@PanicMyFallinFandoms requested: MeuLoz

DAVE: i have a feeling that karkats going to be the one thats mainly reacting to next couple of ships.
DAVE: which is cool.
DAVE: these two are kinda creepy anyway so no biggie.

KARKAT: THEY ARE KIND OF CREEPY.
KARKAT: THOUGH YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, KURLOZ IS PRETTY ATTRACTIVE.

DAVE: DUDE.

KARKAT: WHAT??? I HAVE EYES!!!!
KARKAT: DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE STILL THE HOTTEST ONE IN MY BOOK.

DAVE: hmph.

KARKAT: ANYWAY, YEAH THEY'RE CREEPY.
KARKAT: WHAT'S CREEPIER IS THEIR HISTORY. SOME OF THE OTHER DANCESTORS HAVE NOTICED THAT KURLOZ....USES HIS CHUCKLEVOODOOS ON MEULIN. MEULIN DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT THOUGH!!
KARKAT: NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING WHEN KURLOZ DOES THAT THOUGH.
KARKAT: I DON'T THINK WE DO WANT TO KNOW.
KARKAT: BESIDES THAT, THERE IS THE WHOLE "KURLOZ MADE MEULIN DEAF THEN KURLOZ MADE HIMSELF MUTE" THING.
KARKAT: EVERYONE SAID THEY BROKE UP AFTER THAT AND NEVER GOT BACK TOGETHER BUT THAT'S KIND OF HARD TO REALLY BELIEVE. EVERY TIME I SEE THEM THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH ALL OVER EACH OTHER. 
KARKAT: MAYBE THEY DID GET BACK TOGETHER AND WHEN THE OTHER'S QUESTIONED THEM THEY JUST....SCARED THEM AWAY???
KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW.
KARKAT: AS FAR AS THEY ARE AS A COUPLE....I GUESS THEY'RE OKAY??
KARKAT: THEY'RE REALLY CLOSE AND SEEM TO BE VERY FLUSHED FOR ONE ANOTHER BUT...THE CHUCKLEVOODOO THING JUST THROWS ME OFF.
KARKAT: OTHER THAN THAT SINGLE THING THEY SEEM GREAT.