(@Feliz--Occisor requested lalondecest (rose x Roxy))

DAVE: jesus
DAVE: jesus jesus jesus
DAVE: JESUS

KARKAT: YES?

DAVE: not you
DAVE: jesus CHRIST.
DAVE: not strider
DAVE: i mean vantas

DAVE: first
DAVE: im the one that searches for pictures fyi
DAVE: instead of using my normal google search i figured tumblr would be better
DAVE: my poor virgin eyes
DAVE: theyre tainted

KARKAT: YOUR EYES ARE FAR FROM VIRGIN YOU LIAR.
KARKAT: BUT IT WAS PRETTY GROSS. POOR DAVE HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH EIGHTY DISGUSTING PORN PICTURES BEFORE GETTING TO SOME SAFER ONES.
KARKAT: YOU SHOULD ALL THANK DAVE.

DAVE: you should
DAVE: anyway, this particular ship is mine to judge. watch out yall
DAVE: first of all, no??? literally no. go away.
DAVE: theyre MOMS. each others moms!!! and daughters!!!! this is incest. im heated.
DAVE: that is the first reason. and pretty much the main reason. but theres more so sit back down.
DAVE: they arent compatible for a romantic relationship. they seem like the would be, if you just overlook the incest, but they kind of arent.
DAVE: you have rose, right? shes quiet and dark and scary and will analyze you and judge you and be a dick.
DAVE: then roxy. shes like a legit mom. a good one. shes mega nice and gives us all attention and love and praise and will roundhouse kick us in the face if necessary. she can get pretty negative about herself though and rose might not be the best person to help with that even if she is an actual therapist.
DAVE: and rose needs someone to mellow her out if you will.
DAVE: rose is like...
DAVE: rose is karkat in a way. hes a set way and needs someone to help him be that way but also sit him the fuck down and say 'dude shut up youre being dumb again."
DAVE: rose has that with her designated lesbian
DAVE: thats how i feel. thoughts?

KARKAT: I PRETTY MUCH AGREE. WHEN I ROSE AND I WOULD BICKER AND ARGUE SHE WOULDN'T STOP UNTIL KANAYA WOULD CLEAR HER THROAT AND PAT A SPOT NEXT TO HER THEN ROSE WOULD GO ON OVER AND IT'D BE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. ROXY WOULD JUST EGG HER ON.
KARKAT: I'M NOT SAYING ROSE IS A DUMBASS AND DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP. I'M JUST SAYING THAT SHE SOMETIMES LETS HERSELF BE TOO MUCH.
KARKAT: AND FOR ROXY, SHE NEEDS SOMEONE WHO WILL GIVE HER AS MUCH ATTENTION AND LOVE AS SHE GIVES THEM. SHE NEEDS THAT POSITIVITY IN HER LIFE.

DAVE: that about sums it all up
DAVE: moral of the story is incest is bad but love and emotional support is good.