@PanicMyFallinFandoms requested- ♠️Karkat x Trickster!Kankri

DAVE: well this sure is something new.

KARKAT: I...I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW A SHIP LIKE THIS COULD EVEN EXIST...

KARKAT: I DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TRICKSTERS!
KARKAT: DO YOU??

DAVE: i know a bit thanks to some uh, ya know, time shenanigans.
DAVE: basically theyre like super hyper lil kids.
DAVE: they blurt out anything that pops up in their sugar infested minds and will do anything without thinking of consequences.
DAVE: shits really goddamn annoying, having to go clean up after them in other doomed timelines. its a lot of work and theyre just...they need to stop.
DAVE: personally i like to think of them as like...your exact opposite. kind of...
DAVE: like, in one timeline jane turned trickster and well...all of hell broke loose. she was always really quiet about her crush on jake until she turned trickster, then she basically told him. same with roxy and dirk dude.
DAVE: im telling you, its madness.

KARKAT: ...SO HOW DO YOU THINK KANKRI WOULD BE AS A TRICKSTER?

DAVE: well...hes sort of...polite-ish right now. not really though but in his own mind he seems himself as polite and is REALLY conscientious about people tagging their shit so others wont accidentally see it and throw a hissy fit...so..idk maybe hed be like...
DAVE: maybe like really rude. like ruder than hes bein now. hed say offensive shit and not give a rats ass about who heard it.
DAVE: something like that.

KARKAT: HMM...OKAY...
KARKAT: WELL...I GUESS I CAN KIND OF SEE THIS HAPPENING AS PITCH, I MEAN KANKRI ALREADY ANNOYS THE BARF OUT OF ME SO MAYBE AS A SUGAR INTENSIFIED JACKASS THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH TO MAKE ME GO PITCH FOR HIM.
KARKAT: OR MAKE ME WANT TO LEGITIMATELY KILL HIM. EITHER WAG THERE WILL BE STRONG FEELINGS OF HATE. WHETHER THEY'RE PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC I DON'T KNOW.
KARKAT. THEN AGAIN I CAN'T REALLY GIVE AN HONEST OPINION ON THIS SHIP SEEING AS I HAVEN'T REALLY HAD THE FIRSTHAND EXPERIENCE WITH THE TRICKSTER VERSION OF KANKRI OR ANY TRICKSTER AT ALL.
KARKAT: BUT HEY, MY GUESS IS THAT THIS COULD BE POSSIBLE SO GO NUTS IN SHIPPING IT.