@bettyheme requested: JohnNep

KARKAT: HOLY FUCK IT TOOK US A LONG ASS TIME TO FINALLY SHIT OUT ANOTHER CHAPTER.
KARKAT: DON'T BLAME ME THOUGH, THIS IS ENTIRELY DAVE'S FAULT.

DAVE: hey, we just got video games on this fuckin new earth of course i was going to ignore everything and just play.
DAVE: but hey, i beat the game after not eating or sleeping.
DAVE: it was fun.
DAVE: 10/10

KARKAT: DAVE IT WAS LITERALLY A FUCKING MAZE GAME. IT WASN'T EVEN THAT HARD I BEAT IT IN LIKE TWO MINUTES.

DAVE: well karkat not everyone has night vision and can easily see an opening that was right in front of another wall to make it look like a different wall.

KARKAT: BLAME YOUR SHITTY HUMAN EVOLUTION FOR NO NOCTURNAL VISION.

DAVE: lol
DAVE: wait no that doesnt really express how much im legit loling at that picture.
DAVE: lmao
DAVE: perfect.

KARKAT: THAT PICTURE IS FUCKING HAUNTING. LOOK AT THAT, HER POISON SACKS ARE POINTY FOR FUCKS SAKE.

DAVE: poison sacks????????

KARKAT: BREASTS.

DAVE: okay wtf. are you just messing with me on this weird troll lingo or are troll titties seriously called poison sacks.

KARKAT: WE'LL NEVER KNOW DAVE.
KARKAT: ANYWAY, WHAT THE FUCK.
KARKAT: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE COME UP WITH THESE SHIPS?? I DON'T THINK JOHN HAS EVER *OFFICIALLY* MET NEPETA!! OTHER THAN HER IN HER FUSED SPRITE FORM BUT THAG DOESN'T COUNT SINCE SHE IS TECHNICALLY AN ENTIRELY NEW PERSON.
KARKAT: THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

DAVE: tru but they kinda look cute together tbh.

KARKAT: YEAH THEY DO I GUESS, AND SINCE THEY'RE BOTH UNNATURALLY CHEERY AND SHIT I GUESS THAT'D BE NICE FOR A WHILE BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY "LOOK CUTE" WON'T REALLY GIVE THEM A LONG AND STABLE RELATIONSHIP.

DAVE: uh
DAVE: idk they can both be bad asses sometimes.
DAVE: ....
DAVE: yeah i dont think theyd work together.
DAVE: maybe theyd be cool friends for like little surges of time.
DAVE: you know, youre practically bffs for one whole week and the next its like you dont even know them.
DAVE: thats how i see them at least.
DAVE: B/

KARKAT: YEAH I AGREE WITH DAVE. JOHN AND NEPETA LOOK CUTE TOGETHER BUT LOOKING CUTE JUST WON'T CUT IT IF THEY EVER REALLY BE MORE THAN FRIENDS.