@pandora664 requested: JaneRoxy

DAVE: damn we hardly get any requests with Jane or Roxy in em.
DAVE: tbh its kind of nice.
DAVE: theyre both great.
DAVE: theyre like moms.
DAVE: well roxy is my mom but like moms to like everyone.
DAVE: jane roxy and kanaya should start a mom club.

KARKAT: SINCE THIS IS MORE DAVE'S AREA OF EXPERTISE I'LL ALLOW HIM TO TAKE OVER. THOUGH I MAY OR MAY NOT BUT IN TO MAKE SOME ARBITRARY COMMENT EVERY SO OFTEN.

DAVE: woot woot yall get to spend some more time with d stride
DAVE: lets get this shit STARTED.
DAVE: i am PUMPED.
DAVE: aight so yall already know i love em both to death. theyre great.
DAVE: and honestly theyre just such great friends that i think if they ever were in a legitimate relationship they would be great.
DAVE: roxys just so fucking great to jane like you have to see it with your own eyes how great friends they are. its like great.
DAVE: fuck i cant even properly explain how rad they are with one another because like???? theyre just fucking amazing.
DAVE: in my opinion at least, they would be a great couple and if some of you dont see them as a couple then cool. theyre great best friends too. whatever you want them to be theyre just really close and care for one another a lot.

KARKAT: FROM A QUADRANT BASED PERSPECTIVE, THEY'RE STILL GREAT!
KARKAT: AS DAVE SAID, THEY SEEM LIKE THEY WOULD BE PERFECT MATESPRITS BECAUSE LF HOW CLOSE THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH THEY CARE FOR ONE ANOTHER AND IF NOT THEN MAYNE MOIRAILS, THEY ALSO SEEM LIKE AMAZING MOIRAILS.
KARKAT: OR MAYBE THEY'D VACILLATE BETWEEN PALE AND FLUSHED.
KARKAT: EITHER WAY THEY ARE JUST WONDERFUL TOGETHER BOTH ROMANTICALLY AND PLATONICALLY.