@pandora664 requested: JadeNep

DAVE: yoooooo
DAVE: karkat say yo with me.

KARKAT: YOOOOOOOOOO

DAVE: yooooooooooooo

DAVE: this one actually makes pretty good sense.
DAVE: i mean, jades technically dating nepeta?
DAVE: kind of?
DAVE: half of her.
DAVE: shes dating a sprite thats partially her and she seems pretty damn happy about it.

KARKAT: SHE DOES INDEEDY.

DAVE: please dont say that again.

KARKAT: FINE. BUT YES, SHE DOES SEEM HAPPY.
KARKAT: THEY DO SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF COUPLE THAT YOU JUST **FEEL** LIKE THEY'RE GREAT YA KNOW?
KARKAT: AND NEPETA DID MENTION THAT JADE WAS HER FAVORITE HUMAN.

DAVE: maybe nepeta could be her favorite troll.
DAVE: like how roses fave troll is kanaya
DAVE: and our fave troll is Troll Will Smith.

KARKAT: SIGH, HE HAS SUCH DREAMY EYES.
KARKAT: BUT ANYWAY, THEY JUST SEEM GREAT.
KARKAT: THEY'RE BOTH REALLY FUCKING PEPPY AND BADASS AND COULD PROBABLY TEAR ME IN HALF WITH THEIR PINKIE FINGER.

DAVE: and neither would take any shit from anybody.
DAVE: AND and theyre both animal themed so u know its true love.
DAVE: only problem is the whole cats and dogs thing.

KARKAT: PLEASE DAVE, THAT'S JUST SOME STUPID ANALOGY SOMEONE CAME UP WITH. CATS AND DOGS DON'T *ACTUALLY* HATE EACH OTHER.

DAVE: theres a war karkat, and if were not careful well be dragged into it.

KARKAT: ..................OKAY.....
KARKAT: .........AAAAAAANYWAY.....
KARKAT: THEY JUST SEEM LIKE THEY WOULD MAKE A DECENT MATESPRITSHIP.
KARKAT: OR AT LEAST BE PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS.

DAVE: unless the war tears them apart. be warned.

KARKAT: I'M ENDING THIS BEFORE DAVE PULLS OUT THEORIES AND SHIT.

DAVE: dont say i didnt warn you!