@thatonecupcake requested: HorNus

DAVE: pffffft
DAVE: this ship name is hilarious
DAVE: hornus
DAVE: that is dangerously close to horny. which is actually appropriate considering cronus is involved here.
DAVE: but still
DAVE: HILARIOUS.

KARKAT: YEAH. I GUESS IT IS.
KARKAT: ALSO, I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO APOLOGIZE FOR OUR LACK OF UPDATES. IT'S ALL DAVE'S FAULT THOUGH. HIS PROCRASTINATION AND LAZINESS IS CONTAGIOUS.

DAVE: hey man im not the one that pretended this whole thing didnt exist so you didnt have to do it.

KARKAT: !!!!
KARKAT: YES YOU ARE!!!!!
KARKAT: ANYWAY, THESE ARE THE REQUESTS WE HAVE TO DO.

KARKAT: AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S QUITE A BIT. NOW WE AREN'T SAYING "STOP REQUESTING"

DAVE: yall can request all youd like. well get them done dont worry.

KARKAT: IT'LL JUST TAKE SOME TIME. AND WE *DO* HAVE A SYSTEM AS TO HOW WE UPDATE.

DAVE: bottom to top since bottom ones are the oldest.

KARKAT: YEAH. THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO SAY ON THAT. DON'T STOP REQUESTING BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD! WE COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A SHIT. JUST KNOW THAT IT'LL TAKE SOME TIME.
KARKAT: NOW LET'S START THIS.

KARKAT: OKAY SO
KARKAT: HMMMM.
KARKAT: I GUESS I CAN SEE THIS WORK.
KARKAT: AS PITCH.
KARKAT: OBVIOUSLY NOT FLUSHED CONSIDERING HORUSS IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH RUFIOH AND CRONUS IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
KARKAT: PITCH SOUNDS APPROPRIATE.
KARKAT: HORUSS IS...LIKE EQUIUS IN A WAY. THEY BOTH HAVE THAT WEIRD "HIGH BLOOD! I MUST BOW DOWN AND KISS THEIR SHOES AND FUCK THE GROUND THEY WALK ON!" SORT OF PERSONALITY.
KARKAT: AND CRONUS...CRONUS CAN SOMETIMES BE THAT SNOOTY HIGH BLOOD KIND OF PERSON. LIKE ERIDAN...EXCEPT HORNIER. AND MORE ANNOYING.
KARKAT: AS PITCH CRONUS CAN FINALLY HAVE HIS LITTLE HIGH BLOOD SORT OF THING AND HORUSS CAN HAVE THE HIGH BLOOD ATTENTION HE'S ALWAYS WANTED.
KARKAT: AND SINCE HORUSS HAS SORT OF SOFTENED UP BECAUSE OF HIS PALE RELATIONSHIP WITH MEULIN, HE SHOULDN'T BE AFRAID TO ACTUALLY "HATE" A BLOOD RICHER THAN HIS OWN.
KARKAT: YEAH. IT MAKES SENSE TO ME.

DAVE: k but i think that cronus x right hand is the REAL ship were talking about here.