@PanicMyFallinFandoms requested: GamTav

KARKAT: ALRIGHT DAVE STEP THE FUCK ASIDE. THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE.

DAVE: damn. there he goes, my sugoi alien bf off to judge the potential relationship his sort of pale boyfriend almost had at one point.

KARKAT: SHUT UP.

KARKAT: ALRIGHT, SO.
KARKAT: IN ALL HONESTY I WAS PRETTY FUCKING CONFIDENT THAT GAMZEE AND TAVROS WOULD EVENTUALLY FIND ONE ANOTHER TO BE PRETTY GOOD QUADRANT MATES IN THE FLUSHED CORNER.
KARKAT: I MEAN, GAMZEE ALREADY KNEW. ALL THAT WAS LEFT WAS TAVROS BUT HE WAS TOO PREOCCUPIED WITH THAT SHIT EATING BLUE BLOOD.
KARKAT: AND THERE WAS THE FACT THAT HE WAS OBLIVIOUS AS FUCK. I COULD'VE FLAT OUT TOLD HIM "HEY ASSFACE, GAMZEE HAS A FLUSH CRUSH ON YOU" AND THE FUCKER WOULD HEAR ME BUT IT'D GO THROUGH ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER.
KARKAT: AND HE WAS CRIPPLED TOO SO HE SORT OF HAD TO LEARN TO DEAL WITH THAT UNFORTUNATE DISABILITY.
KARKAT: OBVIOUSLY THIS HAS ALL CHANGED NOW.
KARKAT: DUE TO GAMZEE'S RECENT...TEMPER TANTRUM...

DAVE: (murderous outburst)

KARKAT: ...THE JUGGALO HAS BEEN REDUCED TO NOTHING MORE THAN A CLOWN WEARING BONER PANTS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. OR AT LEAST THATS HOW HE WAS WHEN I LAST SAW THE FUCKER.
KARKAT: NOW, MOVING SWIFTLY ON.
KARKAT: SINCE GAMZEE IS NO LONGER THE "I LOVE EVERYONE AND DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR BLOOD COLOR" KIND OF GUY AND SINCE HE SERIOUSLY KILLED ABOUT TO PEOPLE THEN DECAPITATED THEIR HEADS AND THE HEADS OF THOSE ALREADY DEAD, TAVROS INCLUDED, I'M PRETTY SURE TAVROS WON'T JUST JUMP INTO GAM'S ARMS AND DEMAND THAT HE TAKE HIM.
KARKAT: ESPECIALLY NOW THAT TAVROS IS A FUCK OF A LOT MORE CONFIDENT TO TELL GAMZEE TO GET LOST.
KARKAT: BUT YEAH, BEFORE ALL THIS HAPPENED I WOULD'VE BEEN JUMPING IN ACTUAL JOY FOR GAMZEE IF HE EVER MESSAGED ME THAT HE DID THE POSSIBLE AND GOT TAVROS TO BE HIS REDMATE.
KARKAT: THEY WOULD'VE BEEN RESLLY NICE TOGETHER.