@We_the_Fr34k5 requested: EriVris

KARKAT: UNFORTUNATELY, DAVE WON'T BE JOINING US FOR THIS SHIP BECAUSE I HAVE SENT HIS STUPID ASS TO CAN TOWN'S JAIL.
KARKAT: MAYBE NEXT TIME HE'LL THINK TWICE ABOUT BEING SUCH AN OBNOXIOUS DICKHEAD.

KARKAT: THESE TWO....ARE....
KARKAT: UGH...THEY'RE BOTH REALLY DIFFICULT. DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN AND DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH.
KARKAT: THEY WERE ACTUALLY DATING FOR A WHILE WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER BUT FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER THEY JUST...STOPPED.
KARKAT: THEY DIDN'T BREAK UL, THEY LITERALLY JUST STOPPED THE PITCH RELATIONSHIP. WHICH SOUNDS LIKE BREAKING UP BUT TO ME, IT'S DIFFERENT.
KARKAT: LIKE, TO "OFFICIALLY" END A RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE FO DIRECTLY TELL THEM "IT'S OVER" OR SOME VARIATION OF THAT. WITH VRISKA AND ERIDAN, THEY JUST STOPPED BEING PITCH AND NEVER BROUGHT UP THEIR RELATIONSHIP AGAIN.
KARKAT: AND WE NEVER KMEW WHY...
KARKAT: ...
KARKAT: ACTUALLY I KNOW.
KARKAT: ERIDAN WAS PRETTY OBSESSED WITH GENOCIDE AT THE TIME. ALL HE EVER TALKED ABOUT WAS THAT SHIT. DON'T GET ME WRONG, VRISKA LOVED THAT SHIT. AT FIRST THAT IS. AFTER A WHILE...ALL HE EVER REALLY BROUGHT UP TO HER WAS HIS STUPID IDEAS FOR GENOCIDE AND STUPID PLANS FOR HIS NEXT DEATH MACHINE. SHE JUST GLT BORED OF HIM.
KARKAT: I FEEL LIKE IF THEY WERE TO GET BACK TOGETHER THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN.
KARKAT: IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAPPEN AS FAST GHOUGH. AND IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T INVOLVE ERIDAN TRYING TO MURDER ALL THE FUCKIN LAND DWELLERS. 
KARKAT: THIS TIME IT'LL PROBABLY BE LVER SOMETHING STUPID LIKE...ERIDAN WANTING TO *ONLY* WATCH WAR MOVIES.
KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW. IT'D JUST BE SOMETHING INCREDIBLY SMALL AND STUPID LIKE THAT.
KARKAT: BUT IF THE TWO OF THEM WERE TO EVER MANAGE TO MAINTAIN A STABLE AND EXCITING RELATIONSHIP I BELIEVE ALL OF HELL WOULD BREAK LOOSE FOR THE REST OF US.  I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEE THEM?
KARKAT: VRISKA AND ERIDAN ARE THE TWO MOST INSANELY SANE ASSHOLES IN ALL OF ALTERNIA!!!
KARKAT: THEY'D BE LIKE ONE GIANT TORNADO OF DESTRUCTION TOGETH!!
KARKAT: SO MANY OF US WOULD BE DEAD.
KARKAT: THOUGH I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS TECHNICALLY....
KARKAT: ANYWAY, THEY'D BE AN UNSTOPPABLE TEAM AND BASICALLY THE REST OF US WOULD BE SCREWED.