@RoadOfFate requested: EriSolKat

DAVE: and in just the last chapter i was being all happy and cuddly and shit with him.
DAVE: now i gotta be jealous.

KARKAT: YOU DON'T *HAVE* TO BE JEALOUS.

DAVE: yes i do.

KARKAT: SAYS WHO?

DAVE: says i
DAVE: the frenchiest fry.

KARKAT: OKAY SO I CAN'T EXACTLY SEE THE THREE OF US GETTING ALONG AS A GROUP CONSIDERING ERIDAN AND SOLLUX FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER TO THE POINT WHERE THEY WANT TO BRUTALLY MURDER ONE ANOTHER.
KARKAT: SO A WEIRD THREE WAY PALE RELATIONSHIP IS OUT.
KARKAT: FLUSHED WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE CONSIDERING, AGAIN, *SOLLUX AND ERIDAN HATE EACH OTHER.*
KARKAT: PITCH IS OUT BECAUSE BY PROPER PITCH STANDARDS THEY WOULDN'T WANT TO BRUTALLY MURDER ONE ANOTHER AND ACTUALLY ATTEMPT.
KARKAT: THAT'S JUST HATRED AND CRAZINESS MIXED TOGETHER.
KARKAT: REMEMBER KIDS, A PROPER PITCH RELATIONSHIP- OR *ANY* RELATIONSHIP- MEANS THAT BOTH PARTNERS AREN'T HURTING OR TRYING TO KILL THE OTHER PERSON OR PERSONS.
KARKAT: THAT'S A REALLY BAD RELATIONSHIP AND YOU SHOULD GET THE **FUCK** OUT OF IT IMMEDIATELY.
KARKAT: SO THAT BASICALLY LEAVES ASHEN.
KARKAT: I SUPPOSE I CAN SEE THE THREE OF US AS ASHEN, I MEAN I DO HAVE A PRETTY GOOD TALENT AT MAKING ERIDAN SHUT THE FUCK UP. MAYBE I CAN USE THAT TO MAKE HIM KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT AND NOT TRY TO SPARK UP A FIGHT WITH SOLLUX.
KARKAT: AND I COULD DO THE SAME FOR SOLLUX.
KARKAT: OR SOMETHING.
KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW, I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF BEING ASHEN WITH ANYONE!
KARKAT: BUT I SUPPOSE IF I HAD TO, I'D BE ASHEN WITH THEM.

DAVE: awwww
DAVE: thats sweet i think.