@toastyquinn requested: EriFef

KARKAT: NO.
KARKAT: NO.
KARKAT: A THOUSAND TIMES NO.

DAVE: oh damn.
DAVE: karkat said no.
DAVE: chapters over yall can go home.

KARKAT: NO NO, I'M GOING TO ELABORATE.

DAVE: oh shit whaddup

KARKAT: NO MORE FUCKIN MAYMAYS.

DAVE: its MEMES.

KARKAT: OKAY SO I'VE ALWAYS SORT OF KNEW THAT THEY WOULD NEVER WORK OUT. 
KARKAT: ERIDAN OFTEN CAME TO *ME* FOR SHIT AND PROBLEMS THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DISCUSSED WITH HIS MOIRAIL, **FEFERI**
KARKAT: ERIDAN NEVER FELT COMFORTABLE TALKING TO FEFERI ABOUT THAT STUFF BECAUSE ERIDAN HAD A FLUSHED CRUSH ON FEFERI.
KARKAT: SO OBVIOUSLY THAT WOULDN'T WORK CONSIDERING BOTH HALVES OF THAT RELATIONSHIP WERE ON *COMPLETELY* DIFFERENT PAGES.
KARKAT: ALSO, I NEVER FELT LIKE FEFERI WAS A GOOD MOIRAIL. TO ERIDAN AT LEAST.
KARKAT: I GET THAT ERIDAN WASN'T THE EASIEST MOIRAIL AND HE CAN MAKE EVERYONE IMPATIENT BUT STILL. SHE WOULD BASICALLY DISMISS HIS FEELINGS AT TIMES. THAT ISN'T WHAT A FUCKING MOIRAIL DOES. A MOIRAIL LISTENS EVEN IF THE OTHER'S PROBLEMS ARE REPETITIVE AND ANNOYING AT TIMES.
KARKAT: SHIT LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY PISSES ME OFF. WHEN MOIRAILS DON'T DO THEIR JOB IT FUCKING SADDENS AND ANGERS ME.
KARKAT: GREAT. NOW I'M ANGRIER THAN USUAL.

DAVE: hes hot when hes mad.

KARKAT: I'M MAD *ALL* THE TIME DAVE.

DAVE: exactly.