( @Yandere4MyOTP requested Caliborn[Lord Englisj] / Dirk)

DAVE: before we get started with this very needed ship judgement there is a tiny announcement.

KARKAT: PLEASE CHECK OUT THE ANNOUNCEMENTS BOOK RUN BY THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS MONSTROSITY OF A BOOK POSSIBLE. IT'S A LITTLE IMPORTANT AND COULD HELP THEM/US
KARKAT: IN FACT, HERE'S THE LINK.

DAVE: http://my.w.tt/UiNb/yV2HJz2y5B

KARKAT: NOW LET'S GET STARTED.

DAVE: ok so this one is going to be
DAVE: short and sweet.
DAVE: very short.
DAVE: heres my full answer to this ship.
DAVE:

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KARKAT: AND HERE IS MY COMPLETE ANSWER. 
KARKAT:

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DAVE: thats it. thats this whole ship. nothing else can describe this.