@OtakuGemini13 requested: Amporacest

DAVE: welp, looks like this one is all you karkat.
DAVE: go nuts.

KARKAT: WHOOP-DEE-DO.

KARKAT: ALRIGHTY...
KARKAT: I GET TO JUDGE SOMETHING INVOLVING SOMEONE I HARDLY KNOW.
KARKAT: GREEEEEAAAAAT....
KARKAT: LET'S JUST GET THIS PATHETIC SHOW ON THE ROAD.
KARKAT: AS FAR AS I KNOW, THESE TWO MIGHT WORK WELL AS PITCH. *MAYBE* I KNOW THAT SOME WEIRD DECEASED TIMELINE VERSION OF THESE TWO CHUCKLE HEADS WENT ON AN AWKWARD DATE DUE TO CRONUS BEING A STUBBORN LITTLE BITCH AND CONTINUED TO PESTER ERIDAN UNTIK HE FINALLY AGREED TO ONE.
KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS PRETTY PITCH TO ME.

DAVE: wait wait wait... arent these two like...related?
DAVE: isnt this incest????

KARKAT: TECHNICALLY YES. IN ALTERNIAN SOCIETY; HOWEVER; WE DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE A THING AS "INCEST" SINCE WE TECHNICALLY DON'T HAVE FAMILIES.
KARKAT: LONG STORY SHORT, YES THEY ARE IN THE SAME BLOODLINE AND YES TO HUMANS THIS COULD BE CONSIDERED INCESTUOUS BUT TO TROLLS THIS IS PERFECTLY NORMAL.

DAVE: troll rules on dating is fuckin weird lmao.
DAVE: but whatever i dont judge. mostly.

KARKAT: ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, I CAN VERY MUCH SEE THEM HAPPENING AS A POTENTIAL PITCH PAIRING. CRONUS WOULD ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ERIDAN AND KNOWING ERIDAN, HE'D RETALIATE WITH ANNOYING CRONUS BACK OR MAYBE EVEN GOING AS FAR AS DOING SOMETHING COMPLETELY ASININE AND IN SOME CASES DANGEROUS.
KARKAT: THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD POSSIBLY PISS CRONUS OFF, HE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE KIND OF DUDE TO GET ANGERED EASILY. OR DO ANYTHING TO EVEN ANGER CRONUS TO THE POINT WHERE THE OTHER SEA BITCH WOULD GET VIOLENT...
KARKAT: ...WHICH COULD ANGER ERIDAN EVEN MORE AND JUSTGIVE HIM MOTIVATION TO KEEP THIS PITCH BLACK FLAME CONTINUOUS. HOLY SHIT, IT'S PERFECT.
KARKAT: ERIDAN WOULD HATE THIS. WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO SUPPORT THIS EVEN MORE.
KARKAT: THAT WATER BREATHING JACKASS WOULD NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.