@PanicMyFallinFandoms requested: ♦️ Vantascest.

KARKAT: WELL THIS IS GOING TO BE SEMI AWKWARD.

DAVE: for you maybe lol
DAVE: for me and the rest of the readers this is a pleasant treat.

DAVE: aight, imma start this shit off.
DAVE: first of all, ive met kankri. and hes an absolute windbag. honestly that dude isn't my even really a social justice warrior like he deems himself to be??? whenever someone tries to bring up other things that are pertaining to that he brushes that shit off an continues with whatever weird blood equality shit hes babbling on about. no wonder the other dead dancestor trolls cant really stand his lectures.
DAVE: but other than that hes a pretty cool dude.
DAVE: moirail material for karkat though...probably not. karkat would NOT be able to stand him. hell, he barely does now. imagine as a pale mate? theyd break up faster than a kids spirit in school.
DAVE: idk maybe if kankri like...actually took time to listen to other people instead of prattling on about his used and tired old lectures or sermons or speeches or whatever the fuck he wants to call them, hed have some sort of chance on being karkats pale mate.

KARKAT: I AGREE WITH DAVE ON NEARLY EVERYTHING.
KARKAT: I DISAGREE WITH HIM SAYING THAT KANKRI "MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE." KANKRI WILL NOT. I ABSOLUTELY *DESPISE* MY DANCESTOR IN A **COMPLETELY** PLATONIC WAY. HE IS JUST SO FUCKING ANNOYING!! I CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW MY DEAD SELVES CAN STAND HIM FOR SO LONG!!
KARKAT: HE'S SO ANNOYING IT MAKES ME WANT TO NEVER SLEEP SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM IN THE DREAM BUBBLES.
KARKAT: UGH, AND HIS STUPID "LESSONS" ARE ANNOYING.
KARKAT: BESIDES, I AM WAY TOO HAPPY WITH MY CURRENT MOIRAIL TO EVEN *WONDER* WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE WITH ANOTHER.