Eminencentrose requested: Fefeta

KARKAT: !!!!
KARKAT: HOLY FUCK!!! I'M ACTUALLY GENUINELY EXCITED TO TALK ABOUT THIS ONE!!!!!

DAVE: would ya look at that.
DAVE: karkat has become a full class shipper.

KARKAT: OKAY, FIRST OFF I'D LIKE TO ASK WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU CHUCKLEHEADS AND NEPETEA? I MIGHT AS WELL DRAG EQUIUS' SWEATY ASS OVER HERE SO YOU CAN ALL JUST GUSH OVER HER.
KARKAT: SECOND OF ALL, I GENUINELY BELIEVE FEFERI AND NEPETA WOULD BE FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC TOGETHER.

DAVE: (im not going to get to say a single word during this entire conversation.)

KARKAT: SHUSH!!!! ANYWAY, THEY'D BE FUCKING PERFECT TOGETHER. AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE IT'LL GET NEPETA OFF MY BACK. I'M BEING AS SERIOUS AS A BLOOD PUSHER ATTACK.
KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE EVER VENTURED OUT TO THE FARTHEST REGIONS OF THE DREAM BUBBLES BUT I HAVE AND I HAVE NOTICED SOME REAL NICE SHIT.
KARKAT: NOT TO SOUND PERVERTED.
KARKAT: ANYWAY, IF A POOR, DEAD NEPETA *HAPPENS* TO BE ALONE AS IN NO EQUIUS BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T FOUND THEIRS OR SOMETHING, THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH GLUED TO THE HIP TO A FEFERI.
KARKAT: YES THERE ARE SOME WHO ARE WITH OTHER TROLLS, OR HUMANS, BUT I'VE NOTICED A LOT OF THEM WITH FEFERIS!! WHICH IS GREAT!!!

DAVE: if i remember correctly my mom talks about her badass sprite friend that helped her out in her session before she exploded and johns zapping powers transported them to us and they never saw each other again.
DAVE: roxy ALWAYS talked about how close and like
DAVE: happy fefetasprite was.
DAVE: which i think is cool.
DAVE: i mean, i never knew either of the trolls personally but they sound like they got along pretty goddamn well.
DAVE: dude, cat chick gets along great with everyone holy shit.

KARKAT: YEAH!!! AND DIDN'T JOHN GO ON AND ON ABOUT HIS TIME ON SOME PIRATE SHIP WITH A BAND OF GHOST TROLLS.
KARKAT: APPARENTLY THERE WAS A FEFERI AND NEPETA THERE TOO WHO *ALSO* WERE REALLY CLOSE.
KARKAT: DO YOU THINK THEY WERE THE SAME ONES???

DAVE: idk man probs. timelines are pretty confusing shit
DAVE: to some at least
DAVE: but there is a possibility that those two happened to be the two who made up fefetasprite.

KARKAT: THAT'D BE GREAT.
KARKAT: ANYWAY ONTO WHY I THIML THEY FUNCTION TOGETHER INSTEAD OF JUST GUSHING ABOUT HOW ADORABLE I THINK THEY ARE TOGETHER.

DAVE: (grade a fangirl right here guys.)

KARKAT: THOSE TWO JUST SEEM...RIGHT TOGETHER YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE...THOSE THINGS THAT YOU JUST *KNOW*.
KARKAT: THEY HAVE THINGS IN COMMON. LIKE MAKING PUNS TO THE "THEME" THEY EACH HAVE. THEY BOTH CARE ABOUT EVERYONE WAY TOO MUCH AND WOULD PROBABLY SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF ONE ANOTHER.
KARKAT: THEY'RE BOTH TOTAL GODDAMN BADASSES. THEY WILL NOT TAKE ANYONE'S SHIT AND WILL FIGHT TO PROTECT WHAT/WHO THEY CARE ABOUT.
KARKAT: ALSO FEFERI DESERVES SOMEONE LIKE NEPETA.
KARKAT: SOMEONE WHO WON'T TRY TO SUFFOCATE HER WITH FEELINGS OR TRY TO FORCE HER OR MANIPULATE HER.
KARKAT: (like eridan.)
KARKAT: SHE JUST DESERVES SOMEONE WHO WILL ALLOW HER TO BE HER OWN PERSON AND MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS AND NOT CONSTANTLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER MATESPRIT.
KARKAT: AND NEPETA DESERVES SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT HER RIGHT AND PAY ATTENTION TO HER AND INDULGE IN HER ROLE-PLAYING.
KARKAT: AND MAYBE EVEN HER SHIPPING?
KARKAT: PLUS I FEEL LIKE EQUIUS WILL HAVE BRAGGING RIGHTS THAT COME WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
KARKAT: "D--> My MOIRAIL is in a flushed relationship with the Heiress what is yours doing?"
KARKAT: ALL IN ALL THEY JUST FIT TOGETHER SO WELL. IT'S SAD THAT THEY DIED BEFORE THEY COULD ACTUALLY INTERACT A LITTLE BIT MORE AND POSSIBLY SPARK SOMETHING BETWEEN THEM.