If you haven't gathered, the name's Marco. Complaining about pointless things and ranting are my two favorite hobbies next to drowning what little positive reputation I have left in gallons of sour grapes.

The beautiful cover that wraps this book was made by arushirajguru an upcoming designer that I would highly suggest checking out if you have the time. It's incredibly important that we support all graphic designers here on Wattpad, even if you are a graphic designer yourself. Sometimes, we hit roadblocks when it comes to creating our own covers because nothing we make is good enough. Supporting our fellow creators ensures that they stick around for longer and don't give up on their amazing work.

I am 100% aware that there are rational explanations and reasons for the vast majority of things that I complain about. I don't need you to tell me. This is the place where I let my frustrations out and allow others to live them with me if they so choose.

As the author, I have the right to publish whatever I so choose in this book as long as it remains inside Wattpad's terms of service. This book has been marked mature for audiences who may not be okay with the following:

Light Language

References to Sex

Adult Oriented Conversation

Awards this book has earned:

Tricolor Triennial Awards (Places yet to be announced)

Boxed Talent Awards