Mom: I'm the mother of this family, you're gonna respect me
I'm your mother, you're not gonna disrespect me
I've been disrespected for too long now I'm done
I speak my mind, but now watch me roast my psychotic son!

Are you a boy, or are you a person?
I'd like to think of you as a missing part of a traveling circus
I understand times are tough, and everything seems worthless
But you gotta trust me, in the end it's worth it

You think I don't know everything about your disability?
I mean, God forbid everyone should know your personality
And that's a guy with a different brain and bearded face
Maybe that's why you'll never get a girl to get to third fucking base!

Peter: I've been through a lot, you've never been there for me
It's been a lot worse than you cutting my hair for me
I'm through with you and your self-righteous bullshit
Psycho jokes mom? Your whole name means "psychotic"!

For years, my autism made you think of me differently
You're the main reason why girls won't go out with me
You think your 20th century ways would help me get the girls
But in reality, you're living in a different fucking world

If you had a brain like mine, you'd know what I'm saying
But you don't, because you're never like me mayne!
Right now, I'm shitting on you like I'm lactose intolerant
Because all you love to do is start arguing and hollerin