Right as Deadpool Newt was going to suggest yet another Thomas and him orgy there was a knock on the door.

"I got it," Spider Thomas said as he got up immediately. He swung the door open and made a weird face. "Who the fuck are you?"

There was none other than a girl standing in his doorway, average height with dark brown hair that was obviously dyed from a box bought at Walmart.

"The author of this damn dumpster fire, now I need to figure out how the fuck to get everyone home."

Spider Thomas made a face. "Can't you just write i- okay you're walking into the apartment."

Deadpool Newt gasped instantly. "That's the bitch we don't like!" He exclaimed loudly to the other Newt and Thomas'.

"Save your criticism for another time okay." The girl said as she rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.

"She reminds me of Kis," X-Men Newt said mostly to X-Men Thomas.

"Yeah because I wrote Kis as myself because I was a messed up kid who wanted to be in a fanfiction."

"Didn't you just write yourself into another one..."

"Watch it or I'll write you dead, I've done it before and I'll do it again."

"Can someone please tell me what's going on?" Band Newt asked as he threw his hands up. "Who the fuck is this poser skater lookin kid?"

"Excuse me my name is Kara and I gave you a happy ending so shut the fuck up and sit down. I'm trying to figure out how to get you home in a way that would make sense."

Band Newt rolled his eyes but was quiet then.

"Can it please involve a Thomas and Newt orgy?" Deadpool Newt batted his eyes.

"No! What the fuck why are you horny all the time?!"

"Same reason why average Newt can't walk, because you wrote us this way."

"Are you trying to say we're all actually not real and are under control of this angsty wanna be kid?" X-Men Newt asked, looking skeptical.

"Excuse me I'm not a kid I'm actually nineteen years old so again shut the hell up and yeah basically. I decide your fate."

Average Newt raised his hand.

"Uh yeah? Didn't realize this was school but what's up?"

"Why did you kill that sixth Thomas?"

"Because I was an angsty ass middle schooler who cried everyday and wanted other people to cry with me. Anyone else have an issue with me?"

Every hand in the room shot up.

Kara sighed. "Okay well it's currently two am and I kinda need to sleep so we need to brainstorm how to get out of here."

Video game Thomas raised his hand this time.

"Stop doing that it's quite creepy."

"How do you not know how to get us out of here? Every single one of us is a figure of your imagination and quite literally you're typing these words on your computer that you really should be using for your homework. Also you have so many piercings do you set off metal detectors in airports?"

"No I don't set off metal detectors why would you eve-," Kara sighed. "I don't know because I haven't thought of it yet, I'm hoping by the end of this insane chapter I'll actually have an idea."

X-Men Thomas spoke up this time. "Are you aware that this is probably the worst fanfiction you've ever wrote and you're just trying to relive the days when you had a famous maze runner instagram and people on the internet actually liked you?"

"Roast me goddamn."

"We are, because you make all of us sad and make your readers sad." Deadpool Newt pointed out.

"Hey everyone got happy endings!"

"Uh you killed me," X-Men Newt said.

"Yeah and I can't walk and I cried at prom," Average Newt said.

"Yeah and my sister is dead," Video game Newt added in.

"You made Thomas dump me," Band Newt pointed out.

"Yeah and you made me have a horrible past," Deadpool Newt scoffed.

"Hey in my defense I was kinda going off the deadpool movies for that one because I've watched those about fifty times."

"Same," Average Newt whispered.

Kara grinned. "Bro one time I was watching Deadpool 2 and the fire alarm went off in my dorm and I had to run outside at 2am really drunk with no pants on."

"Yeah I can't run because you put me in a wheelchair for the rest of my life."

"Oh my god can you all get over the pain I put you through for like five minutes please?"

"No."

"Why don't you just write a smut scene because that's clearly what everyone wants?" Deadpool Newt asked and Kara looked like she wanted to punch him.

"Because I don't like writing that so shut the hell up or I'll make your dick stop working. Also you should know by now when people tell me to do things I do the exact opposite."

"We're just saying everything the comments on your stories say, we're just exposing that you read every single one, including the mean ones and then comment rude things back because it makes you feel better," Video game Thomas pointed out.

"Yeah yeah, I know I do, sometimes I need an ego check."

"You also still haven't told us how to get back to our universes therefore you're kinda pointlessly here," Average Newt said, which got some nods of agreement.

"This story is literally called Karaverse I thought I should be allowed to be in at least one chapter!"

"Thank god it's only one."

"Fuck you."

"You also inserted yourself into the third book of our series!" X-Men Newt said.

"Okay listen relax, sometimes I like to give myself validation."

"Why don't you work on your other stories that people actually care about instead of humoring everyone with this one because quarantine has you so depressed this is the only thing you can produce?"

"I think you just answered your own question there Deadpool Newt."

"Well I think you should stop being insecure about your writing because a lot of people like it," Band Newt said.

"Hey that was actually nice?" Kara looked confused.

Band Newt shrugged. "I know you secretly base all of us off different aspects of your personality or friends plus being mean to you will probably get one of us killed."

"Ah a man with some sense in him!"

"Well yeah, you based me the most off yourself."

"Okay well if everyone could just put their hatred toward me aside then maybe we can figure out a way to get through this together."

"Can we get some more content for our story lines at least?" Average Thomas asked.

"Yeah sure, you can all have a wrap up chapter, you know what someone can even get engaged, but we have to think of a way to get everyone back."

"I think Tommy and I can do it!" X-Men Newt stood up. "I mean we kinda got us into this mess right?"

"Wait you're right!" Kara exclaimed. "Okay it makes sense, you have to send every pair back individually."

"Uh we're already in our own universe," Deadpool Newt pointed out.

"Yeah no shit sherlock, you're not included in this."

"Cool!" He turned to Spider-Thomas. "Wanna go fuck?"

"No what the hell?! We have to make sure everyone gets back safely!"

"Okay, X-Men Thomas you make fear real, and X-Men Newt you can make things that aren't real look real. Maybe we can do the same thing you did when you brought everyone here."

"Can the X-Men us stay they're kinda cool?" Deadpool Newt practically begged.

"We have to get home to our Minho and our Kis and El." X-Men Newt frowned.

"But if we figure this out you can come back?" Spider-Thomas asked.

"Yeah we can come back."

"Okay who wants to go home first?" Kara asked. "Just kidding, I'm gonna decide. Band Thomas and Band Newt you're up."

"It was nice meeting you all," Band Thomas said softly as he gripped Newt's hand tightly.

"Ditto," Band Newt added in.

"Alright I'm leading this operation," Kara said as she stood in the middle of the living room. "Band guys, you both have to think of a time you were scared in your universe then we can throw you back into it. X-Men guys you ready?"

When she got a nod back from both pairs she clasped her hands together. "Alright let's do this then...band gays close your eyes and picture it as vividly as you can."

X-Men Thomas was doing his weird black smoke projection power thing, his veins ran black and the smoke traveled down his arms and around the other pair of Newt and Thomas who looked a little freaked out.

Newt had his eyes closed and his fingertips pressed to his temples.

All the sudden the smoke rose up like a screen and an image projected itself into it.

"I'm not in it then huh?"

"What?"

"The future you see yourself in, I'm not in it?"

"I never said that! You're still not understanding!"

"Dating is a two way thing Newt. We're supposed to do things for each other. It doesn't work if it's only going one way."

"You can't make me pick! You can't make me pick between you and this!"

"You can't keep putting the tour over me Newt. I get it, it's important to you, but I'm not doing this any longer, I'm not pretending Teresa is my fucking girlfriend any longer. I can't do it Newt. I can't. I'm living a fucking lie. I'm in the closet again because of a stupid old homophobic motherfucer. Maybe I shouldn't have come at all."

"D-Don't say that. It's not fair..."

Suddenly there was a loud crack sound and everything was gone. Band Newt and Thomas were gone along with the smoke and the weird life movie. Everyone was quiet for a few moments.

"They were scared when they thought they were going to lose each other," Average Newt said softly. "That's so sweet."

"Are they back?" Video game Thomas asked as he stared at the space the boys were once standing.

X-Men Newt nodded before grinning at Thomas and throwing his arms around him. "We're so fucking cool, we sent people to different universes!"

X-Men Thomas smiled and hugged his Newt back, placing his hands on his lower back and pulling him closer.

"Well that's sickeningly cute," Kara said. "Alright, how about anon guy's next? Newt do you have anything to help you stand?"

"I'll get the crutches!" Spider-Thomas said quickly as he stood up.

Once Newt had the crutches jammed under his arms and his Thomas next to him, X-Men Newtmas got in position again. They were enjoying this a little too much.

The same thing happened this time, the smoke screen shot up and another weird life scene started playing across it.

Newt was in a wheelchair in a hallway. Thomas was pacing at the end of the hall.

Their heartbeats could be heard from down the hall.

"Hey there Tommy."

Thomas spun around and blinked several times.

"It's you? Oh my god it's actually you? You were him all along? I-I...but I kissed you at the party?"

"I told you we got some stuff to talk about."

"You're cute and you like me."

Another loud smack and they were gone again.

"Why did I make you all have cute love stories?"

"Maybe to make up for your failed love life because you go after boys who look like they eat a bowl of cigarettes for breakfast and heroin for lunch."

Kara held up her middle finger to Deadpool Newt who did the same thing back.

"At least they have realistic problems." Video-Game Newt shrugged. "I mean we're all in fantasy worlds but there's some realistic points in there."

"See that's how you get a cute follow up chapter not by INSULTING me...you two are next though come on."

Video game Newt's face flushed. "I know exactly what time I'm thinking of and it's gonna be so embarrassing for you all to watch."

"Yeah, I'm writing it so don't worry about me." Kara shrugged.

Video game Thomas took his Newt's hand as they got into place. X-Men Newt high fived X-Men Thomas as they started up again.

The screen appeared for a third time.

Newt and Thomas were on a shitty couch. Thomas was on top of Newt and they were kissing.

Suddenly, Newt put his hands on his chest and pushed him back gently.

"Tommy stop."

"Did I do something?"

Newt shook his head. "No I...no, you didn't do anything. I've never had sex before."

"I know."

"I don't want to, at least not right now."

"Okay, I don't either...what about other stuff?"
Thomas smirked as he looked at Newt who was red as a tomato.

"Can I use my mouth?"

Newt's face turned impossibly redder.

"You're overthinking," Thomas said as he kissed Newt's jaw softly. "We don't have to do anything you don't want to do."

"Okay. O-Okay yeah you can do it."

"You sure?"

New nodded and...

Thankfully the snap sounded again.

Kara smacked her palm to her forehead. "Well there exists the only smut scene I've ever written and may possibly post the whole thing if I can convince myself to."

"Come on, let the poor kid have a canon blowjob, he's nice he deserves it!" Deadpool Newt insisted.

"You shut up, you're annoying as hell." Kara frowned and crossed her arms over her chest. "Not everything is about sex."

"Untrue, no one cares about the plot," Deadpool Newt retorted back.

"Well I do!"

"That makes one person."

"Fuck off people care about my plot!"

"They'd care more if it was about sex."

"You just want me to write you and Spider-Thomas having really kinky sex!"

"Well duh!" Deadpool Newt exclaimed as he pulled Spider-Thomas onto his lap. "It would be so hot, the fans would want it."

"I actually literally hate you."

"No you don't, spiderman and deadpool are your favorite marvel characters that's literally why you wrote our fanfiction because you love marvel so much."

"Suck my cock."

"You don't have one."

"I'm sorry to interrupt," X-Men Thomas cut in. "I think people like the plot of our three book story. I mean we got together and people were still into it. Plus Kara created two OC's in our universe that got really popular so I'd say that's pretty good and maybe she could write an original book one day."

"THAT'S why they're my favorite!" Kara exclaimed. "Because yes I play favorites! Fuck you!"

Deadpool Newt and Kara flipped each other off again.

"I think we have to go," X-Men Newt said. "We need to get back to our cats, plus we should probably tell professor X about this."

"NO!" Deadpool Newt shouted as he tossed Thomas off his lap and threw himself at their feet. "Stay you guys are so cool!"

Spider-Thomas smacked his palm to his forehead and shook his head. "Newt come on, let them go back to their universe."

Deadpool Newt loudly fake cried as he got up and pulled them into a tight three-person hug. "I love you the cooler versions of me and Thomas, well maybe Spidey kinda beats you because I sorta love him but if you guys are ever down for a foursome you know where to find u-"

"NEWT!" Spider-Thomas snapped.

Deadpool Newt sighed loudly and let them go. "Okay goodbye."

X-Men Newtmas waved before they took themselves back which was a lot simpler than the other pair's exits.

"Please don't tell me we're stuck with you." Deadpool Newt scowled at Kara.

"Nah, I'm back to my world. I have homework to do and quarantine to listen to."

"Quarantine?"

"Yeah my world is dying from a virus, I haven't been able to leave my house in so long."

"Oh shit, well good luck."

Kara held up a peace sign and left out the front door.

Deadpool Newt was quiet for a while before sighing. "Okay I'm going back to bed."
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everyone is going to get a follow up chapter with some canon stuff to their stories :)