There was just plain silence for the next hour. Every single person, ever single Newt and Thomas were just staring at each other quietly, their eyes skipping back and forth between each of them.

"Alright I'll be the first to say it, what in the bloody hell is going on?!" Newt, one of the Newt's, the Newt wearing a plaid shirt and black skinny jeans stood up and threw his arms up in expiration.

"Why don't we start with an introduction then we can explain what's going on," Spider-Thomas said carefully as if he was trying to diffuse the situation.

"How about we do that in the reversed order," plaid shirt Newt grumbled but he sat back down.

"Anyways," Spider-Thomas started. "I'm Thomas, as half of you should know, I'm also Spiderman?"

Deadpool Newt chuckled from the side.
"Something funny?" Spider-Thomas snapped.

"You're shit at this. Sit down babe, I got this." Deadpool Newt grinned as he stood up and carefully pushed Spider-Thomas back down to his seat.

"So one of you dumb fuckers woke me up from my beauty sleep by ripping a tear in space and time therefore bringing every Newt and Thomas from every universe together for some reason in my living room. Also why couldn't you wait until at least noon like fuck guys." Deadpool Newt let out a breath and ran his hand over his mask. "Oh also I'm Deadpool and would any of the Thomas' be interested in an orgy?"

Spider Thomas smacked him in the head. "Stop it!"

The Newt and Thomas farthest away from them exchanged looks.

Deadpool Newt pointed at them roughly. "Hey you two sexy fuckers know something, what is it?"

"Uh, so I'm Newt, I'm apart of the X-Men and I think Tommy and I were responsible for that rip in time and space.

"Woah so you have powers?!" Deadpool Newt asked excitedly as he bounced over to them and squished himself in the middle of them. Suddenly Deadpool Newt gasped. "Wait that's a wedding ring did you mARRY HIM?!"

X-Men Newt nodded, smiling softly. "Yeah, I did."

"Bro you hit the jackpot!" Deadpool Newt whispered extremely loudly to X-Men Newt.

X-Men Newt grinned as they fist bumped. "Dude, I know right, he's so fuckin hot."

"And the way he rides dic-"

"OKAY that's enough!" Spider-Thomas cut back in. "Why don't we continue explaining what universe we're from."

Deadpool Newt shrugged. "Okay, but I'm staying next to this version of myself, he's cool."

"I'm X-Men Thomas I guess, also mostly at fault for this. Married to X-Men Newt."

"I'm also Newt, obviously, I got a bum leg so if anyone has a wheelchair that would be nice because I can't walk. Uh I think me and Tommy are pretty normal, we're both in college and we met on the internet," The Newt in the hoodie said as he loosened his grip on his Thomas who looked as boring and average as him. "I also really love Marvel so I'm kinda buggin out this is sick."

X-Men and Spideypool turned to look at him with weird expressions. "The fuck is a Marvel."
Average Newt flushed and looked down. "Right yeah, okay, nevermind."

"Hey me and Tommy met online too!" The Newt who looked like an absolute fucking simp said. "We play this weird video game and kids have been dying, it's kinda a fucked up mystery plot I guess?"

Video Game Thomas nodded. "We gotta solve who's killing the kids but Kara hasn't finished the ending yet because her personal life is in shambles so we can't really disclose who it is."

"Who the fuck is Kara?" Average Newt asked.

"Some bitch we hate, she's kinda the James Dashner of all this, really irritating and thrives off our misery," Deadpool Newt replied. "Oh and she sucks at playstation and is always trying to force her innocent readers to play with her because she has no friends!"

"Well shit." Video Game Thomas made a face at that.

"Anyways, I'm also Newt, I'm in a band and Thomas is my tour manager and boyfriend," the grungy looking Newt said.

"Alright so roll call," Deadpool Newt said as he clasped his hands. "We got average Thomas and Newt who I'm praying weren't part of a stupid cliche college AU, we have Spidey pool Newt and Thomas who is us. We got Band Newt and Thomas, Video Game Newt and Thomas and the coolest, X-Men Newt and Thomas."

"Damn there's five different versions of us?" X-Men Newt asked. "And we ended up together in every universe?"

"Well yeah duh," Deadpool Newt scoffed. "I've never met anyone who gives head as good as To-"

"Stop it!" Spider-Thomas basically screamed. "Can you please keep it PG-13 at least?!"

X-Men Newt shrugged. "I thought it was kinda funny."

"There's actually six of us, the other we're in college but I died in that universe so I guess it didn't pull through," X-Men Thomas explained.

"God this is bloody weird," Band Newt sighed as he let his head rest on his Thomas' shoulder.

"I second that dude," Average Thomas said as he curled his arm protectively around his Newt's waist, as if a room full of themselves was going to hurt his boyfriend who half of them were copies of. Simple stuff you know.

"Should we play truth or dare!?" Deadpool Newt exclaimed happily. "O-Or tell sexy stories? Or we could order tacos and exchange how we all fell in love."

Video Game Newt flushed bright red. "Tommy and I haven't really told each other we, you know, yet."

Deadpool Newt rolled his eyes. "God you guys are fucking boring."

Spider-Thomas kicked him in the leg. "Stop being a dick."

"Only if you promise I can stick my dick in you late-"

X-Men Newt snorted out a laugh and secretly high fived Deadpool Newt.

"Little do they know, we know they like cuddling and confessing their love for us in the middle of the night instead of banging like rabbits like they make it seem," X-Men Thomas whispered to Spider-Thomas which made him laugh.

Spider-Thomas nodded. "They're total fucking softies."

"I decided we're ordering tacos and talk about how we all lured sexy Thomas into our beds." Deadpool Newt said as he grabbed his cell phone to call some greasy fast food place that was certainly going to make them all sick.

A half hour later they were all piled on the floor while Spider-Thomas calmly explained that time was only passing in this universe and once they went back to theirs time would remain as normal. Somehow that instantly calmed them down and they agreed to stay a bit because hanging out with your other selves is kinda a once in a lifetime opportunity.

"Alright average Newt you go first then Average Thomas tell your side," Deadpool Newt said as he leaned across Spider-Thomas' lap.

Average-Newt nodded as he adjusted himself on his boyfriend's lap. Average-Thomas looked concerned for a second and gently held his hips.

"Your leg okay?" Average Thomas asked softly which was honestly really fucking cute.

Average Newt nodded and put his hand over him. "Relax, I'm fine, I'd tell you if I wasn't." He smiled softly before kissing him gently and turning back to the circle. "Tommy and I went to the same high school and I thought he was so sexy, I was obsessed with him honestly but of course I had crippling insecurity along with actually being crippled. I made a fake instagram and texted Tommy constantly, while accidentally falling in love with him. He kissed me at a party, won a science fair, I revealed my identity and we started dating."

"You forgot the part where we went to prom and I romationally asked you by getting you movie tickets and you gave me a handjob in the theatre." Average Thomas added in.

Deadpool Newt reached over and high fived Average Newt. "Public sex, I like the way you think boy."

Average Newt flushed and rested his head on his Thomas' shoulder. "He's really good to me, a lot of shit happened but it worked out in the end."

"His dad tried to kill me," Average Thomas cut in. "But we met up a while later and I still loved him."

The way they smiled at each other was sickeningly cute.

"You can't walk at all?" Video Game Newt asked softly.

Average Newt shook his head. "On crutches sometimes, but I can't put pressure on my bad leg and Tommy treats me like glass sometimes. It's better now than it used to be, I'm used to it is what I'm trying to say. Suicide attempt before you all ask...that's how I did it."

"My sister was murdered," Video Game Newt broke the awkward silence. "Tommy was my friend on the game, we met up in person eventually and I already liked his personality, I had a small thing for him. Then we worked so well in person I was so fucked for him. Thankfully he was into me too and now we're dating."

Video Game Thomas nodded. "Yeah that's pretty much how it went. Newt always listened to me and actually cared what I had to say, it's hard not to like him."

The Thomas' nodded in agreement.

"Tommy came to one of my shows," Band Newt started. "I saw him in the crowd, and immediately wanted to shove him up against the next wall and rip his shirt off but I played it cool and invited him to the next show. Unfortunately he's so clueless, I flirted with him until he drunkenly admitted he jerked it to a picture of me and in the morning we talked it out and went on a date where I kissed him for the first time. He came on tour with me and we broke up for awhile because my manager was a homophobic douche bag but then I admitted to a show of thousands of people I was so dick whipped for Tommy that I couldn't stand being without him. He forgave me and now we live together."

Band Thomas smiled at his boyfriend and squeezed his hand softly. "I'm their tour manager now because I don't use Newt's sexuality as a marketing ploy. Also the first time I saw him perform I wanted him to shove me against the wall and rip my shirt off so it was pretty much the same feeling I just thought he was just out of my league. Also we live with Minho, do you all have a Minho?"

A collective chorus of a mixture of happy and irritatedly sounding "yes" rang through the room.

"Tommy and I met at the school I guess, well he went back in time to save my life because he accidentally killed me. So in one situation he fell on me in the cab and the other I met his future self, which was weird I guess. Well in both time periods we fell in love because Tommy was so nice to me and I was terrible to him. I was such a dick, seriously," X-Men Newt started. "Tommy can conjure fear so in training it came out that I was afraid of falling in love and a few hours later Tommy kissed me and we started dating from there pretty much. He proposed to me in the cafeteria and we had a little wedding in the halls of the school. Now we have a house and two cats and let me tell you it's so nice having your own house you can have sex on EVERY surface."

X-Men Thomas grinned and kissed the side of Newt's face. "You should all marry your Newt's, he's perfect. We have coffee in the mornings and sometimes he lets me shower with him before work and he actually lets me choose the movies sometimes." X-Men Thomas' smile widened as he kissed the side of his face again. "As moody as he is sometime-"

X-Men Newt elbowed him in the chest which made Thomas roll his eyes, but he leaned against Newt anyways.

"I think you guys won the coolest story," Deadpool Newt said as he looked at Spider-Thomas.

"Because ours is annoying because you're annoying," Spider-Thomas scoffed.

"I was selling drugs, just some light things like cocaine and weed, just some chill stuff. Tommy got his panties in a twist and tried to stop me but then I saw that ASS and boys let me tell you I was smitten. I tried so many times to woo him, I painted times square in a beautiful drawing of us. I brought him food and let him sleep over. Then he wore one of my old shirts and let me touch him and then I fell in LOVE my fellow Newts. Eventually after he got sick of me pushing him away he called bullshit and we made out into the hours of the night."

Spider-Thomas rolled his eyes. "And you leave out the part where I helped make you want to do good and you constantly tell m-" Deadpool Newt smacked his hand over Thomas' mouth.

"Shut up, we don't tell them about the simp stuff, only the creative sex positions we've tried due to your spidey powers."

"No we DON'T tell them about that."

"New game!" Deadpool Newt shouted as he avoided Thomas' smacking of him. "We all tell our dirtiest sex positio-"

This made everyone laugh.

"I'm glad we stayed for a bit," X-Men Newt said. "I'm glad that Newt and Thomas are happy in other worlds too."

"Agreed."

"So uh...does anyone actually know how to get us back?"