Uta and Yomo are fighting over how they treat Kaneki, but they don't know that they it's both their faults lol.

Btw Kaneki has black hair in this one :)
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Kaneki's P.O.V

I don't know why I try, they fight sometimes and never listen to me. All I ask is for them to be quieter or not to hit each other, thank god they don't hit often, but it makes me sad to see the ones I love fighting over dumb reasons. I love the way they treat me in bed, and they don't know it but they both treat me the same way when we make love. It's sad how those bruises are from both of them but they blame each other...

"Please don't fight!" I cried, they where currently in the middle of yelling at each other. Yomo saw some bruises on my hips why'll I was bathing, he walked in and without knocking, and when Uta got home he yelled at him. Grabbed me, pulled my pants down a little to show my hips and said angrily, "Ever thought of being gentle?! Your gonna break one of his bones if you treat him the way you do!" He never raised his voice but he sounds angry.

This is all my fault, they shouldn't fight. I ask for it to be rough, and some of the bruises are from Yomo too, not all but some.

"Please! Your just jealous because he actually enjoys it when we have sex!" Uta yelled and my face went bright red. "D-don't say that!" I cried, but they ignored me. "For your information he does when we have sex, that's all I hear after, I also here a ringing in my ear from all his shouting." Yomo said, smirking slightly, knowing that it will make Uta madder. I was so embarrassed.

Suddenly Uta swings at Yomo, who dodged and swung back, nearly hitting Uta in the face. "No! Don't hit, please stop! It's not any of your faults!" I desperately say, I can't stand it when they hit. I was in tears now begging for them to stop, but they wouldn't listen.

I jumped in front of Uta when Yomo was about to slap him, he had accidentally slapped me across the face making me wince and jump back. I instantly started to shake, I held my red cheek and gently cried. This is all my fault. I can't even stop a fight between my two boyfriends. What if they go to far and try and kill each other. I wouldn't be able to do anything.

"K-kaneki! Shit I didn't mean to slap you. That was meant for the tattooed garbage bag." He said, trying to hug me. "You hit him! And you say I'm too rough! I didn't just full force slap him now did I?" Uta said, I can't believe there still fighting while I'm hurt. Yomo gently rubbed my back, trying to stop my crying and Uta was petting my hair. They still continued to fight, quietly yelling at each other.

I mumbled something under my breathe, "what'd you say Ken?" Yomo asked in a gentle voice, the type of voice you would use with a scared animal. "Shut up! Both of you! Just shut the fuck up already!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. They both looked shocked. My head dropped and I gently cried, they're fighting because of me... "K-Kaneki, why are you yel-" Uta said but I cut him off, "Because you shouldn't be fighting! It's-It's not Yomo's fault and it's not Uta's! It's mine!" I screamed in anger.

Why does everything I do end up with someone getting hurt? Or cause someone to hurt me. All I want is for those two to be happy, why can't I make them happy?

"What do you mean?" Yomo said worried, "didn't he give you those bruises from when you two had-" "No! It was both of you! I asked for rougher and you gave me what I asked for! So stop fighting!" I cut Yomo off. He looked shocked. "Ken... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you. And I'm sorry for over reacting." Yomo said, pain in his voice. "I'm sorry too, please Ken, don't cry." Uta said, they both where hugging me, trying to comfort me.

Before I knew it I was being pampered, I honestly was too exhausted to say no. Plus I didn't want them to stop. It was nice to finally get attention, all they do is fight, I feel neglected.

Uta was making us dinner, Yomo was cuddling me to his chest, I was just laying on his chest starting to fall asleep when Uta came out with three plates. Uta gave me the smallest one, knowing I'm still getting use to eating human meat, they both had the same size of meat; medium.

After we ate we all took a bath together, Uta washes my hair and Yomo washed my body, not touching my areas. Suddenly I started giggling, "what's so funny?" Yomo asked. "You both where fighting earlier, and now your both smiling and being all nice and cute." I said, smiling brightly. They both blushed and looked at me as if they just saw a puppy and kitten cuddle each other. Before I knew it I was being cuddled by Yomo and Uta.

We crawled in bed and I began to fall asleep, before I was asleep Uta said "We're sorry, Ken. We worry about you sometimes." He cupped my cheek and I lent into his touch, I felt Renji wrap his arms around me and pulled me close into a spooning position. I blushed and muttered "It's okay." Yomo kissed the back of my neck and Uta kissed my lips "Tomorrow will be a us day. Expect nothing but cuddles tomorrow, okay?" I nodded and fell asleep

I love them with all of my heart

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Yay! I hope other people ship Uta, Kaneki, and Yomo as much as I do 😂 I think it's a cute ship and I really wanted some one-shots so I'm making them :3 sorry for the cheesy ending kinda got writers block~
~ Mayuki