Triiiing! Triiiing!
Priya: "Monday morning la evan nama veetuku vandhu bell adikaran..Appa, indha 2 dosai saaptute irunga, dho varen!"

She walks out to check the door, a man in mid thirties was standing all smiles!!

P: "Yaarunga? Ena venum!"

Man: "Hello-nga, I am Sivakumar.."

Priya jerks "Ena soneenga?"

SK: "Yenga, en per ah dhaane sonen, adhuku en ivlo jerku?! ."

P: "ila.. unga per aa engayo keta mari irundhudhu.. seri.. adha vidunga ena venum?"

SK: "Sivakumar ngradhu romba common name nga.. nama Suriya la suriya.. avar appa, andha kaalathu hero.. avarkuda sivakumar dhaane nga"

P: (clenching her teeth) "Theriyum theriyum!! seri vishayatha solunga.."

SK: "Aan.. adhu.. dho unga veetu pakathu veetuku pona vaaram dhaan kudi vandhen... oru company la CA va iruken.Ipo office pordhuku minadi tea podlaam nu ponena....apo paarunga... indha chakkarai ila chakkarai.. adhu gaali aagiduchu! apo nu paathu tv la chakkarai nilave song vandhucha? song na odane pona vaaram neengalum unga music class students um kovil la paatu paadinadhu nyabagam vandhuchu... (dreamily)rombaaaa azhagunga...(seeing Priya staring at him).. adhu.. unga voice aa sonenga... seri tv la song um vandhuchu, unga nyabagamum vandhuchu, chakkarayum ila.. adhaan oru cup chakkara vaangalaam nu vandhenga.." he flashes all his teeth at her with his eyes not leaving hers. He then lowers his neck, raises his eyebrows to check her face reactions (Mindvoice: Nambirpaala?!)

P: "Shhhabbaaa, chakkara venum na chakkara venum nu sola vendidhaana.. indha kadhayallam ketenaa?!Cup edha kondu vandheengala ila adhuvum naane tharanuma?" She seemed irritated and suspicious at the same time.
(Mindvoice: "Yaar indha character, pakathu veedungraan,kovil la paathen ngraan, chakkara venungraan... adhukumela edho appa sonadha ottuketa mari sivakumar ngran... purilaye!")

SK: "Ah!! adhulaam correcta konduvandhutene.. adhu ilana aprom ungalta pesardhukagadhaan vandhen nu kandupidichudamateenga?!"

P: "Yennnadhuuuu?!"

SK: "Ila la.. adhu kondu varla na ungalta theva ilama pesaren nu kovapadamaatenga... adha sonnen" (Mindvoice: Dei siva.. pinra da nee!")

P: Looking at him up and down "Hmmmm.. irunga varen.." she walks back in after grabbing the cup from him

SK: "Happada.. pozhachen...oru ponnukita pesardhu ivalavu kashtama.. pesama amma sonna madhiri matrimony la register panirkanumo.. directaa avangale pesa erpaadu panirpaanga!! Aana ivanga matrimony account vechurpaangala therilaye?! Adhulaam kekalaama kekakudadha?! Seri ipo sugar vechu sweetaa aramipom.. aprom paathukalaam" he talks to himself.

As Priya walks in immersed in her suspicious thoughts, her dad waiting for the next dosai interrupts her thinking

S: "Enna ma, balatha yosanai la irka?! Oru velai nejamave Suriya unna thedi veetu vaasal ku vandhutaaro?"

P: "Yen pa.. neenga vera.. Vandhurkardhu Suriya illa, Sivakumar!" she replies and goes in to take some sugar.

S Mindvoice: "Enna iva, naama joke adicha namakke thirumba adikkara?! Yaara irkum?!"

He walks out with curiosity and sees Siva standing impatiently as if he was waiting to see Priya.

S: "Hello! Naa Srinivasan, neenga?" he starts off.

SK Mindvoice: Nama future mamanar... impress paniye aaganume!!

SK: "Good morning sir, naandhaan Sivakumar.."

S: "Oooohoo... ipo purinjupochu!"

SK: "Enna sir, en per ah ungalkum engayo keta madhiri irka?!"

S: "Aama thambi" (Srinivasan smiles with his tongue in cheek)

SK: "Ada ena sir neenga, unga ponu dhaan indhakaalam.. neenga andha kaalathu aal thaana sir. Murugar vesham la laam varuvaare Sivakumar.. romba common name sir.. adhu paathengana..."
As he starts off with the same explanation Priya comes back with the sugar.

P: "Porum porum.. enga elaarkum Sivakumar yaaru Muthuraman yaaru Jaishankar yaaru nu elaam theryum. Indhanga unga chakkarai!" she hands over the cup glaring at her smiling dad.

Just then, Srinivasan's mobile rings and he rushes in to attend the call.

S: "Amma Priya.....inga va, Krishna line la irkaan, speaker poda solraan!"

P: "Krishna va.. dho vandhuten pa... " she smiles to turn back.

SK: "Yenga, ahem.. excuse me..if you dont mind..andha Krishna yaarunga?"

Priya angrily stares at him and he gulps..

SK: "Ila... summa oru general knowledge ku dhaan... seri seri.. neenga ponga, naa next time vera edhukavadhu ungala meet panren! Romba thanks for the chakkarai nga!!" he runs away with a stupid grin on his face.

P: "Ena ivan ipdilam kelvi kekraan?.. moonjiya paaru, asandhupora gap la kozhiya thiruda vandhavan mari...ivanum ivan siripum, ivan muzhiyum.. Sivakumar aam..sivakumar!" she walks back in muttering to herself.

Krishna : "Akka.. vandhutiya!!! Naanum Ramyavum ipo dhan Aravindh kita pesinom... seekrama Ramani amma Paati aaga poranga! Asha is in family way vaam!!! Super la?!" he almost shouts out the news to his dad and sister over the phone.

To be continued..