Both of them look up to the high ground, they see Sushang again, standing there, with the rainbow crystal.

"Hah, as I thought the party was over, somehow that Key showed up again." - Ai-chan said with a smile on her face. "Well go ahead then, save your Captain with that crystal, then I can finish both of you at once."

"..." - Sushang didn't say a word, she looked at the injured Captain, who just stood up, and already had a hard time. Her eyes are hesitating.

"..." - The Captain is taking deep breaths. Preparing to be defeated, or to fight again.

"..." - Sushang pressed something on the crystal.

"So you just need to give this Key to him, when the time comes." - Y/n's voice appeared, from within the crystal.

"...?" - The Captain is surprised.

"Hah, before death, that guy put a fucking speaker inside a Divine Key." - Ai-chan said.

"But why do you know that you will die?" - Sushang's voice.

"I don't know what will happen." - Y/n's voice. "Neither is everyone, including Ai-chan. So, let's say we finally have a final battle against her, if we win, things go back to what we were planned to do from the beginning, me and him. But, If Ai-chan somehow got me badly, I will give you this Key, and leave this message for him.

Captain, the reason you're so fucking cringe it's not that because of all those memes you post in the general channels of our discord server, but it's because you always save a mountain of crystals on your ship waiting for a good looking girl to come out, then you spend your crystals like you're having a diarrhea.

That's why your fucking f2p account only has nice looking girls with big booba and nice thighs but they don't have any good weapons and stigs.

For this once, I will lend you my fucking lv 88 account with all Valks, weps and stigs so you can feel the feeling of being fucking invincible in the Abyss."

"..." - Ai-chan is triggered, knowing the existence of those Whales with luck, she leaps over to Sushang, attempting to destroy the Key as soon as possible.

But Sushang tossed the Key and a mobile phone down right to the Captain, Ai-chan failed to catch it, she looked to the Captain who caught the Key and the phone in his hands.

"You damn unplayable girl!" - Ai-chan shouted then turned Sushang into a Whale. In her whale form, Sushang is producing salt.

"AI-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Captain yells her name again, Ai-chan gets pissed off and turns back to him.

"I once told you... That I will never whale... That I will show you f2p can defeat you... But now..." - The Captain said as he opened the Honkai app on the phone. "Now I'm not so sure..."

The Key slowly activates in his hand as he tapped the screen to log in.

"And besides... This, isn't my account." - The Captain said as he activated the Key in his hand. "Key of Cabbage, neutralize the Herrscher of Cabbage's abilities!"

As he commands, the Key nullifies the Herrscher's energy, sealing Ai-chan from summoning more servants and using herrscher powers.

Now the Captain can beat her with the Keys.

The Cabbage marched towards the Captain, he was going to fight them, but Himeko in the Godslayer battlesuit appeared once again, she crashed down to a cabbage and accidentally killed it.

Other cabbages got attacked by some other beings too, Optimus Prime joined the battle, as well as Godzilla frying some cabbages alive. A bunch of MANTIS from the MOTHs joined the battle.

John Wick joined because a cabbage crushed his dog.

Thanos' milks got spilled and he's taking revenge.

Anakin Skywalker is after the young cabbages.

The Will of Honkai just gave up and decided to join the battle as well.

"Show me a good time then Captain!" - Ai-chan landed and rushed towards the Captain, the Captain rushed at her too.

They both have a fight of the century.

(You imagine the fighting scenario urself im not going to write it down)

After the battle, nothing was left there but corpses of the fallen ones. They lived so pridefully to their ends. Their flames had extinguished, but that one man was still standing, carrying their will, and defeated the Herrscher of Cabbage, saving the Multiverse.

Some of the Whales around cheered for his victory.

This is indeed a victory, but at what cost?

"Well at least my homeworld is safe. Time to get home." - He said as he stood up and walked around. "What should I get for dinner tonight..."

After a bit of walking.

"Eh, Captain?" - Kiana meets the Captain.

"Ah, Kiana?" - The Captain thought it is just the Kiana of this world, so he is going to go away to a safety spot.

"..."

"... What?"

"... Uhm... I hate to tell you this but, all these shits just happened in your world... Which is here." - Kiana informed him.

"..."

The Captain's brain is processing.

"..."

"......"

"... Eh."

So that means, all those epic fights to defeat Ai-chan in order to protect his world.... Was meaningless.

"WHAT THE F-"

The Captain wakes up, as if he was in a nightmare, he's all sweaty, on a couch.

"Did I fall asleep?" - He asks himself as he's wiping the sweats.

He looks around and sees the Chibi Ai-chan is high on crystallium, currently passed out on the table, he sees his hand holding a bag of crystallium too.

"Wait..."

He now remembers everything, there was no Captain with Divine Keys shit, there was no saving Sushang from a monster shit.

After failing to get Aponia, the Captain just went straight to Ai-chan to cri, then Ai-chan suggested they get high on drugs to let the sorrow pass.

Which means... Everything that happened was a dream.

No wonder why things are crazy.

He takes his phone out and pulls for Aponia, he finally got her on the 100th roll.

The End.