(This is parody of what would happen if Kanba's stress got the better of him from enduring so much metal and physical stress from his job. So don't take it seriously, and enjoy.)

Kanba: *To Giyuu* THEN WHY THE F*CK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!?!?!

Giyuu: *Scared and confused*

*Scene change*

Kanba: *To Nezuko* Do I look like a double f*cking rainbow to you?

Nezuko: *Nervous and shakes her head no*

Kanba: Thought so.

*Scene change*

Kanba: *Grabbing Zenitsu* You f*cking weepy willow sh*t sack!

*Scene change*

Kanba: I swear to F*CKING GOD.... I will stop being so polite.

Mitsuri: *Trying to keep him calm*

*Scene change*

Kanba: *To Tanjiro, Inosuke, and Zenitsu* Get the f*ck out my sight before I demolish you all.

Inosuke wasn't about to take that disrespect so he leaps at Kanba to fight him but the Water Hashira just punches him square in the face, knocking him out as Tanjiro and Zenitsu drags an unconscious Inosuke away as quickly as possible.

*Scene change*

Kanba: *To Akaza* You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lip little piece of sh*t!

Akaza: Why you bully me?

*Scene change*

Kanba: *To Tanjiro and Co.* You got ten minutes you f*cking pathetic pansy ass fruit f*cks!

Tanjiro & Friends: *Startled* Yes sir!

*Scene change*

Kanba: *To Giyuu* ANSWER!!!!

Giyuu: I'm upset...

Kanba: Louder!

Giyuu: I'm upset!

Kanba: SAY IT LOUDER!!!!

Giyuu: *Breaking down* I'M UPSET!!!!!