Summary: Bakusquad go on a road trip. Shenanigans insue.

A\N: My acting AU is up, I repeat, my Acting AU is up. If you wanna go check it out... It updates once a week. I spend more time on my writing then my online school. This one was also requested.

You guys! I legit made this last night but forgot to publish it- 

It was Kaminari's idea at first, but it quickly caught on, Sero and Mina agreed with an annoying amount of persistence. Finally, after four months of pestering, Bakugo cracked. They were surprised it took such a short amount of time to get the explosive blonde to regretfully agree with their plan.

Of course, Mina already had the whole trip planned out. Winter break, a five seater van, and an unhealthy amount of snacks were involved. When they told Aizawa about their plans, he shrugged them off, telling them that it was their break, and they could do whatever they wanted as long as they didn't bother him.

Aizawa was a bit of a dad in the situation, making sure they rented a van with proper tires for the current freezing weather. Their own parents frankly didn't care, they were either dead or going on a family holiday trip. Yes, dead. No one really talked about it though.

Their four day trip started off with excited cheers, Sero, Kaminari, and Mina shoved together in the backseats. Kaminari sat in the middle, manning the radio station. He connected the UV cord to his phone, blasting his all time favorite playlist.

 "Fucking christ," Bakugo growled, hands gripping the steering wheel tight, knuckles turning white. "Isn't this that shitty playlist you played when you got your shots. "

Kaminari opened his mouth to reply but the end of a phone charger was shoved between his lips, making him squeak in suprise. "I gotta charge my phone Kami." Mina explained, snatching an extra hoodie from their hoodie pile they formed on the floor for when they got cold. The van didn't have the best heating system. 

 It was an unspoken rule between the squad that no hoodies were off limits. A lot of times Kaminari would slip into Bakugo or Kirishima's rooms, snatching one of their hoodies when his own was in the washer. None of them ever shot him a second glance.

 "Yeah dude, can you charge mine too?"

 At least Sero was kind enough to ask. 

 "Were gonna follow this road for the next few hours Bakubro!" Kirishima informed over the loud TikTok music, his shark toothed grin never leaving his face. How the red head was never effected by the cool weather, Kaminari didn't know. Instead of a heavy jacket, Kirishima wore a light sweater.

Kirishima placed his phone into the cup holder, Google maps still opened. Bakugo's eyes never left the road, even when Kaminari fell asleep, face landing onto the center console beside his elbow. "Fuck" he cursed "get sparky off before he hits his head or some shit."

 Too late.

Bakugo jerked the wheel roughly to cut off an oncoming truck. "Dumbass fucker needs to stay in his own damn lane." He muttered, Kaminari remained unbothered. Kirishima ended up helping the others lift their friend back to his original position, chargers still held between his teeth.

 Unfortunately, Bakugo's irrational road rage only grew to ridiculous levels the more they drove, flipping off an old man who apparently forgot to flip his blinkers on. The group were absolutely terrified when the ash blonde rolled down the window, body sticking out halfway so he could curse out the old lady behind them.

Kirishima immediately took over the wheel in desperate haste, ensuring that they didn't die. If the crash didn't kill them, then Aizawa certainly would.

They switched seats, Kirishima taking the wheel while Bakugo growled in the passengers seat, Sero forcing a seatbelt on him. 

Kirishima was less sure In the driver's seat. They were planning on taking the 24 hour drive all the way through, then stay at the sauna resort for a couple of days before making their way back. Hopefully in one peice. 

They once again, almost died when Kirishima fell asleep on the wheel hours later.

Bakugo cursed him out as they traded seats "How the fuck do you even fall asleep while driving!?" 

 " Sorry Bakugo, " He grinned sheepishly as he pulled up Google maps on his phone. "I'm not used to this driving thing." 

 "Well Fan-fucking-tastic. I'll just drive the rest of the way, none of the extras in the back will be able to take it."

 True to Bakugo's word, Kaminari remained quietly asleep in the back, Sero and Mina quietly chatting over the blondes head in the back, completely oblivious to Katsuki's insults.

Then they ran out of snacks.

 "...Bakugo, can we stop-"

 "This is the SEVENTH restroom stop! How many damn times do you extras need to take a piss!"

 Mina shot him puppy eyes through the rearview mirror, Bakugo sighed heavily, turning into the gas station with a jerky motion. 

Mina and Sero cheered, hopping from the van as Bakugo pulled up to the gas pumps, tossing the two his wallet as they raided the small corner store. Bakugo contemplated leaving them at that gas station to rot with the druggie employees, but decided against it when the cashier gave Mina a look.

Bakugo was utterly disgusted. 

They left quicker than the other seven stops, Mina a bit weirded out, but brushed it off. Bakugo still wanted to go back and blow his fucking face off.

Then, the unthinkable happened. 

Well, it wasn't exactly unthinkable, but not expected either.

Kaminari woke up with a whimper, slowly raising his head from Sero's shoulder. His skin was a shade lighter than normal, he moved in slow motion as his hand rose to cover his mouth. 

 "Kami, are you okay there? You don't look so well... " Kirishima trailed off as Denki doubled over, making the two next to him jump in shock. "Shit, Bakugo pull over!"

 Katsuki didn't need to be told twice as he skidded to a stop at a conveniently placed rest stop. Sero kicked the door open with practiced force, dragging a sick Kaminari behind him as he lugged him to a nearby trash can. 

Denki heaved into the trash can, vomiting all of his stomach contents out. The van came to a complete halt now, the rest of the group forming a circle around Kamimari. Eijiro, being the ever thoughtful friend of the group, wrapped a blanket around Kaminari to protect him from the harsh cold. Pulling back his hair as Mina rubbed soothing circles around his back.

"Man, that is disgusting," Sero said, studying Bakugo, who watched the scene with a hardend gaze.

When Kaminari finnished vomiting, he groaned, pulling the blanket closer around his frame. Kirishima helped him back so he could sit in the passengers seat, giving him water to wash the lingering taste of vomit from his mouth. 

"You get carsick. That's why you were sleeping the whole time." Bakugo's question was more of a statement. 

Kaminari nodded, massaging his head, eyes squeezed shut. "I forgot my medicine, didn't want you to have to stop and get me some." 

Sero snorted, raising an eyebrow as him and Mina clambered back to their places. "Well we are now, siri, where's the next gas station?"

Siri helpfully supplied an answer, and they were off again, this time Kirishima sitting in the middle, bending over the center consul so he could still run his fingers through Denki's hair in attempts to soothe his migrane.

Now that Kaminari was medicated, he fell back into an uneasy sleep, Bakugo shooting him sharp glances to check up on his when he would mumble under his breath.

It seemed that whatever God above wanted to make the group of teens trip even worse, because after an hour of bickering and complaining, it started to snow. Heavily.

The visibility dropped significantly, the sky turning darker. Bakugo was hell bent on reaching their destination without any stops, but unfortunately, he couldn't control the weather.

"Bakubro, we need to stop." Kirishima announced after a tight silence, they had since turned the music down when Kaminari drifted off into his medicated induced sleep. 

"The fuck we dont."

" The weather says it's only gonna get worse. " Mina shoved her phone into Bakugo's face, the weather reports listed on the cracked screen. Bakugo didn't even spare it a glance.

"It says here there's a motel up ahead" Kirishima said softly.

lucky they did end up stopping, or they for sure would have slid off the icy road and into a ditch somewhere. 

"Okay bitches, I'll go rent us a room." Sero pulled up his hood before booking it to the main building. Bakugo couldn't help but snort when Sero slipped on the floor, quickly scrambling up to push on the door clearly labeled pull.

After a while Sero stepped back out, keys wrapped around his fingers as he trudged back to the van, carefully the second time around, learning from his mistaskes. Icy wind wrentched past the door as Sero escaped the harsh elements of the outside, jumping back to his seat. "A few blocks ahead. I got us bunk beds!" 

The room wasn't small, at least. Even if the air was stale, and dust settled over the wooden furniture in a thick veil. The beds were creaky and the sheets were crinkled, but the others didn't seem to give two shits as they settled on the nearest beds, too exhausted to move.

"Right there, bro." Kirishima gently pushed a sleep addled Kaminari to the nearest twin bed. The blonde slipped under the sheets, Bakugo couldn't tell if he wore his or Kirishimas hoodie, but frankly, he didn't care.

His own brain was foggy as he flipped the lights off, letting the sounds of the others getting situated, and the harsh wind against the window send him to sleep.

Of course. Of fucking course their relentless, sorrowful, suffering 24 hour drive was for nothing. The frost nipped at the group's noses as their breath crystallized into the air around them, creating halos around their heads.

All of them looked to the sign in front of them, slack jawed and mind nummed. 

This was fucking bullshit.

"Ashido... "

 "... Yes Bakubabe? "

"Did you not fucking check to see if our destination was actually open? "

" ...No. "

 "Siri, how the fuck do I disown my friends."