Summary: Mineta was being his usual pervy self, Kaminari decided that enough was enough

Kaminari's muscles strained underneath him as he took a seat on the common room couch. It was a Saturday, and only him, the girls, and Mineta remained at the dormotorys, the other boys all went to a training camp for the weekend. 

Kaminari was looking forward to going, but he had overused his quirk, staying in 'idiot mode' for longer than normal, he only just came out of it right before the others and his teacher left.

 "Don't work yourself too hard" Kirishima smiled "just rest this weekend!" 

 Kaminari appreciated the sentement, but he normally healed fast, so an hour after they left, he left recovery girls office to get back to the dorms. Only now, after that long walk, did he realize just how much energy he used up.

The boys left for their camp this week, but the girls would get their chance next month when their training camp would be held. 

Mineta stayed because he was not allowed to go out of school property for trips. Not after the hot springs fiasco.

If Kaminari was honest with himself, he wasn't all too sure of his opinion on Mineta. He was chill at first, but Kaminari knew his limits. And Mineta had crossed those lines multiple times.

He decided to stop talking to Mineta, and maybe people wouldn't associate him with the pervert. He didn't want people thinking he didn't respect women. 

 For a small part, Kaminari was glad he got to stay, just in case Mineta was up to something.

 "Oh- Kaminari!" Yaoyorozu said in surprise " your back from recovery girls. Do you need anything? "

Kaminari smiled softly from his place on the couch, even if it did hurt his face mucles. "Nah I'm good, but will you hand me that blanket so I can nap? I'm too exhausted to head back to my room." He sheepishly rubbed the back of his head.

 "Of course, do you want some tea?" She offerd, unfolding the blanket that was on the edge of the couch. Kaminari took it, draping it over himself.

 "No thank you" he smiled, situating himself to sleep on his side.

The class vice president nodded, satisfied. "Do not hesitate to call if you need anything. I am in charge in Iidas absence." 

Kaminari let his dreary eyes rest.

~8 hours later.~

Kaminari was awakened from his slumber when the area by his feet went down.

He cracked open his eyes, yawning before slowly sitting up.

The sun barley shone through the massive Windows in the commons, he had probably slept for the whole day.

 "Sorry for waking you Kaminari." Tsuyu said, she sat at the end of the couch right where his feet were.

 He yawned again, absolutely sure he had acquired bed head. " It's okay, I probably should have gone back to my room. "

 "Are you okay? You still look tired." Uraraka asked, concerned.

 "Yeah dude, you look like shit." Ashido chimed in.

 "Wow, thanks." Now that Kaminari was more aware, he noticed that the girls had all been sitting on the other couches, all drinking tea.

He nodded, looking with half lidded eyes "Yeah I'm okay, would you like me to leave, your having some kind of girl cult or something." 

 " No, don't move anymore! Here, have some tea. " Hagakure bounced from her place, shoving a mug of tea in his hands.

 "Ah. Thank you." Kaminari grinned, sitting up a little more in order to drink his tea. " Umm... How long have you been sitting there? " 

"Not too long, don't worry you weren't drooling or talking in your sleep. You were out." Mina supplied, she knew how self conscious Kaminari was when he slept. Often times he talked, and once he even sleepwalked into Bakugo's room. Scaring the shit out of him.

 "What the fuck are you doing dunce face!" Bakugo had woken up everyone in the UA dorms that night.

 "Umm, soooo. What are you talkin' about?" The electric quirk user asked. 

 "We have gathered to discuss our missing... Property." Yaoyorozu informed when no one else did.

 "Your what now?  

"Our undergarments pikachu!" Jiro yelled, hiding her blush by sipping from her cup.

Oh.

 "I-i don't get it, they just all went missing?" 

 " Yeah, it's been going on for a while now. I for one, think it's that grape shit Mineta. " Hagakure snarled.

 "H-hold on we can't just point fingers a him." Uraraka put her hands up.

 " I say we tell Mr.Aizawa. " 

 "Yeah but that's embarrassiinnnggg."

 " Embarrassment is the least of our worries, Ashido. "

 "But Momooooo" 

While the girls argued over their situation, Kaminari noticed Mineta in the kitchen, working up a sweat.

He lifted his sore body off of the couch, waving at the girls to continue their conversation.

Damn. Didn't realize how much moving hurts.

 "Mineta..." He caught the 3 foot nothing midgets attention.

 " O-oh it's you. Whats got their panties in a twist. "

Denki looked on unimpressed. "You know exactly what's up with them. "

"Do i? Maybe, but your just jealous that you won't ever get any action." 

 "Dude" Kaminari gritted his teeth, putting a hand on the refrigerator behind the boy, trapping him. "That is totally uncalled for. Learn to respect women." 

 Mineta looked with disgust "bro, what happend to you?" 

 " i am not  your 'bro.'"

The girls watched this interaction from the couches, Tsuyu folding the dismissed blanket. 

They couldn't catch any more of the conversation, but Mineta seemed to say something that really pissed Kaminari off. He grabbed Mineta by the collar, dragging him off down the boys dormitory hallway. 

 "Go Kami!" Mina whooped "finally someone stood up for us! " 

 "He has been distancing himself from grape boy latley" Jiro added.

 "If there is conflict between students going on, then we must inform Aizawa sensei." 

 The other girls nodded at Yaoyorozu's statement, Tsuyu grabbing her phone to make a video call to their teacher. 

There was distant yelling coming from Mineta's room.

After a few rings Aizawa's tired face appeared on The screen, Bakugo and Kirishima eating at the table in the background.

"Is there...a problem?" He asked, noticing the girls all sitting squished on the couch with a mixture of embarrassed faces.

"Sensei, Mineta had crossed the line." Hagakure fumed, Aizawa's face morphed into that of a protective one.

"What did he do this time. " Bakugo and Kirishima looked up from their meals in the background, moving to listen with Aizawa. The hero didn't seem to mind.

"He... Has been stealing some of our clothes..." Yaoyorozu twiddled her fingers anxously.  There were now loud thuds. 

"How long has this been going on?" 

" A couple of months. We didn't want to make a big deal out of it. " 

 "It is a big deal, Uraraka. Do you need me to come back?"

The yelling intensified, Aizawa raised an eyebrow.

" Well we told Kaminari what happend... And he didn't take it too well. He dragged Mineta to his room and we think they're fighting" Tsuyu explained.

"That dunce face! He can't even use his quirk right now!"

"Awww man, I told him to take it easy. "

 "Kaminari should be in bed right now, his body is too sore to get into any fights." 

Was the three males collective response.

The bangs got louder.

"I'm gathering everyone else, we should be back in half an hour." Their teacher looked at the other two boys, they started yelling at everyone to gather their stuff and load the bus. "Stay down stairs until they stop. If Mineta attacks anyone, then subdue him with your quirks." 

They collectively nodded before hanging up.

By then the ruckus has stopped, and there were light footsteps heading their way.

Kaminari rounded the corner without Mineta.

His eye was bruised, purple balls stuck to many parts of his clothing. He rubbed his shoulder.

 "Oh my god! Kami are you okay?" Mina rushed to him.

He grinned "I think he learned his lesson."

"Your nose is bleeding everywhere! " Ochako fussed. 

"Don't worry I didn't fight back or anything, I wouldn't wanna get kicked out of school. " they led him to the couch, letting him sit.

He held out a bag full of the girls clothes. "I got your stuff back."

Jiro grabbed the bag with a soft thanks.

 "I'll get ice for you, and tissues!" Yaoyorozu offerd.

 "Will you please get me a change of clothes? These balls aren't coming off."

She Gave him a thumbs up before heading off.

" Thanks Kaminari! I thought you were actually friends with him at first, but it seems you actually respect us! " the invisible girl squealed.

"That was irresponsible pikachu, you were exhausted and aren't able to use your quirk." Jiro scolded.

" So... How'd you beat him anyways? " Mina asked.

"Used his own quirk against him... But damn now I'm twice as sore. I'm not getting up for another two days." Kaminari continued to cradle his shoulder.

"Stop flocking him! He needs rest." Their vice class rep came back with a first aid kit, and clothes. " You are going to need to change, can you make it to the restroom? " 

"I-i don't think so, it's on the second floor."

So the girls went to the kitchen while the lightning quirk user changed into his white tank top and gray sweatpants.

The others sat on the couch or the floor around him while he held a tissue up to his nose to keep it from bleeding. When the blood flow stopped, he rested his achey body by laying down.

They ended up letting him sleep some more on the couch, keeping ice packs on his eye and red shoulder. His other clothes were folded up on the coffee table.

They turned on the TV for soft background noise until the rest of their class got back, none of them daring to go check on Mineta.

Aizawa tapped his foot, willing the bus to go faster. His male students had no idea what was going on, besides Bakugo and Kirishima, who looked just as jumpy, although Bakugo would never admit it.

Aizawa always knew Mineta would get into some kind of major trouble because of his lust. Although he was surprised that Kaminari had been the one to shut him down. He filed many reports to the UA faculty, but maybe this situation will finally bring light to the problem.

After what seemed like an hour, the bus pulled up to the 1-A dorms. 

Aizawa rose from his seat "class" he said monitone, catching everyone's attention. "We had to leave early because of an... Issue that I need to resolve with one of our students. When we walk in go straight to your dorms and study for the pop quiz I am giving you monday. " 

The boys all nodded, some shooting concerned glances to eachother.

Aizawa knocked on the front door before opening it, his class following after him. 

The girls sat around the couch sipping tea, Mina looked twords them and shushed the class that was now flooding in the dorm building. 

Kaminari was laying on the couch, a blanket sprawled over his lower body. There was medical tape wrapped around his shoulder, and an ice pack on his face, dried blood flaked over his lips.

The class stared at the scene with shock before their teacher cleared his throat, telling them to head back to their rooms.

The girls stood up to brief him, and Kirishima and Bakugo, who stayed. 

"I see" he nodded as they finnished their story. He walked to his unconscious student to check his injuries better. Bakugo and Kirishima hovered over him.

"His shoulder is very strained, but other than his eye he should be fine." He stood up from his crouch position, Kaminari not even squriming, his eyebrows were scrunched up.

"Isn't there anything we can do for his pain? I mean the dudes suffering enough as it is. " Kirishima asked.

"Yeah when he got back from recovery girls, he passed out for eight hours straight." Tsuyu agreed. 

"We uhh, we have the bags." She handed the pro hero the bag of the girls clothes, and a bag of Kaminari's clothes for evidence to use against Mineta.

He took them, handing them off to Kirishima, who placed them on the counter next to him.

 "I've alerted recovery girl, she is on her way." Their Sensei  walked to Mineta's room "watch him, I'll be back with Mineta."

Mineta didn't have a scratch on him, which did not offer Aizawa any satisfaction. The grape bitch was shoved in a dresser door, his own quirk keeping him from escaping.

Aizawa jerked open the cabnet roughly, pulling Mineta up by the scruff. The purple boy struggled in his capture wepon, throwing curses and slurrs at him. Aizawa took this all to stride. 

People began poking their heads out of their dormrooms, cheering at the sight. "Yeah that's what you get, grapefruit ass bitch." 

 When at the bottom floor, Kaminari sat up sleeply, looking on with confusion. Mineta gave him a cold glare, yelling at him for 'betraying him.' Bakugo almost charged at Mineta, but Kirishima held him back. Kaminari fell back on his pillow, right back to sleep.

Recovery girl walked in the dorms, unaffected by the ruckus. She lightly kissed Kaminari's swollen eye lid. "How is he?" the girls asked.

"His shoulder is strained, some inflation. Keep the tape on it, his eye should be better in a few days time." She rolled up the elastic ends of his sweatpants to mid thigh. They chose to ignore the lightning shaped scars that ran up his legs, and the purple bruises on his thighs. It wasn't their buisness.

After Mineta was sent home for a week expension, things settled down. Bakugo even cooked soup for Kaminari and Kirishima  "eat dumbasses, your useless without food." he mumbled.

They both looked with awe, stars in their eyes. 

" Aww, Bakubro. I knew you were a big softie. "

"Maybe I should get hurt more, this soup is the best thing I've tasted!" Kaminari exclaimed, carefully not to move his strained shoulder too much. 

Bakugo only huffed, headed off to bed. 

Aizawa would do what he could to get Mineta suspended, but made no promises. 

All in all, no one likes that purple bitch ass grape. Kaminari was now known as best boi.

A\N: Request open!