DK

:Bayad po! *inabot kay DK*

DK: Oh!

: Sa may bandang SM lang po yan!

DK: Thankyou! I didn't know that Filipinoes are very generous! *nilagay sa bulsa yung bayad*

Seungkwan

: Hey! You step on a jackpot!

Seungkwan: What?! I step in a jackpot? Im a winner?!! Oh my gosh! Kimbap kidding?

: look under your shoes!

Seungkwan *tumingin* WHAT THE HECC IS THISSS!!! HELPPPP I STEP ON A THING THAT LOOKS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER! AND IT SMELLS SO BAD!!! AND OH MY GOD!

Hoshi

: What would you like to order sir?

Hoshi: Mmm...this egg please! *turo sa balot*

: Ok!

(Minutes later)

: Here you go sir! Thanks!

Hoshi: *Binuksan yung balot* WHAT THE! WHY IS THERE A LITTLE CHICKEN!? WHY DID YOU COOK IT WITH THE LIL CHICK INSIDE?!!! ITS AN ANIMAL ABUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE! *dials the police*

: ...

Mingyu

: Bili na kayo ng Ice cream!

Mingyu: Oh hey! I would like some *nakita yung sign na 'Dirty Icecream'* DIRTY ICE CREAM?

: Yes its dirty ice cream sir!

Mingyu: Why are you selling ice cream if its dirty then?

: uhhh...

Seungcheol

: Free taste of our own Dinuguan sir!

Seungcheol: Oh sure!

: Here!

Seungcheol: Its yummy! And...why is it color black? Food coloring? Or did you use paint?

: Its pig blood sir!

Seungcheoli: Well...if its a pig blood it must be red not black!

: Its a pig blood sir believe us!

Seungcheol: No! It must be red! Not black!

(Nag-awayaway)

Jun

Jun: *naglilibot sa kalsada*

: Hi oppa!

Jun: *stares weirdly* Oppa?

: Yes you are so handsome!

Jun: Wtf? Oppa? Geez! Goodbye! Im from China!

: ...

Minghao

Minghao: Wow Filipinoes love our country cause their products are made mostly from...China!

: Are you from China?

Minghao: Yes! Why?

: Cause those things are fake! Made from China are all fake!

Minghao: So you mean...all the food that you know that made from China are fake,then you eat fake puds den? Okey godbay! *puts on the glasses*

Wonwoo

: Hey!

Wonwoo: Mingyu?

: Mingyu?

Wonwoo: Oh I thought you are my Mingyu cause both of you have brown skin!

Joshua

: Hi! Buy some gulay!

Joshua: Hey I would like some of this!

: Carrots?

Joshua: Carats? You are selling my fellow beautiful fans? Thats wrong! I love my fans! And no one can sell my love and their love for Seventeen! I will do everything to save my fans from this disturbing problem! As a Idol I will protect my fans no matter what happend because they are the strength,power,and energy that I have to be strong on the things Im willing to do! I love my Carats!

: *niregla sa ilong*

Vernon

: uy may amerikano!

Vernon: *tingin sa kanila*

: *kumindat* Hi Boy!

Seungkwan: GO AWAYYYYYYYY!!! RAWRRRRR!

Dino

Dino: What's this orange thing?

: Kwek kwek sir!

Dino: Oh! Can I have?

: opkors sir!

Dino: This orange is so ingcredible! It has a egg inside! I want to have a plant like this!...Mr! Where did this fruit with an egg inside came from?!

Jeonghan

: Hi bakla!

Jeonghan: *tumingin sa kanila habang tinuro yung sarili*

: GAYYYYY!

Jeonghan: YES IM A GAY! HI GAYSSS!

Woozi

Woozi: I really love Philippines! Cause Im taller than anyone else...so can I stay here?!

Seventeen: ....
Pledis: ...
Philippines: Ge lang...tutal gwapo ka naman

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DEAR READERS,

so corny...
diba? HAHAHAHAHA

so nakakatawa yun? :" <

Thanks sa pagbabasa parin AYIEEEEET♡

LOVE,
AUTHOR NYONG BALIW...KAY SEUNGKWAN♥