(The neighbors chicken keeps getting into our yard-yea it's pathetic- and I had to write this)

Kallus was in charge of training the new imperial defense squadron.

The squadron was composed of llamas.

In the middle of training a chicken from the other session went rogue and came running in, scaring off the llamas.

Kallus screamed a high pitch scream (that sounded exactly like a teenaged girl mind you) as the chicken attacked and killed him.

The end