-6 years later-

'Hidan POV'
        "DAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!" Kakuzu and I turn and stop what we were doing. "I have a nostalgic feeling." I chuckle. "Like a new person joining the family type?" "...what?" "Oh nothing." Akane enters the house pulling along a nervous Zen along with a smiling Kotaro.

Kakuzu rose an eyebrow. "What's wrong with you?" "Uh-uh, n-nothing..." "Eeeeeeeeeek! Dad! Dad 2! ZEN ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! And guess what I saiddd~!" "You said no right?" Akane pouts. And I smirk. "DAD! If I said no then why would I be so happy right now!" In a second Kakuzu is towering over the poor Black haired, brown eyes boy. Zen gulps. Then Kakuzu sighs. "If you even think about hurting Akane I will personally rip your heart out. Got it?" "Yes! Kaku- I mean Mr.Kakuzu!" "Are you serious? Mister? You make me sound old, drop it." Zen nods. "Oi-you're like 100 or something so-" I am suddenly smacked in the face with Kakuzu's silver suitcase. "Oi! WHAT THE FUCK AKANE!?" "Don't call dad old! You're the one with the gray hair!" I grow an anime vein. "ITS SILVER!" Everyone laughs. "Nice job Akane. But next time...don't use my money..." I turn towards Kotaro "what are you so smiley about?" "My goal of getting them together is complete and it's fun watching Zen scared." "Heh I can't believe he had the balls to ask our daughter out." "Dad!" "Yeah yeah I know".

-Later that day-
Why do I have to wash the stupid dishes? I grumble as I try scrubbing off a piece of food from the dish. Stupid Kakuzu! With all that money he should hire a maid or something. Greedy Bastard. Suddenly Arms snake around me. "So I'm a Greedy Bastard huh?" I sweat drop. "Fuck, I really need to stop doing that..." "Well you're right about that... If I hired a maid, I would fear her taking you away from me..." Kakuzu starts kissing an biting my neck. "A-ah Ka-kuzu we're in-the fucking kitch-e-en." I tried shaking him off but he knew my weak points. He slides his hand down my pants and starts messaging my member. "U-nn damn you Kakuzu." I turn off the water and face towards Kakuzu throwing my arms around his neck. We have a short make out session. He picks me up and sits me on the counter and starts undressing me.
At that moment...

"Daaaaaaad Have you seen my- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!" Me and Kakuzu turn around scared. "What the fuck AKANE! Knock before you enter!!!" She sweat drops. "There's no door in the kitchen..." "Oh..." I get off the counter and pull my shirt back on. "Well um...have you um seen my Justu scrolls?" "They're by the plants." "Thanks! And by the way...you're lucky that my friends didn't see you guys!!! Hehe!" She runs away. "Stupid Kakuzu." "I couldn't help myself." "Oh shut up, just go upstairs and wait for me, I still needa finish these damn dishes." Kakuzu grins under his mask and heads upstairs.

Then Zen walks in. "Oh hey you" "um hey Hidan." "What?" "Do you think I'm good enough for Akane?" "...Hah?" "I mean it's just that I know a lot of people admire me and I act confident...but when I'm around Akane I feel nervous, like if I'm not good enough for her." This Kid. Tch. "Well Hello you Idiot. That means you love her to the point that she's your biggest weakness." "Do you feel like that around Kakuzu?" "Of  course I do! I love him! That fuckface makes me nervous every chance he gets." Zen chuckles. "Oi shut up. Now go way. I'm busy." Zen leaves smiling and I stay embarrassed at what I just said. Then I smile and head up stairs, not giving a fuck about the dishes. I enter the room and am immidiatedly tackled with neck kisses by Kakuzu. "What took you so long?" "Ngg. I was talk-ing." Kakuzu keeps teasing me. "Dammit Kakuzu just Fuck me!" He smirks "I thought you'd never ask." Kakuzu removes our clothes and inserts me. Every thrust makes me moan loudly. When I'm close he stops and turns me towards him. "I want to see your face when you cum" "aa-ahh~ Ka-ku-zu~ " we both climax together. We tiredly lay on the bed next to each other. I look at him longingly. "Hey Kakuzu." "What?" He raises a brow. "Do you still love me?" He stares at me like if I was crazy. "*sigh* nevermind forget I-" before I can finish I am silenced by Kakuzu's lips. "Hidan are you an idiot. If I didn't love you Id have gotten rid of you by now" he turns to go to sleep. I turn red in embarrassment and decide to go finish washing the dishes.

When I go downstairs I'm greeted by the red faces of Zen and Kotaro. Akane is just there smiling. "Oh hey guys." Akane giggle an they just look at me shyly. I shrug and go to face that stubborn damned food stain on the plate.