'Kakuzu POV'
I sigh exhausted. That woman meant it when she said she'll have us work for Konoha. I was currently coming back from an S-rank mission. She had separated me and Hidan with other teams, to avoid any "conspiracies" against Konoha. I go and report to the Tsunade then proceed home.

When I get home it's empty, I yell but get no response from Hidan. For once I am pissed that he's not home. We hardly have any time for each other. Sometimes I come home too exhausted or he comes home too exhausted. I grumble as I throw my suitcase at the wall. I collapse onto the couch and close my eyes for a bit.

'Hidan POV'
      I was currently with this Sakura girl.  She and Naruto are probably the only ones who talk to us in the village, sure there are a few others but it's tough when you're a former ex criminal. She and I were carrying grocerie bags, I could've chose to do it alone but I needed advice on how to make Kakuzu happy. He's been somewhat grumpy over these past 7 months. I finally decided to just give him a whole bunch of money. I mean money is what he loves most in this damn world.

  We arrive to the house and we set down the stuff at the door. "Well thanks girl, and see Ya, remember....the pink one is better." I smirk to her. She blushes up to me and nods. "Yeah, bye"

I turn to put the stuff away and meet a really disturbed Kakuzu. "Oi Kakuzu! You're back!" I smile at him and move towards to hug him. He gives me a glare. "What are you doing with her? If you needed help with groceries you could have waited til I was back." "What the hell man, I just needed advi-" "Are you fucking her?" I look into his eyes and see that he's dead serious about the question. Part of me wants to crack up in his face and part of me wants to punch the shit outta him. "Pft. What the fuck Kakuzu. Do you really think I would do something so stupid." Kakuzu relaxes his face and sighs loudly. "Then what the hell is up with what you last told her?" "Oh, she tried out swim suits and I told her which one looked best...for Naruto." Kakuzu raises an eyebrow. "You sure?" "Damnit Kakuzu! I'm only turned on by you and no one else!!!!" I see relief? In his face. Did he really think I would fuck someone else rather than him? Fucker. I turn and get ready to put groceries away. Kakuzu comes behind me and hugs me. I look away annoyed. "Go away! You heathen!" "Oh really?" Kakuzu starts kissing my neck. Damnit... I turn around and wrap my arms around him. We both make out for a few minutes. Then he picks me up and pushes me down on the couch. He starts unzipping our pants. "I can't wait any longer!" I agree it's been too long. The whole afternoon consists of moans from me and Kakuzu.

I wake up and see that it's around midnight. Somehow we ended up in bed. Kakuzu is holding on to me tightly. I smile down at him. That's when I instantly remember about the groceries. "FUCK!!!!!!! The ICE CREAM! And MEATS!" I get up quickly and go check on them. I could hear Kakuzu chuckle from the room. Fucker.............