Today is just the usual, day. My pregnant wife, sleeping in bed, even though it's almost two o'clock in the afternoon. I would be asleep too, but something came to mind.

A few years back, when we were dating, (Y/N) pulled a pretty nasty prank on me. where she pretended to burn all of my books and then, ugh.

So, I decided, why not pull a series of little pranks on my wife?

So, here I was with some of her favorite items placed in front of me on the kitchen tablet. Her favorite shampoo and all of her sweets which include different pastries and candy.

I took the cap off of her almost empty shampoo bottle, I went over to the sink and dumped the last of it in there. I went back over to the table and grabbed the baby powder that I bought a few days back. I carefully put the baby powder in the empty shampoo bottle, while at the same time spilling baby powder.

I sighed and wiped the baby powder off the table and onto my hands, then I threw it away in the kitchen trashcan. I then put the cap on her shampoo bottle, then headed to our bedroom, to check if (Y/N) is still asleep.

I poked my head in and saw her sleeping, good. I walked to our bathroom and over to the shower, I put the shower on the sidebar, then ran out of our bathroom, returning to the kitchen. I grabbed the baby powder, then opened the window and tossed it outside. I then looked at the table, her sweets. What do I do with them?

I can't give them to Shi and Junior. This is tricky... I really don't want to waste her sweets, especially since I paid for them.

She probably won't wake up for another hour, so I can drop these off at Naruto's apartment.

I nodded, liking the idea, and went to the front door, then slipped on my sandals and left our home. I headed to Naruto's apartment, which was a quick walk. Once there I placed the sweets at his doorstep, I headed straight home.

I sighed as I opened the door to our house, I heard the sound of water.

(Y/N) must be in the shower.

I took my sandals off and closed the door, but once I did I heard a loud "eeekkkk!"

I hurried upstairs and to our shared bathroom, and slammed the door open. "(Y/N)! Are you okay?"

I looked towards the shower and I could partially see (Y/N) in the shower, she poked her head out, and there was baby powder all over her head.

"Pfftt." She giggled, "what happened to my shampoo?" She asked, with a smile, it looked like she was holding back a laugh.

"Uh... I bought you some new shampoo when you were starting to run out." I said.

She laughed and shook her head. "Kakashi, where did your intelligence go?" She asked.

Is she laughing at... Me? Because she thinks I did something stupid?

"...You're very strange, (Y/N). Very, very strange." I muttered.

"You wouldn't say that if I let you shower with me." She said, looking at me. "But, I'm not letting you shower with me, so stop staring honey~." She cooed, before getting out of the shower.

I let out a sigh, "you're so cruel to me. Your poor husband that does everything  for you." I said and walked out of the bathroom.

"Awww, you know I love and appreciate you!" She shouted from the bathroom.

"I know!" I shouted back and headed downstairs and to the kitchen to fix my wife something to eat.

I decided to just make her something simple, omurice. So, I got to work on it.

After thirty minutes passed, (Y/N) walked downstairs and into the kitchen. I walked over to the table and placed down two plates of omurice, "ooh! Kakashi! These smell so good! Haha, you cook so good!" She said with a smile.

I glanced at her. "Is this the first time you realize it?" I asked her.

She shakes her head, walking over to me and placing a sweet and soft kiss on my cheek. "Nope, but I don't say it as often as I should." She said, and heads over to her seat. I helped her sit down and looked at her, "what's with the sudden sweetness? Are you hiding a secret kunai behind your back?" I asked as I went over to my seat and sat down.

"No, not this time." She muttered.

"Wha..? There were other times?"

"That's not the point!" She huffed. "Ever since I got pregnant, you've been working so hard and doing so much for me. And, I haven't been telling you how much I appreciate you, and I really, really do appreciate you and I love you so much."

Aw, she's so sweet, it's actually kinda scary, this woman can snap at any moment and chop me up into itty bitty pieces.

"Well... Thanks, wifey." I said and chuckled. "I really appreciate it. But, you don't have to tell me anything." I told her.

"Well, I am, so..." She smiles and puts a piece of the omurice in her mouth.

"Now, can we get back to the topic of you hiding kunai's behind your back?"

"Hm? What?" She asked, looking at me with a sweet smile, that was radiating pure evil and that was telling me, she'll kill me if I don't shut up. I shivered and looked at my plate, "nevermind." I muttered and started to eat.

Once we were both done, I helped (Y/N) up and was about to reach for her plate, until she smacks my hand. "Ow..." I pouted and looked at her.

"I'll clean the dishes." She said with a smile.

"You could've just said that..." I muttered.

"I did!" She hums and grabs the plates and go over to the sink.

I watched (Y/N) takes her wedding ring off, and places it on the counter next to her. Here we go.

I got up and walked over to her, I wrap one arm around her hip and placed my head on her shoulder. My wife's (E/C) eyes glanced at me and she smiled. "If you're thinking, that I look cute being a regular housewife and doing chores, I will cut your dick off." She said, with that creepy and scary smile of hers.

"When did I marry such a scary woman?" I muttered and grabbed her wedding ring off the counter, placing it in my pocket

"When you decided to marry (Y/N) Uchiha." She said and laughed.

She's cute when she laughs. It still made my heartbeat. But, her being cute, will not stop my revenge.

"You being pregnant has made you a whole lot calmer but also scarier," I said and chuckled.

"I can't do the crazy stuff, I usually would like to do." She pouted. "Gotta give birth to our future Hatake-Uchiha babies, healthy and filled with love~."

"I'd say you're filled with my love every night," I muttered.

She flicks my forehead with her wet fingers, as her cheeks turned red.

"Haha, pregnancy really did calm down my crazy wife. Is this still the same Uchiha that traveled to every village and had crazy stories to tell? Would run away to fight an Akasuki member? And, had the most energy in the world?" I asked.

She smiled and looked at me. "If you want, I would gladly run away to pick a fight with another Akatsuki member. I live for the thrill." She said.

"Yeah, no, I would gladly prefer you didn't," I muttered.

She chuckled and continued cleaning dishes. "I won't. Right now, I'm living the thrill of starting a family with my lovely husband. Plus, I'm not up for the little tantrum you'll throw if I do pick another fight." She said.

I raised an eyebrow. "Tantrum?" I asked, in an amused tone.

"I said it, I'm not taking it back. But, to make you feel slightly better, it was my fault, that you had to be a worrywart." She said, then she kisses my cheek. "Don't get upset, my little baby~." She cooed, teasingly. "I have learned to not go and do reckless stuff anymore, sorta... Maybe..."

"I have no issue with you being reckless. But, just don't go too far." I said and kissed her forehead.

She smiled as she finished up dishes. "I'm tired... I'm ready for a nap." She said as she dried her hands. "Okay, up we go!" I said and picked her up bridal style. She grins and holds on to me. "You are so strong~. Can carry your pregnant wifey~." She cooed.

I chuckled and carried her upstairs to our room.

Once to our room, I put her on our bed, and then I laid down next to her. She looks at me with a smile, I looked at her. "What is it?" I asked her.

She puts her hand on my cheek, "I love you, Kakashi." She muttered.

I could feel my heart flutter, the way she said she loves me. After all the time we have been together, the littlest things she said or did makes my heart get butterflies.

"I love you too, (Y/N)," I said and smiled at her.

"Of course you do! I'm carrying your kid!" She huffed, before burying her head into my chest, I wrapped my arms around her, holding her close. I chuckled and rolled my eyes, "be quiet," I muttered.

She giggles, and together we drift off into a blissful nap.

After an hour or so, I felt my body being shaken.

"Kakashi! Kakashi!"

I turned away. "(Y/N)... Just eat the leftovers I made..." I muttered.

"KAKASHI!" She shouted, in a panic.

I opened an eye and looked at my wife, she looked panicked. "Hey, hey, calm down," I whispered, sitting up, fully awake, I rubbed her back. "What's wrong?" I asked.

She looks at me with a pout. "I can't find my ring! My wedding ring! I looked around the whole house looking for it! I had Shi and Junior help me, and they can't find it either!" She shouted, she was completely freaking out.

I then remembered that I was holding onto it, as a prank.

I then shrugged and tilted my head. "Why are you so freaked out it's just a we--"

I cut myself off, as I saw the tears trailing out of my wife's eyes.

Is she crying?

"(Y/N)... Are you crying? Over a wedding ring?" I asked her, wiping away the tears from her eyes.

She sniffles. "I'm sorry... I guess this pregnancy has me all emotional... But, even though it's just an object, it's my wedding ring..." She muttered.

I suddenly felt bad, I reached into my pocket and pulled the ring out and held it out to her. "It was just a prank," I told her.

But, suddenly I felt a scary aura from my wife.

Uh-oh.

She glares at me with her Mangekyo Sharingans activated.

"I never thought I would use these against my own husband." She said, standing up.

"A-Ah... (Y-Y/N)! D-Dear, it was j-just a prank!" I stuttered. "Like how you pranked me!" I said, trying to reason with my wife.

But, I remembered she's pregnant, and there is no reasoning with a pregnant woman.

I jumped up and watched her hands perform hand seals.

Snake. Ram. Monkey. Boar. Horse. Tiger.

My eyes went wide as she takes a deep breath, "okay! I'll be back later!" I shouted, as I opened the nearest window and jumped out of it, following behind me was a large fireball shot out of the window.

I looked back and saw her glaring at me with her Sharingans still activated. "Don't come back unless you have a cake!" She shouted, then slammed the window shut.

I sighed and scratched my head. "I probably should've waited for her to give birth before pulling a revenge prank..." I muttered.

[Your POV]

I let out a huff as I went to look for my sweets, that Kakashi!

I look around the kitchen cabinets, I was angry at my husband, so I needed some sweets.

But, I can't find them.

"...KAKASHI!!!" I roared.

[I really don't know what I was aiming for, for this chapter, funny or sad or romantic or I don't know. It's not even funny lol. I looked up these pranks by the way, perfect pranks to pull on your spouse lolol.]