Morning after the party

Sakura and Kakashi lay there still for a while, when their heads were bursting with terrible pain, but somehow neither of them even twitched to go for a glass of water. They were both too surprised by the situation they faced this morning. They weren't even as much talkative as they normally used to.

If someone had just had the brilliant idea to drop by and visit Kakashi, as it looked like they were in his house, the visitors would have found themselves in an ambiguous situation. While they didn't even know what had happened last night.

Sakura could only mentally rebuke herself for sleeping with her own teacher and that the alcohol made her completely forget about Sasuke.

Whereas Kakashi wanted to flog himself for probably having slept with a nonadult girl and, in addition, his apprentice. Everything indicated to that, because why would they be in his house and in his bed completely naked?

He sighed in resignation.

"Sakura, are you..." He didn't know how to ask this question, because he had never faced such a situation in his life, he was definitely too old for all this.

The mentioned one looked at him and began to study the profile of his handsome face. No wonder she flew at him when she was drunk and probably, like Naruto, she no longer recognized who was who.

"Yes?" she whispered, waiting for him to finish his question.

Kakashi cleared his throat, and Sakura noticed the blush on his cheeks.

"Have you already... I mean..." He swallowed loudly. "Are you menstruating?"

It was Sakura who blushed this time. What was that question anyway?! Weren't it for the fact that she respected her teacher for his higher rank, she would have punched him in the head like Naruto. Just... it's a pity to damage such a handsome face. On the other hand, Naruto was also handsome, and somehow, she never had any qualms about punching him.

"What kind of a question is that!" she hissed at her teacher.

Kakashi let out a long sigh, the flush on his cheeks growing stronger.

"I need to know that. I've never had sex so drunk that I can't remember anything, so I don't know if I protected myself," he explained slowly, and Sakura had the impression that her face turned purple.

"Kakashi-sensei, do you think we really... did it?" she asked so softly that he hadn't heard her, especially since he was silent for a long moment.

"I don't know, Sakura," he replied. "I don't remember anything at all, not a single glimpse..."

"And your sharingan?"

"I don't think it works that way."

Sakura sighed resignedly.

"I've been menstruating for about two years."

"Really?" he wondered, glancing at her surreptitiously.

She nodded, unable to say anything more as she already felt embarrassed enough.

"Weird. You never complained on our missions or anything like that. I thought you were just one of those little girls who mature a little later," a torrent of words escaped from his lips.

How else was he supposed to express his nervousness? She was about thirteen years younger than him! To him, she should still be a little girl!

"I just dealt with it," she said.

"Amazing," he replied, staring at the ceiling again.

"What's amazing?"

"You, kunoichis. You can take a lot..." He paused, not finishing his thought.

Sakura smiled. "You really think so, sensei?"

Kakashi turned his head the other way.

"It would be good to somehow find out what we were doing that night and what exactly it looked like, and..." He broke off abruptly when something hit him. "Sakura!"

He looked into her eyes and she blushed once more.

"Were you... a virgin?" In turn, this question crossed his throat much easier.

She looked away from the dark eye that pierced her.

"Sakura, I need to know that. If you were and now, you're not, we will have an answer," Kakashi explained.

She bit her lower lip as if she couldn't answer truthfully. All in all, there was nothing to be ashamed of. Every girl matured in her time and it didn't matter when she lost her virginity. She could be a virgin at twenty or even thirty if she wanted to. And she shouldn't feel guilty about it!

So why was she so ashamed to tell the truth in front of her teacher?

"You were, weren't you?" he asked, examining the profile of her face. "There's no other option. You were in love with Sasuke, but he escaped before anything happened between you, and you never let Naruto get this close."

"You already have your answer," she muttered dissatisfied, or rather embarrassed.

They didn't know what time it was, but it would be appropriate to get up at last. After all, they couldn't spend the whole day in bed naked, lying and asking themselves questions.

"And you?" she asked, staring eagerly at his dark eye that suddenly widened.

"What?" he was surprised.

"Were you a virgin?" she asked, though her voice trembled at one point.

Kakashi stared at her with his wide-open eye for a moment, unable to say anything, then just laughed. "Sakura, Sakura," he shook his head with amusement. "You can be so funny."

The teenager blushed. "You didn't answer my question," she pointed out.

Kakashi laughed briefly, then shifted a dark gaze to her. "I'm almost thirty. What do you think, Sakura?"

Her mouth was dry as he stared at her like that, as if... as if there was something else behind this simple question. She had felt this way once before, she just couldn't remember when.

"I don't know if it will disappoint you, but unfortunately, I'm not a virgin for years," he smiled charmingly at her and winked.

Sakura pursed her lips in a narrow line so as not to breathe in loudly out of shock. She also looked away from his mesmerizing eye and not even the one that was sharingan, because he kept it closed and he wore no protector on his forehead. She felt strangely infatuated with him, especially by the sight of his unhidden face, which made it seem as if her teacher was reading from her like from an open book. On top of that, she was wearing nothing but a quilt, the border of which hovered just above the line of her breasts, so she also felt exposed.

Kakashi sat up uncertainly on the bed and looked around the floor for his clothes. He noticed black boxers nearby, so he came out from under the cover, and Sakura squealed and pulled the duvet over her nose but didn't cover her eyes. She studied the perfectly carved form of her teacher's back and his trained legs, and finally looked over the perfectly rounded buttocks.

She bit her lower lip, but just as Kakashi bent down, she turned her gaze so as not to look like a hideous voyeur. What was going on with her anyway?

Then he turned to face her, wearing nothing but his boxers. "I'll look for your clothes, and for now you can use the quilt."

As he spoke to her, Sakura couldn't take her eyes off his handsome face, examining details such as that sweet mole near to his mouth.

Kakashi apparently noticed her watching him as he quickly turned in confusion.

Sakura, however, wrapped in a duvet, lowered her feet from the bed and got up. But when she took a step forward, she stepped on something cool and sticky.

"Ugh!" she screamed, shaking her foot to get rid of that strange something she couldn't see from under the folds of the covers.

Kakashi, alerted by her scream, immediately appeared on the other side of the bed, just in time to see the used condom peel off from Sakura's foot. He ran his fingers through his hair in frustration. He had to remember something!

"Well... I think we have the answer," Sakura muttered, wrapping the duvet tightly around her.

Kakashi stepped closer and picked up a condom because something was wrong with it.

"Perhaps, but... that's not what a used condom looks like," he said.

"Well, thanks for the enlightenment. I've never seen a worn baggie, so I don't know what it should look like," she snorted offended.

Kakashi sighed in resignation and shifted his gaze to the bed, examining the sheet. It was immaculately white, no red spots. "What I meant is that this condom's empty, which means... I either didn't use it at all, or used it, but didn't come. What's even more weird is that there are no blood stains on it, and since you were the virgin, it either didn't happen between us, or we had sex without protection."

Sakura muttered something in response when she heard a strange hum. In fact, she'd heard it before, but then she thought it was a hangover buzzing in her ears.

She glanced at Kakashi. "You hear it?"

He nodded in response, then started to go toward the place the sound seemed to be coming from. Sakura followed him, but he stopped her with a gesture of his hand, as if he was afraid that someone was in his apartment.

Sakura stopped at the threshold of his bedroom door, as she wasn't that confident to walk around Kakashi's house completely naked, having only a duvet on her, since there might be someone else in his house, and she wasn't so eager to show herself in such state to anyone. Well, Kakashi has already seen her, but... that definitely was far enough for her.

She watched as he entered the next room, from which they heard that sound coming from. She assumed it was a bathroom because as soon as Kakashi disappeared there, the strange hum has stopped just like someone turn off water tap.

"Sakura!" She heard his voice. "Found our clothes."

The mentioned one with relief followed him. Her assumptions were true, it was a bathroom. Though as soon as she crossed the threshold, her face fell. There was a lot of water on the floor and their clothes were lying in it... completely soaked.

~*~

Early morning after the party

Temari grunted softly, feeling a throbbing pain in her head. She always knew that she had a weak head, but that much? In addition, she didn't remember anything from yesterday's party from the moment she spoke to Sakura about Kakashi's mask.

She rubbed her temples, then sat on the bed in her hotel room.

"How about a drink of water?" Shikamaru asked.

Temari almost screamed, surprised by his presence. She quickly looked around the room and was relieved that she was indeed in her hotel room, only... What was he doing here?! And why the hell did he look like he hadn't had a single cup of sake yesterday, and she could see perfectly well how he staggered and how many refills Naruto had given him. Shikamaru was so drunk yesterday that he didn't even mind Naruto calling him "Sakura-chan".

"What the hell are you doing here?!" she growled, and almost immediately she grabbed her head. "Shit..." she murmured as the throbbing pain flared up again.

Shikamaru smirked.

"I have no idea, it's a little embarrassing," he replied, rubbing his hand over his neck.

He sat on the edge of her bed, and she barely had time to move her legs away, so she glared at him menacingly.

"Sorry," he said shortly.

"I must have been very drunk to let you in here at all," she snorted and almost snatched the glass from his hand, which she emptied after a while, although it did little to her and her head was still throbbing.

Shikamaru sighed, taking the vessel from her.

"I thought you would leave a little for me..."

She looked at him with a twinkle in her eye. "You wanted to drink from the same glass?" she was surprised.

He shrugged.

"It's nothing when you dry out of thirst," he said, examining the empty vessel. "It's so bothersome..."

Temari folded her lips as if to a kiss and lifted her chin loftily looking in another direction, just not to look at this boy.

"Then why don't you go to your house?" she said offended.

Shikamaru didn't care much about her words.

"You know, I don't remember anything from yesterday, but as soon as I think about you, I remember a situation that never existed between us..."

His answer made Temari blink in surprise and looked back at him. "What?"

Their eyes met.

"The fact that you were hugging me..."

Temari froze, eyes wide open.

"A bit weird, isn't it?" he snapped, his lips curling into a smile. "Especially considering the fact that you hate me..."

Temari instantly clenched her fists. "Get out of here!" she roared, which met with another amused gaze sent to her.

~*~

Another morning after the party

When Tenten woke up, she looked as if she hadn't had a drop of alcohol in her mouth the night before. She and Neji were the only ones left in the bar, sleeping on the table for the night. Despite the uncomfortable sleeping position, she looked like a new-born as she lifted her head from the table and stretched with a loud yawn.

"Neji, you're a real pansy-ass after all!" she snorted, bursting out laughing.

The mentioned one was sitting across from her, pressing his hands to his face.

"I hate you," he growled in response, which only made his present condition worse, and after a while he was groaning in pain again, his Byakugan technique was working even more against him.

"Lovely," Tenten chirped in response, and gave another huff of harsh laughter.

Neji out of helplessness lay back down on the table.

"Chikushō! Why don't I remember anything?" he gasped before another volley of pain flooded his head.

Tenten laughed even more. "Relax, you just compromised yourself by your weak head, nothing more," his friend explained.

The boy looked up at her with his bright eyes. "Do you remember everything?" he was surprised.

"Everything!"

Neji groaned once again. "Don't yell like that..." he asked weakly.

~*~

Noon the day after the party

Naruto was slowly sipping water from the glass while sitting at the counter in Ichiraku. Somewhere in the back, Asami was swearing out loud as she scrubbed the remnants of his vomits from her shoes. In turn, her older sister came back behind the counter after cleaning up the mess Naruto had made in front of their booth.

"Sorry, Ayame-san," he muttered, and she gave him a warm smile in response.

"I know what it's like to be young," she replied, studying him. "Party was successful?"

Naruto shrugged and looked around. "I have no idea, I don't remember anything," he muttered, cupping the glass in his hands.

Ayame laughed. "Parties like this are usually the best," she replied.

The boy pursed his lips into a narrow line. He didn't want to correct Ayame.

"Where's your oldie?" he asked after a moment of silence.

"His back hurt since yesterday, but he'll be here soon," she said, shrugging her shoulders. "He couldn't miss another visit from his regular customer." Ayame winked at him. "Maybe I should serve you something to eat?" she suggested, but Naruto shook his head firmly.

"I wouldn't like to dirty the entrance again, especially since I'm not even able to clean it up after myself," he muttered dissatisfied.

"You should try polishing my shoes!" Asami snapped from the back room.

Ayame smiled politely at the teenager. "Relax, it's nothing," she told Naruto, then when she turned her head, she screamed, "One more word, and for a week you'll be scrubbing all over this place!"

Naruto cursed softly under his breath, grabbing his head. Shit, Ayame's voice was too loud.

"Sorry," she muttered as she noticed how he covered his ears with his hands.

"It's okay," he muttered in reply.

Slowly, he turned in his chair and went down to the ground, putting his feet carefully so as not to worsen his critical condition. He wondered what happened yesterday and where Sakura-chan might be. And why did the memory of Shikamaru appear in his mind as soon as he thought about her?

He scratched his head.

Kuso!

He needed to find out as soon as possible what happened at yesterday's party. He glanced at Ayame and thanked her for the water the young woman had given him at Ichiraku's expense. After all, she insisted, they had plenty of water.

"Naruto?" she said, when he had already shoved away one cloth.

"Hm?" He glanced over his shoulder at the woman, and she looked down, embarrassed.

"Could you... escort my sister to the academy?" she asked.

"I'm not going anywhere with that puking toad!" Asami yelled from the back room.

Ayame sighed in resignation.

"I would be very grateful," Ayame explained, knowing Naruto would understand her as she couldn't just leave Ichiraku and see if her sister gets to the academy. "She mentioned something about Iruka not showing up in class."

Naruto blinked in surprise. "Iruka-sensei?"

He scratched his head once again, wondering what had happened at yesterday's party that even Iruka was sick... because he was probably at this party, right?

Kuso!

It was getting more and more complicated, and he was going to take care of this mouthy teen.

~*~

Briefly about the other members of Naruvixa

A whole bunch of party people ended up in completely different places, starting with Kakashi with Sakura, finishing on Naruto in Ichiraku. Apart from Shikamaru and Temari as well as Neji and Tenten, who were the only ones to set up a night shelter in the bar, there were also other participants who didn't end up where they should, namely to their homes.

Chōji woke up first while the party was still going on, but he was so confused that he somehow landed on his home's doormat, holding out long enough to throw up while inside his mother's arms. And this is how Naruvixa ended for him.

Shino ended up a bit similar. The only difference was that he was completely sober, but he broke off the party a little earlier, roughly after Tsunade showed up, ordering everyone to drink while she could. This situation didn't suit for the sixteen-year-old, and so he preferred to go home and go to sleep instead of having a drink and not remembering anything tomorrow. He was happy to see Naruto again, but he didn't have to watch all his friends suddenly collapse unconscious on the floor from the amount of alcohol consumed. He had such a strong will that even Tsunade failed to convince him. Shino had enough, especially when he saw Hinata joining the party only in her pyjamas.

And as for Hinata, the presence of drunk Naruto made her incredibly intimidating, especially since the poor one had no idea why Tenten recruited her and Temari, and when it turned out that they hit Naruto's welcome party, she panicked. Well, how could she forgive herself for showing up at such an important event wearing only her pyjamas?! It doesn't matter that the next day he wouldn't remember anything! That's why she went home again. She wanted to come back in a while, when she would be wearing a more appropriate outfit, but she couldn't overcome herself, especially when she noticed how Naruto was happy with Sakura's arrival. And although she knew very well how much he cared for her, she didn't find the strength to bother him with her person and show that she also missed him. Therefore, she went to bed earlier.

Three of the partygoers ended up at home, mostly because they were sober, now let's move on to these more drunken ones...

Lee came to life halfway through the party. Then he leapt to his feet and headed for the exit. And that was the last time when the partygoers had seen him. Somewhere through Konoha a drunken ninja was walking, showing the techniques of the drunken style. This incident was mentioned in the morning, but Lee didn't remember anything about it, and neither did the partygoers themselves...

Izumo and Kotetsu were so drunk that returning to their homes in the middle of the night, they didn't even notice when they landed on the doormat outside Genma's apartment. The latter, in turn, discovered the two-party survivors when he went out in the morning to smoke a cigarette.

Tenzō and Gai, on the other hand, were worth mentioning. Not only did they spend the whole party wrestling, but they also left the party hugging and singing together as they strolled through the streets of Konoha in the middle of the night and ended up in the training fields.

The person also worth mentioning was certainly the Hokage herself because Tsunade really had a weak head for alcohol, so it's no wonder that she fell off even faster than Sakura or Naruto. Part of the party she slept on the table, and when she woke up, she went home but never made to it. She ended up on the steps of the Hokage Tower where Jiraiya woke her up in the morning. He patted the back and held her hair as she vomited in the bushes, commenting warmly as usual; "You always had a weak head for alcohol."

It was certainly important who Ino talked to during the event. Well, you are unlikely to find out, because the guy as quickly as he appeared, he equally quickly disappeared. And you won't believe it next to whom she woke up in the morning. Surprisingly enough, Ino woke up in a bush near the academy with a dog's muzzle right in front of her face. She then sat up, screaming with which she, by the way, woke up Kiba who was lying at her side.

The boy sat up and scratched his head, looking around. "Akamaru," he whispered, looking at the pooch. "What happened?"

Good question.

What happened that Kakashi and Sakura ended up in the same bed?

How did Naruto end up in Ichiraku?

Why did Temari and Shikamaru end up in her hotel room, while Neji and Tenten stayed in the bar?

And how did the rest of the partygoers end like they did?

Ah, we still have to clarify the question of Iruka, but Naruto will discover that to you.

And no!

It's not the end of this story! There is still too much to explain. And also, a lot of relations and scenes to be expanded. As you know, Naruto ended up in Ichiraku and vomited right on Asami's feet for a reason.