Summary: In which Rin meets Kurama and Sakumo in the most awkward way possible (introduced by Kakashi and Obito in the most awkward fight).

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It takes two steps forward, and it's astonishing to see Obito not late to class for once.

And with him comes a red-haired man looking grumpily at the silver-haired man beside him, who's giving an apologetic smile, and Kakashi giving Obito a hard glare and that is not normal at all. It shouldn't be normal in any circumstances, but it is.

Rin peers at her best friend and her crush, tilting her head at the red-haired man. She's seen him around Konohagakure a few times, but not much and seeing Obito with him is just really strange, too.

She edges a bit closer to them, attempting to hear the conversation being held. It's Obito that astonishes her, and he glares at Kakashi, hugging the red-haired man's leg. Said man looks down awkwardly, and asks, "What the fuck are you doing, Obito?"

"Language, Kurama," Kakashi's father (Sakumo, she thinks) warns, and Kurama (she knows his name now) only snorts. Parents shoot them offended looks, gathering their children closer to them. "There's children here."

"I don't give a fuck, Hatake," Kurama says bluntly, before shaking Obito off. It doesn't work. "Brat, get the hell off, I need my leg, thanks. Why are you holding onto it, anyways?"

Obito looks as if he's going to strangle someone, and when he declares his proclamation to Kakashi and all those who are near them, she nearly falls over because what he says is– "Kurama-nii is mine, so back off, Bakashi!"

An awkward silence hangs over the group of people around them, and Kurama is staring down at Obito like he's grown an extra head. Sakumo looks faint, but she's more surprised at Kakashi's reaction to this. He latches onto Kurama's other leg and glares at Obito.

When the silver-haired boy opens his mouth, it comes out like– "Kurama is mine!"

More awkward silence approach, and everyone is staring incredulously at them.

"You're both idiots," Kurama flatly states, an eyebrow twitching as he shakes Kakashi off. "I'm neither of yours, you two. So back off. Obito, I thought you liked that friend of yours?"

"Kurama-nii is better," Obito declares. "And I'm going to marry Kurama-nii one day!"

"Not if I get there first!" Kakashi exclaims, glaring at Obito. An intense glaring contest between the two, and Kurama is now looking at Sakumo with an expression that Rin can't decipher, and Sakumo shrugs. The red-haired man scowls at him.

"That's your son," he tells Konoha no Shiroi Kiba. "And he wants to marry me?" It's a note of disbelief lingering in his tone.

"Technically, Obito's your son, too, since you adopted him," Sakumo points out. Since when was Obito adopted? Rin wonders in her mind, watching her two classmates banter back and forth. "And he wants to marry you."

"Hatake, I'm much more interested in what you had planned when you started."

"About our match?"

"Yeah, sure, let's put it that way."

Rin really doesn't know what to do.

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Yeah, you see, Obito and Kakashi are now fighting in the most adorable and awkward way possible over Kurama. Sakumo and Rin are mostly feeling confused about this, and I actually have no clue about what I was writing in this other than wanting Kakashi and Obito to fight over the strangest and silliest reasons possible. Sounds silly and ridiculous to you?

Terms:
Konohagakure - The Japanese version of Konoha or the Leaf Village
Konoha no Shiroi Kiba - Konoha's White Fang

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