1011 Words excluding (A/N)~ I no own MK/DC~

Concept requested by @tenkairain

Requested December 2 2019
Written March 8 2020
Posted March 16 2020

Extra chappy because I'm impatient...

Part 1 of 5

"Oh Tsuki..." A small sigh passed through Kaito's lips as he gave his dove a few good scratches on her chest "What am I going to do with you?" He breathed, glancing at the fifth shiny item that his beloved bird had brought in this week. Tsuki was his newest dove, having only had her for a few months so far. Indigos softened fondly at Tsuki, there were still a few problems in her training so far it would seem.

The previous items had been quite easy to return, all he'd had to do was subtly return them before their absence was noted. He ran a hand through his hair, a crooked grin on his lips. The pocket watch wouldn't be as easy to return, Saguru had probably already noted it's absence by now. The weird guy was obsessed with the time after all. It would have been even weirder if he hadn't noticed.

If he just slipped it back to the blond, Saguru would surely confront him with accusations of him being Kid. Indigos peered up at Tsuki who'd plopped onto his head, he could barely see her "You're coming with me" He needed to show Saguru the true culprit.

*

"Oi Hakuba" Kaito called the next day as he neared the school gates.

Saguru paused, mentally bracing himself before turning around to greet the magician. Gold narrowed at the white dove settled in Kaito's unruly hair "Pets are forbidden from school" He stated.

Kaito snickered "Tsuki will go home in a few minutes" She was well trained in that aspect. He dug his hand into his pocket, fishing out the watch, offering it to its owner "Sorry, she's gotten into a habit of stealing shiny things" Tsuki gave a soft coo, tilting her head curiously at the blond.

Gold narrowed "I almost don't believe you" But Kaito had no reason to steal the watch only to openly return it.

The magician shrugged "Believe what you want" He was innocent.

*

Over the next month and a half, Tsuki's crime spree didn't resolve, in fact it only got worse. She stopped stealing from random people in favour of stealing solely from Saguru, much to the annoyance of both teens.

"Here" Kaito replied, handing Saguru the watch, pen, and coins that had been from Tsuki's latest haul. He avoided the other's gaze as he sat down in his seat.

Tsuki suddenly flew through the window, snatching the watch before Saguru could pocket it.

"....."

"....."

Saguru lowered his head down onto his desk "Please return it when you can..."

Kaito winced "Of course" Damn it Tsuki! With how things were going, he was visiting Saguru at least twice a day. Why was his little Tsuki being so mean to him?

*

Saguru let out a weary sigh, Kaito had been absent from school for the last few days, meaning that he hadn't been able to get his stuff back in a while. Normally he would wait, since Aoko had confirmed that Kaito was sick, but that bloody bird had snatched his house keys. Dear lord, if he wasn't a fan of birds, he would have tried to get Kaito to re-home it to someone that could control it. The magician obviously couldn't handle that particular bird all that well.

He knocked on Kaito's door and waited, a few moments later he heard the click of the lock. Though the door didn't open. Gold narrowed in confusion before he slowly opened the door, peaking his head through "Of course" He deadpanned at the sight of the white menace on the doorknob. Why wouldn't Kaito teach his doves how to unlock doors?

Tsuki fluttered her wings in greeting before flying at Saguru's face, grabbing some of the blond's hair in her talons before trying to fly away. Unfortunately for both parties, said hair was still very much attached to Saguru's head.

"Ow!" He waved at the bird, but she just dodged before regaining her grasp on his hair "What's wrong with you?!" Saguru hissed as he was led further into the house via hair pulling. The sound of someone getting sick caused both to pause. Saguru grimaced in disgust, yeah, the magician was truly sick.

The dove gave a soft coo before turning her head towards the stairs. Gold narrowed at the dove "Why don't you go fetch my things?" He gave a soft yelp when he got a peck to the face in response. Fine, he'd go ask Kaito.

Saguru followed the sound of Kaito getting sick to the washroom. The magician looked utterly miserable crouched next to the toilet. He was quite pale, and looked a bit thin "Your dove let me in" Saguru replied when Kaito gave him a questioning look before dry heaving into the toilet "My house keys were taken" He added, to justify his presence.

"Tsuki..." The magician murmured in exasperation, he contemplated getting up but quickly decided against it. He pointed towards his room, letting his arm fall to his side after a moment. God throwing up sucked, why did it have to take so much energy?

The blond nodded, turning away before hesitating "Do you need me to get anything for you?" It was a bit concerning that the other was giving him unsupervised access to his room, and Kaito looked horrible.

"Powerade and water in the fridge..." He breathed, leaning against the toilet bowl. Thank god he kept the toilet clean.

"Okay" He swiftly headed back downstairs to fetch the requested items, grabbing three blue Powerades and three water bottles for Kaito's convenience. The powerade would give Kaito some calories and electrolytes. He deposited the items beside Kaito "Here" He offered before leaving to both give the magician some privacy, and fetch his items. Nobody liked to be watched as they vomited.

He easily spotted his keys atop a pile containing his watch, pens, coins, buttons, and some cutlery. He did his best to keep his curiosity at bay by quickly leaving the room after acquiring his belongings. He called a simple farewell before heading out the door, allowing the other to know that he'd actually left. Now he had to head back home before Tsuki stole his keys again.

Me: This was quite amusing to write~

Request was long ago, but I had no ideas for it until now~

And felt like a silly thing would be nice to follow the last multi-parter