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Written March 10 2020
Posted March 21 2020

Extra chappy, berry will post tomorrow's chappy at lunch instead of as soon as she wakes up like she normally does~

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Berry is going to try to do mostly lighthearted or 'nice' oneshots...

I will write the dark ones that come to me, but I'll hold them off unless I have nothing else in stock... Otherwise I'll post uplifting things...

And if it's a really bad multiparter I'll probably semi-spam it to reduce the pain time for you guys... like I did with 'Forced'

Kaito let out a weary sigh as he stared at the Hakuba manor's door. He'd recovered from his illness only for Tsuki to stop stealing from Saguru shortly after. Instead of stealing from the blond, the silly dove was now gifting Saguru with either shiny or random trinkets. The problem was that said trinkets belonged to the magician, and some of them were actually hard to replace.

"I take it back, go back to stealing from Hakuba" The magician whined, shooting the dove on his shoulder a dark glare. It was annoying to keep finding his stuff missing.  He knocked on the door and waited to be let in, sneaking in would only give Saguru more reasons to accuse him of being Kid.

Baaya opened the door, eyes gleaming a bit when she saw who it was "Saguru has been expecting you" She stated as she let him in.

Kaito offered her a yellow rose, because why not? He'd stalked Saguru often enough to know that she was a cool person to be around "Thank you" He gave a charming smile as the old woman giggled, accepting the rose "I'll be quick in getting my things" Baaya was most likely already aware of his dove's antics.

"That would be ideal" Baaya smiled "Saguru caught a more mild version of your flu" He did after all take back his items that had been around Kaito when he'd been sick.

His smile turned into a small grimace "I'm sorry" He hadn't meant to get the other ill, he'll have to disinfect his stuff before using any of it in case the virus changed a bit. Viruses were tricky little things and he didn't like getting sick. Puking was gross.

He swiftly slipped past her and up the stairs that he knew led to Saguru's room, he peeked through the door before entering. His items were in plain sight on an end table "Why do you have such weird things?" Saguru sighed as he spotted Kaito. The blond was a bit pale, but looked nowhere as bad as Kaito had.

The magician flushed as he pocketed yen, a few lipstick cases, shiny bracelets, a few cards, a pair of dice, and one of his super strong magnets. The magnets were a pain to replace, unlike the other items "I like to experiment with things" It wasn't a lie. Though the lipstick kinda looked suspicious.

Saguru raised a brow "With lipstick?" Gold gleamed "Well Kid does dress as females quite often"

Kaito bristled "I'm not Kid" He's even a jerk while he's sick! "I look good in lipstick" Kaito countered "That's all there is to it" He pulled out the tube and expertly applied a shade of soft magenta to his own lips, knowing that the blond's next move would have been to request proof.

The blond blinked in surprise, Kaito hadn't been lying, he did look good. That shade went really well with Kaito's eyes, he only realized that he'd spoken out loud when Kaito's face flushed a bit "My apologies for doubting you Kuroba" He breathed, looking away.

*

A few more weeks later, Kaito almost went into cardiac arrest "Oh god where is it?!" He couldn't find the ruby he'd stolen during last night's heist. He tripped over a misplaced box in his panic before scrambling back up to his feet as he continued to tear apart his own room. He needed to find it.

Fear iced his veins as he recalled how Tsuki was still stealing his stuff to give to Saguru "Please no..." Everyone in the whole school knew what was happening, so if Saguru presented the ruby as proof... He was a goner. He was pretty sure that he hadn't wiped away his own fingerprints from it yet.

A few hours later had Kaito in a near hysteria, he had still not been able to find the gem. Dread pooled in the pit of his stomach, Tsuki should have already delivered the gem by now. His gaze flitted round the room, spotting his phone on the ground near his dresser, he needed to warn his mom.

As he bent down to pick up his phone, he spotted a glimmering red barely visible behind the dresser. Indigos blinked as the magician paused for a few moments before slowly reaching over to grab the item. He stared numbly at the ruby sitting innocently in the palm of his hand before bursting out in a fit of hysteric giggles.

He spent the rest of the day binge eating chocolate ice cream curled up on the couch with a heavy blanket draped over him. He needed to de-stress. His poor heart couldn't take much more at the moment.

*

Kaito spluttered as he held the items that Saguru had just given him, how the hell had Tsuki gotten a hold of the lacy underwear that he sometimes wore for shits and giggles during heists where he disguised as a woman. And why had Tsuki gotten the indigo ones out of all the other choices that the dove could have chosen from?!

"I figured that you wouldn't want me to return these during class" Saguru offered, explaining why the detective had asked to meet him behind the school.

"Thank you..." Kaito breathed, ears burning as he magicked the underwear away. Fuck, now Saguru knew for sure that he liked to dress up as a girl. It wasn't his fault that he attracted more attention as a female, being fawned on by guys was fun!

"I apologize for discovering your secret" Saguru gave a small bow "I won't tell anyone" He added before walking away.

Kaito blinked, brain short circuiting a little before coming back online. Wait, what secret?! He buried his face in his hands, he wasn't sure if he wanted to know what the other had been implying. It definitely hadn't been about Kid since there was no way that Saguru would keep that bit of info a secret.

Tsuki fluttered down from a nearby tree, landing on his head. She gave a soft coo as she hopped to his shoulders in order to nuzzle his cheek "Damn it Tsuki..." His words were soft and void of any true ire.

Me: This was very amusing to write~ Poor Kaito...

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