1038 Words excluding (A/N)~ I no own MK/DC~

Written January 24 2021
Posted February 14 2021

"..." Kid was silent as he obediently stood still, the gun's muzzle pushing uncomfortably against the side of his head. Sure he could have easily evaded the criminal's attempt to grab him, but then the other might have panicked and actually hurt someone. The gun's safety hadn't been turned on. At least one good thing about the situation was that he was disguised, so the gunman didn't know that he was actually a big threat. He let out a tearful sniff, keeping up the scared teenage girl act.

"You don't have to do this" Ginzo cautiously stated, wanting the criminal to let the poor girl go. Shit, with the gun so close, the girl could get shot accidentally if they startled him.

The criminal snorted, dark mask hiding his facial features "Yeah right, this chick is the only reason I haven't been tackled yet" He put more pressure on the gun, making the hostage grimace.

Ginzo's gaze narrowed "Then what do you want?" The criminal hadn't stated any demands yet. The whole situation was actually very confusing, the guy had just grabbed the girl then put a gun to her head. It didn't help that he wasn't very experienced with hostage situations, Kaitou Kid never hurt anybody. Except for criminals, and even then it had never been lethal. The inspector frowned, speaking of Kid, why hasn't the guy done anything yet? It was too close to the actual heist time for the thief to have not arrived yet.

"I want my brother to be released from prison!" The criminal ordered.

"..." Kid was almost disappointed that someone so dumb was holding a gun to his head, it kinda hurt his pride.

"Who is your brother?" Ginzo inquired, stalling for time until some more help arrived. Preferably someone who knew what to do in situations like this.

"You know who he is!" The criminal roared, making the hostage let out a pained yelp as the gun pressed even harder against their head "He looks just like me, how could you forget so easily?!" The police force was full of incompetent morons!

"But..." Minato, one of the task force members spoke up "Your face is covered" He protested weakly, not wanting to make the other even angrier.

It was hard for Kid to stop himself from laughing despite how much his head hurt, thankfully the shaking could be interpreted as fear. He was having more fun then he probably should be considering the situation.

The criminal paused, face reddening beneath his mask "I want Mirotsu Kayatu to be released from prison" He bit out.

Oh! Kid remembered that guy! The jerk had sent in a fake heist notice in an attempt to frame him after replacing hundreds of gems with fakes in order to get the insurance for them. He'd been extra mean to Kayatu when he caught him since the guy had actually almost succeeded in ruining his reputation. Locating all of the gems had been a job all in itself.

Ginzo frowned, recognizing the name since Kid had thrown a huge fit that heist "I can make some calls..." He offered, not actually planning to let either brother go. Wait, he blinked, he recognized that creepy grin the hostage was making! Kid was the hostage! No wonder the bastard hasn't done anything yet.

Kid stopped grinning once the inspector got the message, not needing the criminal to catch on to anything. Now that the criminal's goal was known, he didn't feel like playing hostage anymore. The guy's grip on his arm was actually too tight for him to slip out of without a struggle, thankfully, he now had a plan "No! Why did you give yourself away! I was going to get revenge tonight!" He threw Kayatu's voice so that it came from across the room. he guy had seemed like the sort that was fond of revenge.

The criminal's head shot up, whipping towards the perceived source of the voice "Kayatu?!" How did his brother get here?

Taking advantage of the new slack in the criminal's grip, Kid yanked himself free, ignoring the loud bang and sharp pain. The bullet had just grazed the side of his head. Without wasting another second, he delivered a sharp kick to the guy's groin. It was easy to knock the guy out with his food after the guy dropped to his knees. Kid did all this while at the same time preventing everyone from looking up his green skirt. He was quite familiar with how skirts moved after all. Hostage situations were horrible so the guy didn't deserve sleeping gas.

"Holy shit, Kid can fight?!" That and other similar comments rang out.

"Oh Kid?!" Kid looked around excitedly "Where?! He couldn't help it.

Ginzo let out a deep breath to calm himself "They were just saying things, come here so we can get you some medical care" There was a fair amount of blood staining the other's blue and white blouse, and the stain was still growing. Fuck, he hated how much head wounds bled.

Kid giggled offering a coy grin "I think I'm good Keibu" He blew a kiss "I don't care for the gem, so the heist is no more" He winked "Bye bye" With that a plume of white smoke encased the disguised thief.

The inspector sighed "All right, let's take this guy in" Kid was already gone so they might as well arrest the dangerous yet stupid criminal.

Minato glanced towards Ginzo "Do you think Kid was trembling from laughter?"

Ginzo clicked his tongue in annoyance "Wouldn't put it past the bastard" Though he was grateful that Kid had been the hostage instead of a random civilian. That meant that they'd succeeded in evacuating all the civilians, which felt good. The only real injury had been dealt to Kid, but the thief had probably calculated it.

Meanwhile Kaito was cringing away from an alcohol soaked cloth, he'd been caught by his two favourite detectives who'd apparently rushed over once word got out that something had been wrong "Ow!" He whined, not liking the sting.

"Deal with it Kaito" Shinichi deadpanned as he put more pressure on the wound. It was Kaito's fault for worrying them.

"Agreed" Saguru smiled, the more sympathetic of the two as he held an ice pack to where Kaito's face had started to bruise. 

Me: I don't know why I wrote this? I just sat down and then wrote? hmm this was weird

I see Kaito as the kind of person to attack with his feet for some reason, maybe it's because there's less risk to his hands that way? ... And I'm mostly sure that Kid kicked at Makoto during movie 23...? It was hard to tell since it was so fast

Like damage with feet but quick swipes with his hands if he has a weapon

Hope you enjoyed~

So funny story... I update (way behind Wattpad) on fanfiction and Ao3 on Fridays in bulk...

Well last year the date didn't really register in my mind so I uploaded 'Worst Kiss Ever' on Valentine's Day

=3= The name fits in the theme one usually sees around that time but... XD