1017 Words excluding (A/N)~ I no own MK/DC~

Written August 4 2021
Posted September 12 2021

*Whispers* Can you believe it's already part 128?

The heist was going great, perfect even. Nobody had managed to out his disguise, meaning that he'd been able to reveal himself on his own terms. The surprise on everyone's faces had been great, and snatching the small sapphire had been easy. The lack of the meitantei or Saguru had made the heist almost too easy. Those two really did make it hard enough to warrant him to push himself for improvement. Unfortunately, said improvement meant that heists without them always ended up being lacklustre at best. Barring shootings, but those were something that he could honestly live without.

Sure, the thief knew that his task force was skilled. Such skill just wasn't enough when he himself was many times more skilled than them. It was a bit sad. Sometimes a big shot from another division or city would put themselves onto the team to show the others up because of that. Kid knew what to do whenever that happened though, those were the heists where he focused most of his attention on completely humiliating the interlopers. Sometimes it was so bad that said interlopers often felt the need to leave Japan in order to remain within the police force.

So all in all, his tremendous and fabulous skills had resulted in the heist being boring for himself, but exciting for his fans. With the extra freedom that came with the lack of his two best chasers, Kid had allowed himself to put on an extra good show for the crowd. Flowers littered the streets, there were sparkling spheres of light floating all around- left overs from his show. At least wowing the crowd was enjoyable, it made up for the lack of thrill that came with a true chase.

"KID-SAMA!!" An eccentric group of women all whipped open their coats to reveal themselves. They had to have arrived together.

The thief's mind blanked and a less than intelligent "Uh..." Slipped through his lips at the sight of their nude bodies. Thankfully he managed to shake himself out of his shock and toss some opaque slime at them before disappearing in a puff of white smoke. The heist was officially over.

When the next day came, Kaito grimaced, a small blush tinting his cheeks as he read the online posts regarding the heist. Apparently he was an innocent child that needed to be protected?! All because he got embarrassed? That wasn't fair. Thankfully those woman got arrested, underaged children attended his heists!

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Kaito's face was pale, all the blood had drained from it at the horror of what he'd just discovered. He'd just been searching up Kaitou Kid related things like he always did. It was a good way to prevent greedy people from making money off of him. Unfortunately, what he'd discovered was much worse than some greedy people doing just that.

He'd discovered fanfictions about him, but not of the written variety. It was of the doujinshi variety, and not the family friendly kind. Did people not realize that what they were drawing was completely messed up?! Conan was a child, why would they draw him like that, with him?! It was complete and utter pedophilia! It made Kaito feel sick.

The pairings that included himself and Saguru were only a little less bad, but it was still drawn under the impression that Kaitou Kid was an adult. So even if the pairing was pedo in truth, it was written with the intention of it being like that!

It was sad that being paired with Saguru of all people was the one that made him the least repulsed. He was repulsed by them all. But pairing him with any of the task force members, mainly Ginzo... While it was the most legal of them all, it was still accidental pedophilia because he wasn't an adult yet and damn it! Ginzo was a father figure to him!

Horrified, Kaito eventually managed to pull himself away from the doujinshi. The dark sense of morbid curiosity within him was not enough for him to continue inspecting it all. Sickened, but not wanting to suffer alone, he sent the links to Saguru and Conan's Shinichi phone. Then he sent the links tagged with a warning to Ginzo, telling him to get that nasty stuff pulled down off the web.

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Kaito wanted to cry- no he wanted to die. He'd laughed when it'd involved something childish such as a blue pony. It was a completely stupid and immature thing, most likely a bio hazard too. But seeing a Kaitou Kid figurine in a mostly filled jaw was highly disturbing! And he wasn't even seeing the thing on a screen. No, the thing was sitting innocently on an end table near a bed, right in front of him.

He was undercover, scoping out information about the owner of his next target. Bedrooms always told you at least a little bit about the person the belonged to. Now Kaito had learned something very important, he was going to stay very very far away from Mr. Kimichi, even when disguised.

The guy had been driving the inspector crazy with all of his rules and restricted areas. Now instead of being someone who had something they wanted to hide from the police, Kaito now suspected that Kimichi might just be hoping to get him alone with him. Yeah, no. He was staying away from the guy. It's funny when it's a fictional character, but creepy as hell when it's a real person...

Kaito shivered as he left the room, he'd make the heist a short and simple one. It would be a simple snatch and grab, so he'll need to remove all of the tricks that he'd already set up. Thankfully the setting was on private property so he wouldn't need to worry about making sure his fans had a good time.

Gah, Kaito wanted to bleach his brain. Some things people were better off not knowing, he was never going to laugh at a similar picture, no matter what silly figurine was contained within it. He just knew that he'd never be able to stop himself from remembering when such things popped up on the internet.

Me: So creepy and funny chapter... Poor Kaito...

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°^° Chocolate chips are good for exercising my jaw to stop it from becoming stiff from lack of use due to wisdom teeth removal

Hard, yet able to melted or washed away, no permanent physical form for it to become truly stuck anywhere if stitches were to fail

Without the ability to get stuck, it can't fester or rot

And chocolate just makes me feel happy overall ^_^

Downside is that it's sugary so gotta eat it before or after a meal to reduce amount of times tooth brushing is required