1034 Words excluding (A/N)~

Written December 1 2019
Posted December 8 2019

Kid scowled from his well hidden hiding place, he'd been spying on one of the task force members and didn't like what he was seeing. Minato wasn't supposed to be taking another piece of brownie, yet there he was, sneaking another piece. It didn't bother him that Minato was disobeying his wife, nope, not at all. What was really bothering him was that Minato was going about it all wrong! With the way things were going, the other was surly going to get caught!

When Kid noted that the other was about to cut the brownie, he acted "You're doing it wrong Minato-san" He stated, suddenly appearing beside the man.

Minato jumped, heart beating wildly within his chest, knife sailing before skidding across the floor "K-Kid!" The man stuttered, stunned by the thief's random appearance. He hadn't expected to see the elusive thief within his own home.

Kid flashed his trademark grin, propping his hands on his hips. He looked entirely too comfortable with the situation "If you don't want to get caught, do it like this" Minato stood frozen as he watched the thief magic up a knife and cut a thin sliver down the whole width of the chocolatey treat "Make sure to only do it after a piece has been taken or before she goes to sleep, just to make sure" He breathed as he deposited the treat onto a clean plate.

"Ki-" Before he'd even managed to finish his sentence, the thief swiftly disappeared within a cloud of white smoke. He blinked dumbly before turning towards the freshly cut piece, the brownie being the only proof that he hadn't just hallucinated. Though, after looking at the piece, it looked a bit smaller than before. He squinted, had Kid stolen some of the brownie?

Kid licked his lips, maybe he should apply the trick more often for himself. Minato's wife made amazing brownies.

*

Kid's gaze narrowed as he watched the shadow slink along the side of the house, the figure was dressed in black and had a bag. He clicked his tongue, was this guy seriously going to attempt to rob one of his task force members? Only he was allowed to temporarily steal from them! He let out an annoyed breath as he began to stalk the amateur, his task force was so lucky that he often checked up on them. Who knew what kind of trouble there'd be if he wasn't around?

It was so hard not to cringe when the shadow made one of the windows creak, hadn't the idiot noticed that the metal was horribly rusted?! Why had he chosen the worst possible window to attempt to enter through?

He settled in a crouch, ready to pounce once the failure of a thief set foot within the house. At the very least he'd be charged for trespassing, and if he left a little note, maybe even attempted theft. His task force usually believed him when it came to other criminals.

The moment the idiot stepped down, Kid pounced. A flurry of different coloured smoke bombs flew the other's way, both instantly knocking the man out, and making him look as if a rainbow had been vomited upon him. He hogtied the guy up with a pretty sparkly white ribbon before stepping back to admire his own work "Perfect" He snickered, triggering a blow horn before poofing away. Everyone within the house would wake up and investigate, and ultimately find the little impromptu present.

Indigos gleamed from the shadows of a nearby tree, nobody was allowed to steal from his task force.

*

Kid gazed through the living room window in pity, Kanto wasn't an idiot, but he was horrible at building things. The poor guy was failing horribly at putting together a new computer desk, but he just didn't seem to be able to understand the instructions. He didn't blame Kanto, IKEA sometimes had very difficult instructions. He, himself was thankful that he often didn't even need to read instructions when building something as simple as a desk. Personally, he usually only read instructions when there was a risk of either blowing himself up or injury.

He couldn't stand to just sit there and watch Kanto struggle, so instead he decided to help, secretly of course. He stealthily snuck in, grabbing random arts and attaching them together before placing them back on the floor. He continued doing this for the better part of the next hour, the confusion on Kanto's face grew with each minute.

Why were things randomly disappearing and appearing? He'd turn around to see something gone, only to look again to see that it was back, but with more pieces connected. It was frankly, weird. He did not remember putting some of the parts together, yet there they were, more built than before. He shook his head, maybe he should go and take a nap, he was probably just tired.

Hours later he headed back into the living room and froze, the desk was completely built, and the computer was already set up. He let out a tired sigh at the Kaitou Kid wallpaper background "I knew that something wasn't right!" He muttered to himself. Why did the thief have to be so damn weird?

*

A shiver ran down his spine as he watched Saguru, he wasn't an official member of the task force, but Kid had still claimed him. The cause of the shiver was due to said blond's actions, the detective was stabbing a photo of his civilian persona with a knife, repeatedly. He knew that he often got on the Brit's nerves, but he didn't deserve this kind of reaction, right? He was just an innocent magician.

He held in a shriek when the blond pulled out the remains of a fish and smeared them across the photo before tossing it into the fireplace. Okay, it was time to leave, he really didn't know what sort of freaky thing the other would do next.

Saguru smirked when he felt the other's presence fade, he would have been fine if Kaito had approached him normally. He didn't really like when Kaito used Kid to spy on him. He wrinkled his nose, the smell of burning fish was worth tormenting Kaito. Now, he needed to wash his hands.

Me: This was really weird to write~

It's random and weird, especially that last one XD

Hope you enjoyed~