1022 Words excluding (A/N)~ I no own MK/DC~

Written December 15 2021
Posted January 9 2022

"Dad!"

Ginzo frowned at his daughter's call. It didn't sound like she was scared or in danger, so Kaito must have done something again. Sometimes the inspector wasn't sure if the two children meeting each other was a good thing or not. The two 9 year-olds sure got into a lot of trouble together.

"Dad!"

Sighing, Ginzo got up from the couch. If he didn't see what was up, Aoko would just keep yelling for him "What is it?" He inquired as he made his way to the door. Aoko was loud enough for him to hear her if he kept the window open.

Aoko ran up to her father, looking very upset and disgusted "Kaito spit on Aoko!" She complained, pointing at her own chest. Parts of her pink shirt looked darker than they should.

Ginzo's face scrunched up in both disgust and confusion. He turned towards Kaito, the boy's eyes were alight with mischief as he stood a few meters away "Why did you spit on her?" He'd thought that they were past the age where saliva was something o be wary of.

Kaito grinned, looking all too proud "I didn't spit on Aoko"

"You did!" Aoko hugged, face turning red with anger as her small hands started to curl into fists.

Smile looking a little more wary than before, Kaito shook his head "No, I just flexed my tongue! You were just stupid enough to be in the way!"

The inspector frowned. Flexed his tongue? "What?"

Indigos glinted "I did this!" Kaito opened his mouth, flexing his tongue oddly until two twin spurts of saliva squirted at Ginzo.

Ginzo quickly backed away, his face one of disgust "Don't do that again" The little shit could have told him instead of demonstrating it! He turned towards Aoko "Go get changed" Ginzo then turned back towards Kaito "I'll be informing your parents of what you did" Spiting on people was not acceptable at their age.

Kaito wilted "But I didn't mean to get Aoko" Even if it was funny.

The inspector hummed "Yet you did the same thing to me" He crossed his arms across his chest.

"I'm sorry..." Kaito gave Ginzo a pleading look "Please don't tell dad, he was gonna teach me a new magic trick today"

*

Kaito was annoyed, very very annoyed. This substitute teacher was horrible, absolutely horrible. The teacher had no reason to dislike him, he hadn't done anything yet. So why wasn't the hag letting him leave the classroom in order to use the washroom? Kaito raised his hand once more "Sensei, I really need to go to the washroom" He stated, not waiting for the teacher to call on him. The hag had been ignoring him for a while now.

"Kuroba-kun, please behave!" Mrs.Tsubara snapped, pointing her ruler at said boy.

Scowling, Kaito shifted in his seat "I need to go!" He was 9! He wasn't as good at holding it like an adult was!

Aoko frowned, looking at her friend with concern "Sensei, please let Kaito go to the washroom" Lying about needing the washroom wasn't something that Kaito did. Kaito's dad had warned him about the possible repercussions that came from doing that.

Not waiting for a verbal response, Kaito bolted for the door.

"Oh no you don't!" Mrs.Tsubara snatched the boy up "You have to wait until class is over"

Kaito grimaced, struggling to get away. He couldn't hold it for another 30 minutes! "I can't! Why are you so evil?!" This hag was the worst teacher ever! "I hate you!" Frustrated and angry, Kaito allowed himself to wet his pants" Face flushed, a satisfied grin spread across his face as the hag released him with a disgusted yelp. Chin held high, Kaito turned around to face her, his arms crossed "I told you" Getting back at the evil woman was better than accidentally wetting himself. At least this way left him with more dignity.

"Kuroba-kun! Office, Now!"

"With pleasure" Kaito hissed, indigos narrowed. He felt gross, he needed a change of clothes, and a shower. The tiny magician stalked out of the room.

"Kaito wait!" Aoko ran out after him. She wanted to make sure that Kaito wasn't the one who'd get in trouble. That mean lady was horrible!

Kaito flashed his friend a grateful grin as she caught up "Our parents are gonna be so angry with that hag"

*

Kaito was lost, that was okay though. He wasn't really lost, he'd just misplaced his parents. He knew how to find them though, so he could stay by himself for a little while before he decided to fetch them. He wasn't a little kid, he was 8! That was a big number. A single year went on for like forever, so he's lived at least 8 forevers so far.

He pet many a plush blanket as he traversed through the store until he decided that he should probably get his parents to come over. He couldn't get them to buy stuff if they weren't there to show the cool stuff off to.

So Kaito walked to the customer service station "Hi" He greeted when the worker looked down and noticed him "My parents got lost, can you announce that Kaito-sama is here waiting for them?"

The worker gave a small 'aww' and nodded "Of course sweetie" She picked up a phone and repeated his message throughout the store.

Kaito grinned at how the lady had actually said what he wanted her too. She was a cool old lady, that's for sure. Why weren't all old ladies this cool? A few minutes later his parents came rushing over.

Toichi picked Kaito up, giving him a hug "You're so silly" He breathed, sounding amused.

"We were looking everywhere for you..." Chikage sighed "I was so worried"

Kaito's dad rolled his eyes "Dear, Kaito's old enough to wander the store alone" He ruffled his son's hair.

"I saw some really cool stuff that you've got to buy!" Kaito piped up. He didn't have the money to buy the cool stuff himself.

Toichi put Kaito down "Sorry, but we need to go home before the house floods" Chikage gave her husband a confused look.

Indigos went wide "What?! "

"I think I left the tap running..." Toichi offered with a small shrug, Chikage let out a small laugh.

Me: So a child Kaito version~ This was very fun to write~ a nice funny oneshot to go after a dad one~

Comment? ^-^

And single word prompts for me to consider as inspiration for a oneshot? XP

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Made lots of wraps that just contained turkey, marble cheese, and a very thin layer of ranch dressing

Then I started cutting up meatballs for wraps (without the dressing) and now I have a whole chicken to use for wraps >~<

I will be eating good, usually to only eat one meat thing a day or every few days. And like last time, I give the chicken a life expectancy of at least a week

Unlike a lot of people I don't really like meat alternatives so yeah... Protein is scarce despite how much I like meat