A girl with soft pink hair stared into the distance, her eyes glassy as she attempted to hold in her emotions. 

???: You didn't really need to leave did you...

She spoke to herself finding it harder and harder to withhold her pent up emotions. As she was about to let out a soft sob the sound of steps fast approached her. She turned quickly and found herself face to face with a boy, his eyes shaded by a hat. 

???: Y-You... but you're-

The male silenced his counterpart but quickly enveloping her in a hug, dropping the briefcase from his hand. 

???: I just... I couldn't do it. I can't leave you behind.

???: But it's a big opportunity! You shouldn't have wasted it on me!

???: You're more important to me than some stupid job! There are millions of jobs out there but there is only one you.

The woman blinked once before her emotions came rushing out, her eyes watering before she let out a sob, clinging to the male and crying into his shoulder. The male comforted his pink-haired companion before pulling back to meet her eyes. 

???: I love you, my dear...

???: I... I love you too!

The male smiled sincerely before softly leaning in, his lips a mere inch from the girl's, their breaths mingling as he moved in to capture her lips in a tender kiss

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Newscaster: In other news, there are many rumors concerning a partnership between the (L/n) Family and the Fujiwara family. This info comes as the families have grown increasingly close in the following months after the Fujiwara's-

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Singer: OH LOVE ME MISTAAAA-

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The boy with the remote let out a sigh and tossed the remote onto his bed. 

???: So many channels and never anything to watch...

The boy stretched himself before standing up from the edge of his bed. He heard a noise like a bang against the wall. He walked toward the door of his room and caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror first. He stopped in front of the mirror and met his own gaze. The male's piercing (E/c) eyes had bags under them from staying up late the previous night and now shifted out of his impromptu staring contest to look over his uniform, cleaning off the imaginary dust that somehow managed to get onto the suit while he was sitting down. When he finished there, he ran a hand through his unkempt (H/c)-colored locks. Should he brush? Nah that's a 3 minutes ago kinda thing. The male moved toward the exit to the room once more, picking up a bag and slinging over his shoulder, careful not to sling its contents across the room and have the male die a little inside. The male made it to the door and wished his room luck before leaving and heading downstairs. He heard another thud and looked around the corner as he finally made it down the stairs.

???: OW! How could you allow this to happen?!

???: You have a kiss scheduled at 7:55 Am, not 7:52.

???: Oh come on you actually scheduled it?!

The male on the ground turned toward the newest visitor and smiled. 

???: Oh morning, (Y/n)!

(Y/n): Morning, Dad.

You turned your gaze to the other person in the room, a calm woman sitting down at the table sipping tea. 

???: Good morning, dear.

You nodded and walked past her.

(Y/n): Good morning, mom.

You found a waiting piece of toast and picked it up. You softly bit into the buttered piece of toasted bread and looked between your parents.

Dad: Hmph, come on it's only a few minutes! Why can't I get a kiss?

Mom: We have plans and schedules for a reason.

Your mother finished her tea and stood up, moving into the kitchen to set the cup in the sink before walking to you. She wrapped her arms around your shoulder and pressed a kiss to your cheek. 

(Y/n): M-Mom...

Dad: Now why does he get a kiss?!

Your mother hugged you tighter and turned to her husband.

Mom: Because this is my baby boy.

Dad: Your logic isn't making any sense!

Your mother and father were a strange pair, to say the least. But hey saying the least is sometimes good! Your father was a foreigner, a young upstart of a man moving from (Home Country) to Japan looking to make it big as a branch of your grandpa's business. A dashing young man at the time, his soft (E/c) eyes and wavy (H/c) hair were eye-catching to most people in Japan and his inviting and welcoming demeanor made him a popular party guest quickly. However, your grandpa made a pretty big mistake in placing your father in charge as he met your mother. Your mother's dark hair perfectly framed her piercing brown eyes. Your mother was the total opposite of your father. Where your father was very socially adept and charismatic, your mother chose a different skill tree to go down, buffing her business sense and intelligence. Your mother is like incredibly good at making accurate predictions and choices in business and political matters. After these two fell in love, your mother helped your father break away from your grandpa's company and form the (L/n) Group. And now there was you.

Dad and Mom: Fuuuu... shion... Haaaaa!

As the smoke cleared you came into the picture. (Y/n) (L/n)! The perfect combination of his parents in that he was socially inept and awkward while also having a novice sense of business and intelligence in only certain areas mostly concerning pop culture and anime... let's forget we heard that and just continue on shall we?

The doorbell rang and your father let out a sigh. 

Dad: It's time for school already? Well son I'm sorry we couldn't make you a real breakfast.

(Y/n): No no it's fine Dad. You guys have a good day. Love you guys.

Mom: Love you too Hone-

Your mother was cut off as your father pressed a quick kiss to her cheek. Your mother blushed as your father smiled.

Dad: Love you too, son! Have a good day!

You nodded to the two and made your way to the front door. You opened it only to be pulled out by the arm.

???: Hey (Y/n)!

You blinked a bit and slowly pulled your grip out of the girl's grip. Your hand came up and rubbed the back of your neck. Despite knowing her for years now it was still awkward for her to just grab you. You gazed down at the girl and smiled, her fair complexion gleaming in the early morning sun, her light pink shoulder-length hair recently brushed. Finally, your (E/c) eyes met her blue ones. 

(Y/n): Hey Chika...

Chika: Morning! Are you ready to head to school? 

(Y/n): Yeah. But where are Moeha and Toyomi?

Chika pouted a bit, clearly a bit upset.

Chika: Toyomi and Moeha went off without me! Just cause I slept in a little late today! 

(Y/n): Kinda weird. Not you sleeping in that's pretty typical but I would have thought they would swing by here.

Chika: Eh?! Are you saying you would still walk with them if I wasn't here?!

(Y/n): I mean not intentionally.

Chika: Hmph, you can be a meanie sometimes, (Y/n)!

(Y/n): Eh... but I didn't... fine. I'm sorry. Can we get going? I don't wanna be late to school...

Your dull voice matched your tired demeanor as Chika pouted. She was upset but knew you were only tired. She gripped you by your wrist and began pulling you along, ready to head to your school for another fine day at Shuchi'in Academy.

Narrator: Our story has begun as (Y/n) has taken his first steps into this fanfiction for Kaguya-sama: Love is war. Now let us see where our lad will go in his journey to grow and grow closer to his friends. Cue the music!

A male with a laptop for a head gives a thumbs up and plays a record and Mr. Blue Sky starts to play.

Narrator: No not that one the one for this story!

The laptop nodded as he pulled out another record and flipped it before Love Dramatic began playing, cueing the intro for another wacky and romantic fanfiction!

A/n: Hey everyone I'm sorry this took so long but here it is! You wanted funny and romantic and not depressing and this is what I've got! Please leave a comment if you liked it and I'll see you all in the next update~!