You pressed your thumb into your lower lip as you watched the mental battle between the student council president and vice-president. It was always strange to you that they so fiercely thought about stuff that you could not possibly have any idea about. Truthfully, you weren't even sure why you went to the student council room except for that fact, Chika dragged you along to places. 

(Y/n): Man you know how nice it would be to curl up in an empty classroom and nap? Or even watch anime on my phone? Eh...

You let out a sigh as you looked up once more to see what was going on from the wall you were leaning on. Earlier there had been a battle over the president's new phone but now Chika seemed to be probing the student council to see where they would like to go on a summer trip. With a gentle sigh, you pushed yourself off the wall and began slowly moving toward the exit to the room.

Chika: Eh? (Y/n) where are you going?!

(Y/n): You guys are talking about a student council summer trip, I'm not even in the student council.

Chika: Well we could appoint you as our mascot or something!

(Y/n): If you do that I'll destroy you.

Chika: Come on! At least help us pick out a place.

(Y/n): I thought I heard Shirogane and Shinomiya talking about a sea mountain or something. seems like a weird combo but not really my place to say.

Shirogane: (L/n)! 

(Y/n): H-Huh?!

Shinomiya: Why don't you tell us where you'd rather go?! The sea or the mountains?!

(Y/n): Hold on I just said I'm not a memb-

Shirogane: then that means you're an impartial vote! Break the tie!

You wanted to retort but the sharp look in their eyes kept you quiet as you pinched your chin in thought, trying to weigh the pros and cons of both options. 

(Y/n): Well... the sea sounds fun but I don't really like sand... the mountain could be cool too though the service in most areas like that is terrible. Hmm... I suppose out of the two I would go with the mountains.

Shinomiya seemed to get her answer, claiming victory over the president who seemed to have lost the strange battle. but you were sure earlier it was... ah the student council changes on a dime it seems.

Chika: Ah I love it when we think alike (Y/n)! I would just love to go to Mount Osore!

A chill ran your spine as you remembered the terrors of Mount Osore. It was like straight out of a horror film and you simply wouldn't have it. Taking the distraction to your advantage, you slipped out of the room with the excuse that your classes were about to start.

You clenched your fists as you sped through the halls toward the student council room. Though something seemed odd,  Your art style... it... was more angular and defined. A puff of air rushed through your lips as you prepared to end this once and for all. You made it to the student council and opened the door to find nobody there. 

(Y/n): Perfect.

What were you doing exactly? and why did your art style change so suddenly? and where was this wacky romance comedy going to now? Suddenly an aura seemed to glow around you, a soft pink color solidifying as you moved closer to the president's desk.

???: Hmm... and what do you think you're doing?

A voice boomed around you, you weren't fazed though. your eyes shifted from side to side as you froze in place.

(Y/n): I'm going to get the good ending right here and now.

???: The good ending?

You pointed to your temple, your other hand curving at an angle to press into the side of your chest.

(Y/n): I'll make those two confess to each other right here and now, that way I and Chika can spend time together rather than solving their love troubles.

???: So you want to end up with Chika, eh? You're not even considering Cynthia or anyone else that might be added to the story?

(Y/n): Everything else is an after thought! If I can achieve my goal here and now I can nap the day away with Chika at my side!

The voice seemed to chuckle, almost laugh even.

???: And how do you plan to do this?

Now it was your time to chuckle. As you did, the pink aura around you finally materialized, a pair of humanoid arms wrapping around your neck. The pink arms were followed by a body, pressing into your back as the creature rested its chin on your shoulder. 

(Y/n): With the power of my stand, Love Dramatic, I can make those two fall in love with the snap of my fingers!

???: A stand eh, I don't know how you got that considering the rough draft I'm writing now but... eh, I suppose this is a good warm-up.

The president's chair turned around to reveal a man in a suit, He seemed perfectly normal with a sharp black suit and matching gloves except that his head just so happened to be a laptop. Oh no! The author has arrived to put a stop to your plans! A "Tsk" escaped your lips as you glanced at your stand. It's face always kinda freaked you out as the creature lacked a mouth but had a pair of brilliant red eyes behind a pair of heart-shaped glasses. It's pink and red skin forming strange patterns with occasional hearts.

(Y/n): You won't stop me! Love Dramatic!

You stand unfurled its arms from around your neck and charged forth! It raised it's ready to attack.

Love Dramatic: LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLove!!!

Your eyes almost couldn't keep up with the lightning-fast punches being thrown from your stand, the stand crying out as it threw each punch at the monitor. Once more the author chuckled, a pair of orange arms rising from his own to catch each punch easily.

Author: This is all you can muster, huh? For one of my creations, I'm rather disappointed. Stick to falling in love and making random references before I turn this story depressing like my other ones.

(Y/n): U-Ugh!

A pair of eyes flashed behind the Author's shoulder's before the monitor boomed out, "DDD Above Heaven!" 

Author: Well that was really strange. I've never seen a creation of mine openly rebel against the fabric of my story.

The Author spoke before poking you with his finger, seeing that you and your stand were frozen in place.

Author: Too bad I'm in total control of my stories. My own stand is what we in the business like to call totally overpowered. 

The Author let out a cough as he turned to look at the reader.

Author: Ah sorry about all of this folks. Looks like this week was another gateway chapter, but I promise I'll get you some more gals and friends to hang around within this Kaguya-sama fanfic. And hopefully, I can post it sooner this time... A-ahem well I'll see you all around!

The Author spoke with a digital smile as the arms of his stand rose once more from his arms and clapped loudly, the white screen seemingly jumping a few lines to continue the actual story.

(Y/n): Um... president?

Shirogane turned to you as he was about to enter the student council room.

Shirogane: What do you need (L/n)? It's rather strange to see you without Fujiwara nearby.

You rubbed the back of your neck as you spoke out the next words, another student rushing up to ask the same thing.

(Y/n) and Random Student: Could you please give me some romantic advice President?/?!

Narrator: Woo it appears that strange reference from earlier got all fixed up and now our young (/Yn) is... asking for romantic advice?! Could it be for Chika? Or perhaps another girl? Cynthia maybe? I guess we will find out in the next chapter!