You let out a cough as you swiped the dust off your school uniform. 

(Y/n): Blegh, aren't you tired of those weird pink explosions in the mornings? Like firs that weirdly romantic song plays then boom explosion! 

Chika: Eh? What are you even talking about?

(Y/n): And another... you know what? Nope, I'm not doing this. I'm not going to be the one here who breaks the 4th wall here.

Chika tilted her head to the side and looked at you as if you had finally gone insane. 

(Y/n): A-Anyway... why do you always have me swinging by the student council room? I'm not even a member. I have my own club to go to you know.

You spoke to Chika with a long yawn. These past few months seemed to fly by with absolutely nothing interesting happening whatsoever. However, Chika seemed to be fiddling with something in secret as she skipped along to the student council room, once more dragging you along.

Chika: Ah come on! What do you not like hanging out with me suddenly?

(Y/n): You know I always hang out with you but the student council room seems a strange place for me to be. Like I don't even have any problems or anything. I just go there cause you demand me to be there for some reason.

Chika: Cause you're my bestest friend! Other than Kaguya... and Pes and also Philly an- Where are you going?!

(Y/n): I'm even behind a fish... I didn't sign up to be emotionally devastated by the fact I'm your best friend after the fish is unavailable!

Chika: No! Yeah, they are my best pals but you are a person so you have like twenty more points than them! 

(Y/n): My emotional devastation is... immeasurable... and my day is ruined. I'm going home. 

Chika: School isn't even halfway done yet!

Chika pouted and let out a huff, gripping you by the wrist to pull you into the student council room. Before you stood two shimmering individuals. Even gazing upon them seemed to hurt your eyes as they positively glowed... ah, nevermind they just like opening all the curtains in here. President Shirogane and Vice-President Shinomiya. Two pillars of the school and the two leading members of the student council while your friend Chika was the secretary. It was due to this that she usually dragged you out of your own club to hang out with her while you both had "free" time.

(Y/n): It's always so bright in here...

Chika set you down on the couch to cower in the face of sunlight. Meanwhile, Chika, Shinomiya, and Shirogane began talking on matters you were too tired to entirely understand. Sadly, trying to defeat sleep is like a boss in a Light Souls game. You will battle it many times and it will destroy you entirely until you finally beat it, only to unlock the new game plus and get spiked into the ground again... that was oddly specific but during that strange rant Chika pulled out two slivers of paper. 

(Y/n): Eh... you watch romance movies Chika? 

Chika turned to you and pouted. 

Chika: You really need to listen more, (Y/n). Did you not hear me when I said I won these in a contest? It's a shame my parents won't let me go though...

(Y/n): Why worry about that? We usually hang out at each other's houses on the weekends anyway.

That sentence seemed to stop time in the student council room. You felt a shudder run down your spine as you turned your head to look from Chika to Shirogane and Shinomiya. The two had their eyes fixated on you. Shirogane had a look of astonishment on his face while Shinomiya simply analyzed you and then looked at Chika.

Shirogane: (L/n)... C-Chika spends the weekends at your home? 

He asked as if it was weird. You two had been hanging out since you were kids, did they not know this? You even hung out with Chika's sisters sometimes though since you were closer in age to Chika you two pretty much stuck together.

(Y/n): Well not always. Sometimes I go over to her house for the night.

Shirogane let out a choking gasp as he tried to process what he just heard. Shinomiya was going over something in her mind before a blush rose to her face.

Shinomiya: C-Chika... I didn't think you were that type of girl...

Chika: Eh?

(Y/n): What type of girl? If it's what you're thinking of I've tried to get her into it but she has such weird tastes that it's a weird fit.

Shirogane: Fit?! What do you mean fit?!

(Y/n): No matter how many times we try it she just never seems to get enough to actually be pleased.

Chika: You have some weird tastes too, (Y/n)! 

(Y/n): I never said I didn't just your weird tastes are too weird for me.

As you and Chika argued, you both neglected that the president and vice-president were overheating mentally. They had been trying to calculate ways to force the other to invite them to a movie when you dropped the bombshell that you and Chika have spent many nights together. for such innocent minds, they certainly thought of the most ridiculous outcomes first. It appeared that literal steam was rising from their overworked brains. You let out a yawn as you reached out and pet Chika on the head.

(Y/n): Fine we will do what you want this weekend, alright?

Chika: Finally! You're coming over to my place this time, ok?

(Y/n): Eh sure. I'm pretty flexible for this weekend.

Chika: Oh yeah, afternoon classes are about to start. 

The soft-pink haired girl brought up her steamed bun up to her mouth and took a bite.

Chika: Let's get going, (Y/n).

(Y/n): Eh but I don't like... school in general.

Chika ate the rest of the steamed bun as the two of you stood up and headed toward the door. It was then that you noticed that Shinomiya and Shirogane were face-first on the small table with steam coming from their heads. Chika had left some tickets for them though. It didn't look like the romance movie but-

You let out another yawn as you shrugged and kept moving. Those two were probably just tired from being in the spotlight around the school.

Chika: I hope they like the movie. "Birdie from Tottori" is supposed to be super cute!

(Y/n): You had more than two tickets? I bet you wanted to take Philly to a movie...

Chika: Eh... If anything we should go to a movie! It's too bad my parents won't let me go. 

(Y/n): Your parents seem to at least tolerate my existence, so when I come over this weekend to watch tv and study, I could ask them if we could go... why are you looking at me like that?

Chika had stopped in the hallway as her face turned slightly red.

Chika: I didn't know you felt that way about me...

(Y/n): W-Wait what? Hold on what are you talking about?

Chika: You want to take me to see "Love Refrain, right? the movie where if a boy and girl watch it they end up dating. Such a bold boy you are (Y/n).

It was time for you to blush. 

(Y/n): A-Ah hold on! I didn't know that! Plus you're acting way too lovey-dovey considering we're not even halfway done with this episode! Darn it, I did it again!

Chika: Eh, we'll just do the lunchbox thing next time!

(Y/n): Wait you're not supposed to-

Oh LOVE ME MISTTTTAAAA

Narrator: It appears (Y/n) has set the course of the anime off it's destined fate by merely existing! How rude... Still, it appears not all hope is lost as he is keeping the story moving with his relationship to the student council and Chika Fujiwara! How will this affect the next sequence?! Find out in the next chapter!