Please don't kill me for bad humor.

Warning: Curse words ahead

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Shintaro: Damm it, Konoha! Now I have negima on my my clothes!

Kano: Don't worry, Shintaro! You can wear my bigger clothes.

Shintaro: *gasps* Kano!

Kano: What? ^-^

Shintaro: You think you can get taller? 0O0

Kano: F*ck you, Shitnaro

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Konoha: Kido-san.......... can I have negima?

Kido: .........

Konoha: ............

Kido: No

Konoha: *crys like a baby*

Mekakushi Dan: *looks at her*

Momo: I'm ashamed, Danchou

Kido: What the hell did I do?!

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Bold/Me: Guys, I found something amazing

Marry: What is it, Bold-chan?

Bold: Konoha has the same voice actors as Light Yagami

Marry: .........

Bold: ...........

Konoha: ...........

Mekakushi Dan: ............

Ene: I'm never seeing Konoha as the same again

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Kano: Peek ka........ *closes eyes*

Shintaro: ?

Kano: Boo! *looks like Ayano*

Shintaro: *shakes violently*

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Ayano: Haruka-senpai!

Haruka: Ah! Ayano-chan! What is it?

Ayano: Do you know Takane likes-

Takane: *kicks Ayano far away*

Haruka: Ayano Danchou?! You cannt die yet!

Takane: (-_\)

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Random woman: What does an innocent young girl like you like?

Marry: BL! 0^0

Random woman: What's BL?

Marry: Boy's love!

Random woman: O..........K..... *walks away slowly*

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Kuroha: Welcome to my womb!

Seto: Dude, why would we be in there?

Kuroha: Because.......... um........

Seto: What are we? Your babies? Who's the mum?

Kuroha: My queen! *points at Marry*

Seto: .............

Kuroha: .............

Seto: DIE!! *grabs a pole and "poles" Kuroha*

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Hiyori: Hibiya!

Hibiya: Clear........ my internet browser........... history! *dies*

Hibiya: ............ *steps on Hibiya then walks away*

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Hiyori: Oh my god! It's Kisaragi Momo in real life!

Momo: Um......

Hiyori: You're so much cuter and taller in real life! And!........ *looks at her chest*

Momo: Mm?

Hiyori: So big...........

Momo: Eh?!

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Momo: Want to try my cooking, Konoha?!

Konoha: Huh?.... Oh...... sure, I guess *tries it*

Momo: How is it?!

Konoha: *faints*

Shintaro: Even Konoha who can eat anything faints from her cooking.....

Kano: What happens if we eat it?

Mekakushi Dan: ............ *walks away from Momo*

Momo: T^T

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Random person: Who is the most annoying person?

Kano: Shintaro~

Kido: Kano

Seto: Kano

Marry: Ene

Momo: Kano

Ene: Kano

Shintaro: Kano

Hibiya: Kano

Konoha: Kano

Kano: At least Marry didn't say me~

Marry: Ka

Kano: Don't you dare

Marry: No

Kano: F*ck all of you

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Ene: Goshujin! Goshujin!

Shintaro: *ignores her*

Ene: Let's go to the amusement park!

Shintaro: ..........

Ene: I'll expose your dirty secret~

Shintaro: Let's go!