Interview.

Seokjin: Babe, ano ba iyan.  Ang boring.  Ano ba pwede gawin? 

Namjoon: Yadong? 

Seokjin: Ewan ko sa'yo kakayadong lang natin eh.  Gusto mo laro tayo?  Interviewhin kita tapos honest dapat ang sagot. Okay?  

Namjoon: Sure sure,  why not coconut.

Seokjin: Ano pangalan mo? 

Namjoon: Namjoon.  Kim Namjoon. 

Seokjin: Sex? 

Namjoon: 3 times a day. 5 days a week.

Seokjin: Putangina.  I mean kung Babae ba o Lalaki? 

Namjoon: Yes,  both male,  female but sometimes Camel.

Seokjin: Gross

Namjoon: Oo,  OX rin. 

Seokjin: Holy Cow.

Namjoon: Yeah,  Cow,  Sheep, Rabbit,  Panda. Animal in general.

Seokjin: Puta,  'di ba parang hostile iyan? 

Namjoon: Right!  Horsestyle, dogstyle,  sikstinayn style,  any style will do. 

Seokjin: Oh Mha Gawd,  dear.

Namjoon: No, no to deer. They run to fast,  hard to catch.

Seokjin: Fuck you

Namjoon: Im ready!

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