Harry

We finally arrived at our hotel rooms no thanks to Louis, how he managed to get or keep a job here is beyond me.

Zayn showed us around a little and helped us find our way.

"Here's your room key cards, there's two of each but if you need more just ask at reception. I'll leave yous to unpack or whatever and just come down to the pool whenever you're ready and I can show you around here a bit more and let you meet a few people. If you like of course. If you need any help accessing your safe box or anything else, just phone reception and they'll send someone up. We aren't all as useless and dïckheads like Louis, I promise" whilst giving Harry a cheeky wink knowing that he caught Louis' eye.

Zayn may be quiet and sometimes withdrawn, but overall he is very observant. Especially when it comes to his best friend.

The boys shared a chuckle and Zayn was off to probably do nothing the rest of the day as he has done a whole 10 minutes work.

It wasn't too difficult to figure the room situation as each room had two joint rooms holding three people each. It wasn't great for privacy but who cares when their on a lads holiday? If they're gonna do something, they might as well be prepared for all to see or at least know about it. It also means however, that no one is safe.

They are all known to play tricks on each other and overall wind each other up to the max. There is also two toilets in each joint rooms, however being 6 people per room that are extremely vain may not be the best idea.

Also barely much escape if anyone was to do their business or throw up there. The more Harry thought, the more he wondered why he ever agreed to come in the first place.

Harry was to share a room with Niall, Ed, Ashton, Luke and Shawn.

In the room next to them was James, Brad, Nick, Josh, Danny, Zac and Justin.

There was also another room, however at this point and time Harry couldn't careless as they are irrelevant and won't have any major parts. That I've planned.

They all crowded around one of the boys joint rooms and discussed their lads holiday checklist as cringeworthy as that is. It made the whole holiday more interesting as there was more of a reason to make these memories, good or bad and it would be a compilation to see who can fück up their life the most. What isn't to love?

Niall climbed up on one of the poor quality chairs on the balcony so everyone can see and hear him, making the whole situation even more ridiculous.

It all seemed worth it once he noticed the chair leg was far too close to the gap between the edge of the balcony and the fence around it and it fell through the hole causing the chair to fly back and Niall to lose balance and fall straight to the floor causing an eruption of laughter from the boys and a shocked gasp to those down below sitting by the pool. Hearing it all.

He is lucky that the fence around the balcony was sturdy enough or it could've been very serious.

He pushed himself up off the ground as fast as he could, bright red and trying to act as though nothing had happened.

Scratching the back of his head, he continues "alright, calm down. It was an easy mistake and it could've happened to anyone... Actually I rehearsed that. Y'know, to gain all your attention. Now, me and a few others made this list whilst bored in registration whilst we were still at school and I want you all to familiarise yourselves with it. It starts as soon as we leave this room and I would like everyone to participate or there WILL be punishments" he looks around with a serious look glaring at anyone who wasn't taking it seriously.

Harry was really starting to question why this in front of him was his best friend of many years.

"I have printed each of you a copy and I would like you to guard it with your life as it wasn't cheap to print guys ok. Now I will read through these for you because I'm aware of how some of you are stupid fücks."

He smiles sweetly at the rest of the boys before coughing very obnoxiously to show he is ready to start.

"First to chunder (3 points)

First to snog someone (2 points)

First to have sex (3 points)

First to get injured (2 points)

First to go to hospital (3 points)

First to lose/break something (1 point)

"Does that include your virginity Niall?"
One of the boys shouted from the back earning laughs and a few high fives.

Niall never really did lose the redness to his face and this heated it up even more causing Harry to chuckle. Niall was one of those friends who was still a virgin but seemed to be the most obsessed and always talked about sex? It was quite hilarious whenever people would bring it up but it would never stop Niall from continuing talking that way.

"Okay moving on the next one is ..

Who gets with ugliest boy/girl (3 points)

"Does Nick count?" Harry said giving a wink to the boy who's had a crush on Harry for years and everyone knew it. It wasn't uncomfortable though and Nick knew where he stood and he would never want to compromise their friendship if that wasn't what Harry wanted.

Nick blushed and pushed Harry away laughing whilst mumbling "dïckhead"

Who spends least money on first night (1 point)

Who gets most free drinks (2 points)

Biggest slut overall (3 points)

Who gets with hottest guy/girl (2 points)

First to get a tattoo/piercing (3 points)

Harry grinned at this one as he had plenty of tattoos already and the most in the group. Yes, he got most of them when he was underage either from a professional who done it illegal, himself or his friends. Harry was a fan of tattoos that weren't too perfect that others would probably hate, but in all honesty he loved them and wouldn't say he regretted any as such.

Last to contact home (1 point)

Harry knew this wouldn't be him as he couldn't be without his family for long. Plus Ann would probably chop his dïck off if he hadn't checked in with her at least once a day.

Who spends most money overall (2 points)

Who uses the word 'penis' the most times in a conversation with a stranger (2 points + 1 for number/drink/snog)

"PENIS JOKES" Harry shouted grinning, he could easily win this one as they were his favourite out of all his horrendous jokes and puns. The rest groaned as they were no strangers to Harry's immaturity and horrible jokes that he loves so much.

Who can pull wearing most ridiculous outfit (2 points)

Who pulls oldest girl/guy (3 points)

Who pulls youngest girl/guy (3 points)

"This could be extremely wrong if people take this one too seriously. Remember guys, perhaps these countries are a little less laid back about these things but I'm pretty sure it still is very illegal. If she is on holiday with her parents that may be a tell tale sign to back off..." Ashton lectured being a little uncomfortable with the latest one the list.

"Right yea, of course, moving on..
Convince someone you're part of the royal family (2 points)

Who can hold a conversation with someone using One Direction lyrics (3 points)            (Lols, one direction are different      people in this. Just have same songs)

Most shots in 10 seconds (1 point)

Use a Barney Stinson chat up line (1 point)

Who gets first free drink (1 point)

"I must say I have already won this one as incase you have forgotten, that Louis kid said the winner of the race got a free fishbo-" Niall excitedly said only to be cut off from groans as everyone has heard the same story at least 10 times in such a short amount of time.

First to pull a girl/boy (the sex u r least comfortable with) (3 points)

Who can pull using an American accent (2 points)

Who chugs the longest (2 points)

Convince someone that you are local/foreign
(2 points + 1 if you pull them)

First to pass out (1 point)

Who takes funniest photo (1 point)

Who can plank in the weirdest place (2 points)

"Wanks?" Luke's eyes widens.

"No Lukey, but thanks. I'm adding that to the list. TWO POINTS" Niall continued
Everyone looked at Niall with complete worry and slightly disgusted at that but accepted nonetheless, it's not like everything needs to be done on this list. Thank god.

First to get in a fight (3 points)

Most people kissed in one night (2 points)

First to 3 way kiss (2 points)

First to have a threesome (4 points) everyone cheered at that one knowing that this was going to be unlikely but not impossible, especially here.

Earliest in the day to start drinking (2 points + only counts after sleep)

First to cry (1 point)

Weirdest place to have sex (3 points)

First to get sunburned (1 point)"
"That will undoubtably be you Niall. Hey, maybe if you get a little colour in you you'll look like your unseasoned raw chicken" Harry smiled putting an arm around his friends shoulder.