*everyone opens their presents*

Osomatsu-niisan: Oh, it's still a watch? At least it's pretty small compared to-

Karamatsu-niisan: But wait, there's more! Look deeper!

Osomatsu-niisan: *SCREAMS at whatever else is in there*

Me: Wow! You got a jokebook, Todomatsu! I wish I got that instead!

Todomatsu: Haha... yeah... (ironically, I got Todomatsu's present)

Choromatsu-niisan: Thanks for the baseball video, Jyushimatsu. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be using it anytime soon, though.

Me: It's ok! I think you'll like it when you see it one day!

Ichimatsu-niisan: Why are you already wearing the hat I gave you?! Stop it!!

Karamatsu-niisan: *wearing a hat with multicolored signatures and a pine tree on it* But I love it! And you said you'd like it if whoever got it would wear it at least every once in a while!

Osomatsu-niisan: Wait, you already showed your present to Karamatsu before the birthday exchange, Ichimatsu?

Ichimatsu-niisan: *punches Karamatsu-niisan*

To be continued