Mommy: Boys, have you bought a birthday present yet?

Osomatsu-niisan: Don't bother asking. I always buy one on the last day.

Me: Ah, I forgot.

Todomatsu: You forgot? You're usually one of the first ones to prepare one.

Me: Sorry! I've just been too caught up writing in my diary to remember! I'll go buy one today.

In just a few days, we're celebrating our birthday! It's gonna be a normal birthday party, but I'm sure it'll be fun regardless!

Anyway, I'm in a store right now. I know I could just wait until I got home to write, but I can't decide what to buy!

Um... it's really hard...

Oh crap! I gotta use the restroom real quick! See ya!