Jack: Well, I haven't had any competition since I started to run this business *Cough * Roman sucks * Cough*. So I am giving a title shot to anybody who wants my championship.

Jack: Do this is the nobody I have to face? No problem keeping my championship.

Rey: You better watch what you say, cause I'll take that Championship I in 1 minute bud.

(Replace AJ and the OC with Jack, Nathon and Rhyno, and Replace Randy and his RKO with Stunning Jay and a Superkick)

Kayla: Here's your winner and the NEWWW WWE UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPION; REY MYSTERIO!!