Full disclaimer: ...I have no idea how I will somehow make this story work but if I can make a story about "The Boys" work, anything's possible!.

Anyway, onto the women you'll be...ahem...you know...

Tracer

Mercy

Pharah

Symmetra

Sombra

Widowmaker

Junker Queen

Ashe

Zarya

D.Va

Brigitte

Mei

Kimiko

Sojourn

Moira