So there's a guy in the side of a bridge saying if you jump off you'll turn into whever you say! So the first guy doesn't believe him. He jumps off and says "A plane." He turns into a plane flys away. The second man sees this and jumps off saying "A boat." He turns into a boat and floats away. Then the third guy trips off the other side, not hearing the man, and says "Aw, poop!"

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