My best friend made a sentence (We were in writing class) and after that I told him what was in the last chapter. Here it is:

Mario slyly stole Zelda's underwear while Zelda shot arrows at Mario with anger.

Everyone started to laugh after he read it out loud.

Also, buddy, if you're reading this, I hope you feel ok. You took one heck of a fall. (Also, it was a drawing pencil you tripped over on your Ripstick. And the kid behind you had one. The same one. So if you're really hurt and you want revenge, it was that guy. :) )